David Letterman: News, Pics, Gossip & Videos
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones stop by the Late Show and give the Top 10 reasons why you should watch the new season of their hit show!
THE LAST TIME ASHTON KUTCHER SHOWED UP ON DAVID LETTERMAN, HE WAS SPORTIN RIOT GEAR, AND EXPERTLY AVOIDING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PREMIERE OF TWO AND A HALF MEN…
THURSDAY NIGHT WAS A DIFFERENT STORY… ASHTON AND HIS NEW CO-STARS JOHN CRYER AND ANGUS T. JONES BEAMED IN VIA SATELLITE FROM THEIR SET TO DELIVER DAVE’S TOP TEN LIST…
“Here we go the top ten reasons audience should watch Two and Half Men…#10 if you had… (skip 9, 8) #7 if you don’t I’ll make dude where’s my car 2, #6 the economy sucks, our show’s free, #5 this season we’ll find out who the mother is…(skip 4) #3 I’m 35 --- damn years old…#2 it’s like the odd couple but we get to use the word weiner, #1 watch don’t watch I get paid either way…”
ASHTON’S ALSO SHOWING UP ON ELLEN’S SEASON PREMIERE, AND AGAIN HE’LL BE WEARING SOMETHING DIFFERENT… AS IN NOTHING… CHECK OUT THIS PROMO PIC FOR MONDAY’S SHOW!
AND IN CASE YOU’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, TWO AND HALF MEN’S NEW SEASON PREMIERES SEPTEMBER 19TH.
The Sex and the City star visited the Late Show and talked about her recent trip to Russia, where she was manhandled by a drunk native!
SARAH JESSICA PARKER STOPPED BY DAVID LETTERMAN WEDNESDAY NIGHT TO TALK UP HER NEW MOVIE…BUT LIKE ALWAYS WHEN THESE TWO GET TOGETHER, THINGS TOOK A STRANGE DETOUR… THIS TIME TO RUSSIA…
AND THEN SARAH JESSICA EXPLAINED HOW SHE SNEAKED INTO THE BOLSHOI BALLET – WHICH HAPPENED TO BE CLOSED FOR RENOVATION…
OK...WE THINK WE GOT ALL THAT!
IN HER NEW COMEDY, "I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT," SJP PLAYS A SLIGHTLY LESS FRANTIC WORKING MOM, WHO CAN AT LEAST THINK ON HER FEET...
I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT HITS THEATERS SEPTEMBER 16TH.
The actor visits Late Night and talks about his relationship with Courteney Cox and his new gig on Dancing with the Stars, along with his biggest competition!
Move over Charlie Sheen! There’s a new personality who’s taking over late night!
It was Dave on Dave Wednesday night and no topic was off limits. First up- his relationship w/his ex Courteney Cox.
Ok…and as for who he thinks will biggest competition this season on DWTS?
And what about his own dancing skills?
Should be an interesting season!
In his first episode back from break, the late night host jokes about the death threats he received for Al Qaeda jokes he made back in June.
DAVID LETTERMAN’S NOT AFRAID OF DEATH THREATS FROM RADICAL MUSLIMS…SO ON HIS FIRST DAY BACK FROM SUMMER HIATUS, HE MADE THEM THE RUNNING JOKE OF HIS WHOLE SHOW….
“Thank you very much for being here tonight. We have great audiences night in and night out, but tonight especially, it means a lot to me. Tonight, you people are more, to me, honestly, more than an audience … you’re more like a human shield.”
AND THE ONE-LINERS KEPT ON COMING…
“I’m so sorry, I’m a little late coming out. Backstage, I was talking to the guy from CBS. We were going through the CBS life insurance policy to see if I was covered for Jihad.”
THE DEATH THREATS STEMMED FROM LETTERMAN’S JUNE 8TH MONOLOGUE WHEN HE JOKED ABOUT DEAD AL QAEDA LEADERS
“So we got Osama…Ilya Kashmiri killed by a drone…
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A RADICAL MUSLIM CALLED FOR HIS ASSASSINATION ON AN ON-LINE FORUM…
“You’re not going to believe what happened. A guy, a radical extremist threatened to cut my tongue out. I wish I had a nickel for every time a guy has threatened …I think the first time was during the Academy Awards.”
AND YOU KNOW THERE’S NO WAY DAVE’S HOLDING HIS TONGUE…
“And so now, State Department authorities are looking into this. They’re not taking this lightly. They’re looking into it. They’re questioning, they’re interrogating, there’s an electronic trail – but everybody knows it’s Leno.”
AND HERE’S A FEW THOUGHTS FROM HIS TOP TEN LIST…
“Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through My Mind After Hearing About The Threat”
-- “Why is the staff in such a good mood?”
- “How can someone be so angry at a time when Kim Kardashian is so happy?”
- “Some people get Emmy nominations; some people get death threats.”
ALL JOKES ASIDE, SECURITY AT THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER WAS REPORTEDLY STEPPED UP FOR MONDAY’S SHOW AND IT WILL BE FOR A WHILE.
After David Letterman made Al Qaeda jokes in June, radical Muslims are calling for the talk-show host’s tongue to be cut out.
DAVID LETTERMAN HAS HAD HIS SHARE OF DRAMA OFF-CAMERA…AN EXTORTION PLOT, A KIDNAPPING PLOT, A STALKER… AND NOW HE’S GETTING DEATH THREATS FROM RADICAL MUSLIMS!
AFTER DAVID LETTERMAN JOKED ABOUT DEAD AL QAEDA LEADERS DURING HIS JUNE 8TH MONOLOGUE, A RADICAL MUSLIM CALLED FOR HIS ASSASSINATION ON AN ON-LINE FORUM…
THE RANT REPORTEDLY TOLD JIHADISTS IN THE US TO…“Cut the tongue of this lowly Jew and shut it forever?"
THE FBI IS INVESTIGATING THE THREAT, BUT THE AGENCY REPORTEDLY KNOWS OF “NO SPECIFIC PLOT AGAINST LETTERMAN.” THE LATE SHOW HOST HASN’T COMMENTED ON THE SITUATION, AND THE SHOW IS CURRENTLY ON SUMMER HIATUS.
David Letterman, Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien give Rep. Anthony Weiner’s Twitter Scandal the full treatment.
HERE’S A LITTLE ADVICE...NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE A PRESS CONFERENCE FOR LYING ABOUT SENDING A TWITPIC OF YOUR LAST NAME, YOU MIGHT WANNA WAIT TILL THE LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOSTS ARE ON VACATION...
DAVE WAS ALL ABOUT BEING PRACTICAL
CONAN LOOKED ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
AND APPARENTLY, ANTHONY’S GOT JAY LENO ON SPEED-DIAL......
NICE TO SEE ARNOLD OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT, ISN’T IT? ,
The “Born This Way” singer flirts with David Letterman and talks about her wardrobe, dating and her underwear, but then eats his notes when she gets fed up with his questions!
HUNGRY MUCH? LADY GAGA EATS DAVID LETTERMAN’S NOTES AND LEAVES THE TALK SHOW HOST A LITTLE RATTLED...
BUT DAVE WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE LADY’S LOVE LIFE
SINCE THAT TURNED OUT SO WELL, DAVE DECIDED TO CLEAR UP A FEW RUMORS
INAPPROPRIATE? SERIOUSLY? POT KETTLE BLACK.
AND THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE AN IMPRESSION, GAGA STYLE
The comedian visits The Late Show to wish the host a happy birthday, and then asks to borrow money.
THE CAT’S OUTTA THE BAG...DAVID LETTERMAN’S ALL TIME FAV FAVORITE CELEBRITY IS REVEALED...
RICKY GERVAIS STOPPED BY THE LATE SHOW TO WISH DAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
AND THEN RICKY PAID DAVE THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT
The Desperate Housewives star wears a tux for her interview on Letterman to promote her new cookbook, but had some trouble keeping her top on.
EVA LONGORIA GOES FORMAL FOR THE LATE SHOW, BUT FORGETS MOST OF HER OUTFIT AT HOME...
DAVID LETTERMAN HAD A HARD TIME CONCENTRATING WEDNESDAY NIGHT WHEN EVA LONGORIA CAME OUT TO PLUG HER NEW COOKBOOK..
Sot you look tremendous
Sot I wore a tux just for you
Sot or part of one
Sot where are you going?
Sot I came to see you
Sot people say, don’t wear a suit you’re going to see dave
AND AS EVA AND DAVE CONTINUED TO TALK, A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO EVA’S TUX TOP...
Sot ooh my button, sorry
Sot oh , boy,
Sot u didn’t see anything
Sot we’re going to lose our liquor license
Sot I’m a lot more exciting than don rickles
YAH, AND A LOT MORE NAKED...
The Arthur star tells David Letterman about filming a two-day scene with Russell Brand in his underwear!
THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF TALK ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND’S NETHER REGIONS LATELY AND NOW JENNIFER GARNER REVEALS SHE’S FAMILIAR WITH THEM AS WELL…
