DIRECTOR TIM BURTON AND WIFE HELENA BONHAM CARTER ARE NO STRANGER TO MOVIE PREMIERES. SO YOU’D THINK WITH ALL THE BOX OFFICE SUCCESSES BETWEEN THESE TWO, THEY COULD AFFORD A HAIRSTYLIST… OR EVEN A HAIR BRUSH, FOR THAT MATTER!
OK JUSTIN, WE WEREN’T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING – BUT SINCE YOU DID, WE’LL JUST KEEP THE BALL ROLLING. REFERRING TO HIS N’SYNC DAYS IN DETAILS MAG, THE SINGER ADMITTED HE QUOTE “ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE A MORON.” WELL, WE WEREN’T GOING TO BE THAT HARSH BUT YOU SAID IT JT… NOT US!
ADMIT IT – WHEN WE MENTION JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE THERE’S STILL A PIECE OF YOU THAT CAN’T HELP BUT THINK OF BRITNEY! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THE SUBJECT OF HAIR. WE ALL KNOW 2007 WAS A CHALLENGING YEAR FOR THE POP STAR, BUT IT PROVED JUST AS CHALLENGING FOR HER HAIR. YEESH, WHEN BRIT SANG ‘YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY” SHE MUST HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THOSE EXTENSIONS!
ROUNDING OUT THE LIST OF HAIR DON’TS – WE HAD TO GO WITH THE OBVIOUS. ANY THOUGHTS? IF YOU SAID DONALD TRUMP, YOU’RE HIRED!
THE REAL ESTATE MOGUL HAS TAKEN HIS FAIR SHARE OF HEAT OVER THE YEARS WITH THAT STRAWBERRY BLONDE COMB OVER, BUT ONE THING WE KNOW FOR SURE – AT LEAST IT’S REAL!
SO WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY HAIR DISASTER? HIT US UP ON TWITTER AND LET US KNOW.

HERE WE GO AGAIN…THE WAR OF WORDS CONTINUES BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND ROSIE O’DONNELL.
EVERYONE KNOWS THE DONALD AND ROSIE ARE E-E-F’S….ETERNAL ENEMIES FOREVER. THEIR LONG RUNNING FEUD STARTED 6 YEARS WHEN ROSIE BLASTED AND POKED FUN OF TRUMP ON “THE VIEW”.
HE SHOT BACK WITH HIS OWN INSULTS AND THERE YOU HAVE IT….ONE OF THE NASTIEST CELEBRITY FEUDS TO DATE.
TRUMP REVIVED THE VERBAL SCUFFLE THIS WEEKEND WHEN THE REAL ESTATE MOGUL COULDN’T HELP BUT COMMENT ON THE CANCELLATION OF ROSIE’S SHORT LIVED OWN NETWORK TALK SHOW.
THE DONALD TOOK TO TWITTER SAYING…”Rosie O'Donnell has failed again. Her ratings were abysmal and Oprah cancelled her on Friday night. When will media executives learn that Rosie just hasn't got it.”
IT DIDN’T STOP THERE…HE TOOK MORE JABS AT RO WHILE APPEARING ON “FOX AND FRIENDS” SAYING…“.Rosie fails at everything. Some moron will come and hire her again to do something else and that will fail. At some point, let her rest. Let her go away.
BUT THE TALK SHOW HOST DOESN'T SEEMED FAZED BY DONALD’S REMARKS OR HER SHOW’S DEMISE. SHE WAS SPOTTED IN NEW YORK OVER THE WEEKEND FINALIZING WEDDING PLANS WITH HER FIANCE, MICHELLE ROUNDS.
RO SHARED THIS SWEET PIC OVER TWITTER SAYING… “On the way to taste wedding cake - sunny beautiful in NYC - st pattys party people in the streets - stay present – xxx”
SOUNDS LIKE ROSIE IS STAYING POSITIVE AND TAKING HER OWN ADVICE!
YOUR MOVE MR. TRUMP….

THE DONALD’S GOT A GODDESS? RICHARD SIMMONS IS ILLIN’? A REAL HOUSEWIFE IS TICKED OVER TWO BUCKS? WE’RE ABOUT TO SEPARATE TRUTH FROM FICTION IN THE LATEST EDITION OF FAUX OR FO’ REAL.

MOVE OVER CHARLIE SHEEN -- LIFE & STYLE SAYS DONALD TRUMP STEPPED OUT ON MELANIA WITH A PORN STAR NAMED STORMY DANIELS.

THE TABLOID QUOTES A SOURCE AS SAYING THE AFFAIR HAPPENED WHILE MELANIA WAS PREGNANT.

BUT THIS STORY IS SUPER “FAUX.” A TRUMP REP TOLD GOSSIP COP IT’S “TOTALLY UNTRUE AND RIDICULOUS,” AND STORMY’S EVEN DENIED IT TOO. AND IF A PORN STAR DENIES DOING THE DEED, YOU BETTER BELIEVE HER.

RICHARD SIMMONS LOOKED A LITTLE TOO FIT AND TRIM ACCORDING TO SOME “DANCING WITH THE STARS” FANS. HIS WIRY HAIR AND GAUNT APPEARANCE ON MONDAY NIGHT’S SHOW HAD SOME PEOPLE SPECULATING THAT THE FITNESS GURU MIGHT BE ILL.

BUT A REP FOR SIMMONS TELLS PEOPLE MAGAZINE, 'He's the healthiest he's ever been.' WE’RE HAPPY TO REPORT THAT THIS ONE’S FAUX

DID A WAITER AT LISA VANDERPUMP’S POSH RESTAURANT GET SUSPENDED OVER 2 DOLLARS?
A VILLA BLANCA CUSTOMER ALLEGES THAT AN EMPLOYEE OF THE “REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS” STAR UPPED HIS TIP BY 2 BUCKS. TURNS OUT, THIS ONE IS FO’ REAL, AND LISA’S HAVING NONE OF IT.

SHE TELLS RUMOR FIX, QUOTE, “Even though it’s only 2 dollars, it’s despicable.”

HEY BUDDY, HERE’S A TIP. DON’T MESS WITH A REAL HOUSEWIFE.

FORGET ABOUT CATFIGHTS. THIS WEEK’S FEUDS ARE ALL ABOUT THE GUYS

THERE’S NO DENYING IT. IDOL CASTOFF JAMES DURBIN AND SEASON 8 RUNNER UP ADAM LAMBERT HAVE SIMILAR STYLES AND FOR A WHILE, THEY DIDN’T MIND THE COMPARISONS. Sot quick singing BUT NOW, LOOKS LIKE THESE 2 SINGERS AREN’T SINGING THE SAME TUNE.

ADAM TELLS THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, “I’M KIND OF OVER JAMES. “I think he's got talent and passion 100 percent, but I feel like he's trying way too hard.,”

ADAM CONTINUED TO KNOCK THE METAL LOVIN MUSICIAN BY SAYING HE HAS PITCH PROBLEMS AND HE’S NOT ORIGINAL. OUCH!

WHEN ASKED ABOUT ADAM’S DISS, JAMES TOOK THE HIGH ROAD, TELLING MTV NEWS,
"I was nothing [but] nice to that guy and, you know, he decided to take it to a different level. Whatever."

AND DONALD TRUMP JUST CAN’T CATCH A BREAK EVEN AFTER ANNOUNCING HE WON’T RUN FOR PREZ.

ON MONDAY NIGHT’ S “CONAN” ZACH GALIFIANAKIS REVEALED HOW HE REALLY FEELS ABOUT THE REAL ESTATE MOGUL AFTER sitting near him AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT’S DINNER.

Sot... Everybody was laughing at Donald Trump and it was the most beautiful thing, to have the bully of the world -- it was fantastic," "It was really great. I wanted to go up to him and go, 'Didn't you think any of that was funny?' But you don't want to engage with somebody that's so grotesque."

LOOKS LIKE YOU WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN THAT VOTE ANYWAY, DONALD.

AND FINALLY, WE’VE GOT A COUPLE OF BRITS IN A SNIT...

TALK SHOW HOST PIERS MORGAN SAYS HE’S NO HUGH GRANT FAN.

ON, MONDAY, THE CNN host tweeted, “Hugh Grant is now banned, in perpetuity, from @PiersTonight and Life Stories. And anything else I ever do. Tedious little man.”

SO WHY ARE PIERS’ KNICKERS IN A BUNCH? SEEMS HUGH GAVE AN INTERVIEW TRASHING ENGLISH TABLOIDS AND PIERS TOOK IT PERSONALLY, AND THEN TOOK IT PUBLIC, TWEETING,

“Listening to Bishop Hugh Grant telling @richardpbacon he wants popular newspapers eradicated. I feel the same about his crap movies.”

THIS WEEK ON CELEBTV’S RADAR, WE’VE GOT SOME REAL HAIR-RAISERS!

NO THAT’S NOT CRUELLA DE VILLE, BUT LADY GAGA’S DEFINITELY A DEAD RINGER…OK, THERE’S NO WAY SHE WAS JUST BORN THIS WAY – BLACK MINI-BANGS AND STRANDS ON ONE SIDE, PLATINUM ON THE OTHER AND A BIG BUN ON TOP.

THE POP STAR DEBUTED HER TWO-TONED ‘DO IN CANNES WEDNESDAY, WHERE SHE PERFORMED “JUDAS” DURING THE FESTIVAL’S OPENING NIGHT.

DONALD TRUMP’S HAIR HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PUNCHLINE ALL ON ITS OWN. AND NOW THE TYCOON IS LETTING HIS HAIR DOWN FOR ROLLING STONE. YEP, DONALD’S REVEALING HIS HAIR-STYLING SECRETS.

HERE’S HIS RITUAL IN HIS OWN WORDS: "OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read papers and things... OK, so I've done all that. I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb. No, I don't comb it forward. I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”
HEY DONALD, DONCHA THINK IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE?

ANOTHER HEAD-SCRATCHER? THE OCTOPUSS, I MEAN, FASCINATOR PRINCESS BEATRICE WORE TO THE ROYAL WEDDING…

AND IF YOU’RE STILL FASCINATED WITH BEA’S FASCINATOR, IT CAN –
INDEED – BE YOURS. SHE’S AUCTIONING IT OFF ON EBAY FOR UNICEF… GOOD TO KNOW SOMETHING POSITIVE’S COMING OUTTA THAT THING…

BIG DRAMA SUNDAY NIGHT ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE! WE KNEW THE FEUD BETWEEN STAR JONES AND NENE LEAKES WAS GETTING NASTY…BUT NO ONE EXPECTED NENE TO GO AWOL!

TO TRY TO AVOID MORE DRAMA, TRUMP MOVED NENE TO THE OTHER TEAM, AND THAT SENT HER OVER THE EDGE…

ON MONDAY, THE REAL HOUSEWIFE OF ATLANTA TOOK TO THE TODAY SHOW TO TRY AND SAVE FACE.

BUT DONALD DIDN’T LETTING HER GET AWAY WITHOUT MAKING IT OFFICIAL…