*Moooo*ve over!
And check out the celeb who smashed the animal print trend…and not in a good way.
Well, Megan Hilty if you wanted to get noticed- this was just how to do it.
The Smash star showed up at an event to support the 2012 Olympics this week in what look liked a dress inspired by…cows!
Next time- stick to animals that roam greener pastures – like the jungle!
She may play a vixen on Mad Men- but you’d never know it from these pics.
Christina joined the cast of the show to ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange, looking like…well… someone who works on Wall Street!
The high waisted ill-fitting trousers, the vest and the frumpy big-bowed blouse are just not doing it for us.
Joan would NOT approve.
And Oh Mischa.
Mischa Barton’s high ponytail and flawless face look beyond- but that sheer polka dot top kinda looks like a rain coat. And she did herself no favors pairing it with pleather pants at a store opening in LA.
Ladies- consider yourselves warned- with a fashion fine!
TALK ABOUT A SWEET ESCAPE! WHILE SOME OF US WERE BRAVING THE COLD OVER THE HOLIDAYS, SOME LUCKY CELEBS HIT THE SAND FOR SOME FUN IN THE SUN
RACHEL ZOE AND HUBBY RODGER BERMAN JETSETTED WITH THEIR TOT SKYLER ALL THE WAY TO ST. BARTS AND HIT THE BEACH LOOKING OH-SO STYLISH
RACHEL WAS ALSO SPOTTED CATCHING SOME RAYS WITH HER BFF, DESIGNER MARC JACOBS
SUPERMODEL ELLE MCPHERSON MADE QUITE THE SPLASH DOWN UNDER LOOKING LEGGIER THAN EVER ON THE SHORES OF SYDNEY…
FROM SURFING, TO HANGING WITH THE FAM ELLE’S NEVER LOOKED BETTER!
MEANWHILE IN MIAMI, MISCHA BARTON RODE THE WAVES ON A JETSKI, SPORTING A RETRO BIKINI TOP AND SHORTS… WHILE LANCE BASS HUNG WITH PALS ON THE BEACH… WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?!
ROSIE HUNGTINGTON WHITELEY SHOWED OFF HER AMAZING BIKINI BODY WITH BF JASON STATHAM ON THE BOARDWALK IN SOUTH BEACH. THE SEXY COUPLE WALKED HAND IN HAND AFTER SOAKING UP RAYS AT THE SOHO HOUSE.
CHRISTINA, MISCHA SNOOKI AND CARRIE...YOU’VE BEEN SPOTTED...AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY...YOU’RE OUR LATEST BATCH OF FASHION FAILS...
WE MAY HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE TO SEE JOAN HARRIS BACK ON MAD MEN, BUT CHRISTINA HENDRICKS MAY WANT TO BE CAREFUL OF SOME OVEREXPOSURE HERSELF.
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME A STYLIST...MISCHA BARTON’S ATTEMPT AT FASHION FREEDOM IS A HUGE FAIL...UNLESS THE GLAD BAGS BUSINESS IS LOOKING TO START A CLOTHING LINE
WELL, BUT NOT IF YOU’RE TALKING FASHION. THE BRUNETTE MAFIA PRINCESS SHOWED UP TO HER WWE PRESS CONFERENCE LOOKING LIKE AN 80’S DISCO QUEEN, BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, FOR ONCE, SNOOKI’S FAKE TAN WASN’T HER BIGGEST PROBLEM...
AND SHE SELLS, SEA SHELLS ON THE RED CARPET? MAYBE CARRIE UNDERWOOD LIKES GETTING UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH A HUGE SHELL ATTACHED TO HER HIP OR MAYBE SHE’S JUST SAYING HELLO TO ALL HER...FANS!
HALLOWEEN IS STILL A FEW WEEKS AWAY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE FRIGHT NIGHT CAME EARLY FOR SOME CELEBS. CHECK OUT THIS WEEK’S FASHION FAILS... (sfx scary Halloween laughter)
MISCHA BARTON MUST HAVE FLIPPED HER LID IF SHE THINKS THAT BLACK VELVET FLAPPER DRESS WAS THE WAY TO GO FOR A POLO PARTY ....AND SPEAKING OF LIDS, WHAT’S WITH THE DEAD BIRD ON HER HEAD...
TERI HATCHER MUST BE GOING AS A DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE THIS YEAR. HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THE DREARY DRESS, THICK BLACK TIGHTS AND MATRONLY ‘DO?
GUESS CHLOE SEVIGNY IS PLANNING TO CAMP OUT ON THE RED CARPET TILL HALLOWEEN. WHY ELSE WOULD SHE BRING HER OWN TENT AND PRETEND IT’S A COAT?
WONDER WHERE’S SHE’S HIDING HER SLEEPING BAG...
KATHY GRIFFIN IS MAKING HER WAY FROM THE D-LIST TO THE A-LIST.
YEP, THAT’S KATHY IN A SERIOUS DRAMATIC ROLE. SHE PLAYED A LESBIAN ACTIVIST ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT’S EPISODE OF “LAW AND ORDER SVU” – A ROLE THAT WAS CREATED JUST FOR HER.
BUT KATHY SAYS A SCENE WHERE SHE ACTUALLY KISSES MARISKA (marishka) HARGITAY WOUND UP ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR.
THE “LIFE ON THE D-LIST” STAR TWEETED, “Awwww. Dick Wolf took out my BIG KISS w the sexxxxy Mariska H from "my" ep of L&O SVU!”
MISCHA BARTON ALSO MADE HER SVU DEBUT WEDNESDAY NIGHT…
IN ANOTHER EP, MISCHA PLAYS A PROSTITUTE WHO IDENTIFIES A HOOKER KILLER.
LOOKS LIKE LAW & ORDER IS THE PLACE TO GO FOR AN A-LIST CAMEO…ANOTHER UPCOMING GUEST STAR – OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST LINDSEY VONN. FOR CTV, I’M KZ.