"I'VE NEVER HAD A HAMBURGER IN MY LIFE, SO.. AND I'M SO GLAD THAT I CAN SAY THAT. I NEVER WANT TO EAT A HAMBURGER."
NO, YOU'RE EYES AREN'T PLAYING TRICKS ON YOU, THAT'S COURTNEY STODDEN AND SHE'S KEEPING HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME ALIVE.
THE 17-YEAR-OLD BRIDE HAS NEVER BEEN SHY ABOUT SHOWING OFF HER AMPLE ASSETS AND IN HER NEW TWO MINUTE PSA FOR PETA THE SEXY TEEN LET'S IT ALL HANG OUT.
WITH HER POOCH ON HER LAP, COURTNEY EXPLAINS WHY SHE STOPPED EATING MEAT. BASICALLY BECAUSE SHE LOVES ANIMALS SO MUCH, SHE NEVER WANTED TO EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE.
"I'M SO HAPPY THAT I SWITCHED...THE BEST WAY TO BE KIND TO ANIMALS IS NOT TO EAT THEM.. SO GO VEGETARIAN."
WELL IT MAY NOT BE ONE OF PETA’S INFAMOUS "I'D RATHER GO NAKED THAN WEAR FUR" ADS, BUT SHE'S DEFINETLY USING HER CURVES TO SEND A MESSAGE… WONDER IF HER 51-YEAR-OLD HUBBY DOUG HUTCHISON IS SMELLIN’ WHAT SHE’S COOKIN’… YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER…
OH YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER NOT CHEAT, YOU BETTER NOT LIE OR ACT LIKE A FREAK… UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT TO END UP ON CELEBTV’S NAUGHTY LIST.
FROM TWITTER DRAMA TO CHEATING SCANDALS, IT’S HARD TO KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH ASHTON KUTCHER. WE’RE THINKING HIS HOT TUB ROMP AT THE SAN DIEGO HARD ROCK HOTEL ON THE NIGHT OF HIS AND DEMI’S SIXTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY IS A GOOD PLACE. A-PLUS-K, YOU’RE GIFT THIS YEAR IS A BIG LUMP OF COAL.
SPEAKING OF GETTING COAL… NO ONE SEEMS TO SINK LOWER THAN JESSE JAMES…THE MONSTER GARAGE STAR HOOKED UP WITH KAT VON D IN SEPTEMBER OF 2010, AND THE TATTOOED COUPLE WENT THROUGH PLENTY OF BREAK-UPS AND MAKE-UPS, BEFORE SPLITTING FOR GOOD.
BUT IN NOVEMBER, THE LA INK STAR REVEALED SHE HAD JUST MET THE 19TH PERSON JESSE HAD CHEATED ON HER WITH DURING THE ONE YEAR THEY WERE TOGETHER. THAT’S DEFINITELY NAUGHTY AND NOT NICE…
MARIAH YEATER’S 15 MINUTES OF ILL-GOTTEN FAME ARE PRETTY MUCH OVER. YOU DIDN’T REALLY THINK YOU COULD FALSELY ACCUSE JUSTIN BIEBER OF BEING YOUR BABY DADDY AND GET AWAY WITH IT, DID YOU?
THE LESS SAID ABOUT WHAT JOHN GALLIANO SAID THE BETTER, BUT YOU CAN BET, HE DIDN’T MAKE THE “NICE” CUT.
ONE PERSON WE’RE PRETTY SURE WILL BE THRILLED TO MAKE THE NAUGHTY LIST IS COURTNEY STODDEN. THE 16-YEAR-OLD BRIDE – WHO’S NOW 17 – MADE NO ATTEMPT TO HIDE HER WILD SIDE ONCE HER MARRIAGE TO ACTOR DOUG HUTCHISON THRUST HER INTO THE SPOTLIGHT.
CHARLIE SHEEN’S TASTE FOR EXCESS LANDS HIM ON OUR LIST – IN ONE BIZARRE INTERVIEW AFTER ANOTHER, THE FORMER “TWO AND A HALF MEN” STAR WENT ON AND ON ABOUT HIS GODDESSES AND TIGER BLOOD. THEN AGAIN, HE DID SPAWN A CATCHPHRASE, SO MAYBE CHARLIE IS “WINNING!”
AND FINALLY, NO RUN DOWN OF THE NAUGHTY WOULD BE COMPLETE – THIS YEAR OR ANY YEAR – WITHOUT A CELEBTV TIP OF THE CAP TO LINDSAY LOHAN.
THERE WERE COURT APPEARANCES, PROBATION VIOLATIONS AND MAJOR FASHION – AND HYGIENE – FAILS.
AND SHE’S GOT AN INSIDE TRACK ON THE 2012 LIST THANKS TO HER JANUARY PLAYBOY SPREAD.
WHEN IT COMES TO BEING NAUGHTY, NOBODY DOES IT LIKE LINDS.
COURTNEY STODDEN, THE TEEN BRIDE WHO MARRIED 51-YEAR-OLD ACTOR DOUG HUTCHISON, PULLED QUITE A STUNT WHEN SHE TURNED UP AT A PUMPKIN PATCH IN WHAT – SHALL WE SAY – WAS A FAMILY NOT-FRIENDLY OUTFIT. NOW THE COUPLE IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEIR HALLOWEEN SCANDAL TO DR. DREW…
THEY SHOCKED THE COUNTRY BACK IN MAY, WHEN THEY GOT HITCHED IN VEGAS…HE’S 51, AND AT THE TIME, SHE WAS JUST 16, ALTHOUGH SHE LOOKED VERY, AHEM, MATURE, FOR HER AGE…
THE MODEL AND WANNA-BE SINGER POSTED THESE SUGGESTIVE PICS ON HER WEBSITE, AND WELL, IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE SHE’S A MINOR!
NOW THE COUPLE’S HITTING UP DR. DREW TO EXPLAIN WHY THEIR LATEST ESCAPADE, WHEN THEY GOT KICKED OUT OF A PUMPKIN PATCH BECAUSE OF HER INAPPROPRIATE OUTFIT.
The women were coming up to the manager and complaining because of the kids, but people were enjoying, they were taking pictures with us, we even overheard a dad say, oh look it’s a pumpkin patch girl this year… the dad loved it…hahaha…a lot of the kids thought that she was this pumpkin patch princess… there was a handful of concerned moms who went to the owners and said get her out. And my cleavage was hanging out quite a bit… so we went to Ralphs, and our own place…and those were the ones where we were goofing off…and the media went crazy over these posed shots…
SO THAT EXPLAINS IT…THE RISQUE SHOTS WEREN’T ACTUALY TAKEN AT THE PATCH. UM DID HE REALLY SAY ‘PUMPKIN PATCH PRINCESS’? YEAH HE DID…
AND YOU CAN CATCH COURTNEY AND DOUG’S FULL INTERVIEW WITH DR. DREW – IF YA REALLY WANT TO – WHEN IT AIRS ON LIFECHANGERS ON NOVEMBER 7TH. FOR CELEBTV, I’M KZ.
