HE MAY NOT GO HOME WITH THE MIRROR BALL TROPHY, BUT RALPH MACCHIO ALREADY PROVED HE REALLY IS A CHAMP...
RALPH GAVE IT HIS ALL MONDAY NIGHT, RUPTURED CYST AND ALL AND WHILE IT WASN’T HIS BEST NIGHT, THE AUDIENCE (show standing ovation) AND EVEN THE JUDGES APPRECIATED THE EFFORT...
AND MAKS MUST BE FEELING REALLY COMFORTABLE WITH KIRSTIE THESE DAYS
WELL, MAKS, as you can see, CALLING YOUR PARTNER NAMES ISN’T GOING GET YOU ANYWHERE... BUT AT LEAST, THEY GOT A 10 FOR THEIR TANGO
SO WILL RALPH GO HOME TUESDAY NIGHT OR IS SOMEONE ELSE GONNA GET THE BOOT ?
The singer, who has battled cocaine abuse in the past, has entered an out-patient rehab program for her ongoing battle with drug and alcohol addiction.
THE SINGER WHO HAS BATTLED DRUG AND ALCOHOL ADDICTION FOR YEARS HAS ENTERED AN OUT-PATIENT REHAB PROGRAM
HER REP TELLS PEOPLE MAGAZINE,
"Whitney voluntarily entered the program to support her long-standing recovery process."
BUT WHITNEY MIGHT NOT BE THE ONLY ONE IN THE FAMILY WITH A PROBLEM. RECENTLY, BOBBI KRISTINA, HER DAUGHTER WITH SINGER BOBBY BROWN, WAS SPOTTED IN PICS REPORTEDLY SNORTING COCAINE. BUT THE 18 YEAR OLD CLAIMS THE PICS WERE A SETUP AND SHE’S JUST FINE. SHE TWEETED,
I'm perfectly healthy and I am not addicted to anything but life."
The President roasts Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Then news that Osama bin Laden is dead interrupts Celebrity Apprentice just as Donald is about to fire a contestant in the boardroom!
BY NOW WE’VE ALL HEARD THAT OSMAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD…BUT WHAT A KILLER WEEKEND FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA…HE GAVE THE ORDER TO KILL PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE…AND HE ALSO GOT DONALD TRUMP – BUT GOOD!
“I know that he’s taken some flack lately, but no one is happier to put this birth certificate thing to rest than The Donald and that’s because he can get back to issues that matter, like did we fake the moon landing, what happened at roswell, what happened to biggie and tupak…” (LAUGHS & CLAPPING)…
PRESIDENT OBAMA KILLED IT AT SATURDAY NIGHT’S WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER…
“In an episode of Celebrity Apprentice, at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team cooking did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership…You didn’t fire Lil John or Meat Loaf… You fired Gary Busey. And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. (BIG LAUGHS…APPLAUSE) Well handled, sir. Well handled, sir. Well handled!"
AND HOW ‘BOUT THIS FOR THE ULTIMATE DISS…
“Who do you think should be fired Nene?”
ON SUNDAY NIGHT’S EPISODE OF CELEBRITY APPRENTICE – DURING THAT CRUCIAL BOARD ROOM SCENE – VIEWERS SAW THIS!!
“Hope, who do you think…NBC Special Report…waiting for Pres to speak about most wanted man…blah blah.
SO YA THINK TRUMP WILL DEMAND TO SEE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE BEFORE HE BELIEVES BIN LADEN IS DEAD? AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO GOT FIRED, WE WON’T LEAVE YA HANGIN – HOPE DWORACZYK, YOU’RE FIRED…
ACCORDING TO GOSSIP COP. COM, THE BON JOVI ROCKER IS REPORTEDLY CHECKING INTO TREATMENT,--AGAIN, TO DEAL WITH “SOBRIETY AND EXHAUSTION ISSUES.”
THIS ISN’T SAMBORA’S FIRST STINT IN REHAB. IN 2007, HE WAS THERE TWICE, AFTER DIVORCING HEATHER LOCKLEAR AND SPLITTING WITH GIRLFRIEND DENISE RICHARDS.
NO WORD YET ON HOW SAMBORA’S DECISION WILL AFFECT BON JOVI’S TOUR. WE WISH HIM WELL... FOR CELEBTV, I’M KZ
He just battled stage 4 throat cancer, his son’s in federal prison, and his wife just went public with her bipolar disorder… Now Michael Douglas opens up to Oprah about how his life has changed.
Michael also addressed his wife Catherine Zeta (zeeeta) Jones’ recent treatment for bi polar two disorder.
Next up for Michael? Playing Liberache – opposite Matt Damon who plays his gay lover.
WE KNEW THOSE JERSEY SHORE GIRLS CAN FIGHT, BUT WE HAD NO IDEA THEY COULD GET SO VIOLENT...
JENNI FARLEY’S EX BOYFRIENDAND MANAGER TOM LIPPOLIS CLAIMS JWOWW WAS IN SUCH A JEALOUS RAGE LAST YEAR, SHE ALMOST KILLED HIM. HE TELLS STAR MAGAZINE
"Jenni put a kitchen knife through my entire arm,"
"She cut right through the muscle and everything," HE SAID, ADDING he needed 37 stitches.
TOM SAYS THE FIGHT WENT DOWN AFTER HE TOOK A PICTURE WITH ANOTHER GIRL.
HE TELLS THE MAG, “Jenni was screaming really hateful remarks. “She told me, ‘You’re a jerk and you’re an a**hole!
BUT TOM ADMITS HE NEVER EVEN CALLED THE POLICE. HE SAYS,
“... she basically told me that I made he do it. I should have gone to the police, but I wanted to guard her for some odd reason. I didn’t want to get her in trouble.”
BUT LOOKS LIKE THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. TOM’S TAKEN HER TO COURT FOR UNPAID MANAGEMENT FEES WHILE SHE’S TRYING TO BLOCK HIM FROM RELEASING NAKED PICS OF HER...
WE’LL KEEP YOU POSTED
THE BASSIST AND KEYBOARD PLAYER FOR THE BROOKLYN-BASED INDIE ART-ROCK BAND HAD BEEN BATTLING LUNG CANCER, AND HAD JUST CANCELLED PLANS TO TOUR WITH THE BAND. BUT GERARD WAS ABLE TO FINISH RECORDING THEIR NEW ALBUM, “NINE TYPES OF LIGHT” THAT CAME OUT LAST WEEK.
ON THEIR WEBSITE, TV ON THE RADIO POSTED A STATEMENT SAYING,
“We are very sad to announce the death of our beloved friend and bandmate, Gerard Smith, following a courageous fight against lung cancer. Gerard passed away the morning of April 20th, 2011. We will miss him terribly.”
THE BAND HAS CANCELLED THE NEXT FIVE OF THEIR UPCOMING SHOWS. GERARD SMITH WAS 34 YEARS OLD.
CHARLIE SHEEN’S EX IS REPORTEDLY BACK IN TREATMENT AFTER REFUSING TO TAKE A DRUG TEST WHICH IS PART OF HER CUSTODY AGREEMENT.
BROOKE CURRENTLY HAS CUSTODY OF HER TWIN BOYS WITH CHARLIE BUT RUMORS THAT SHE MAY BE USING AGAIN STARTED UP AFTER FRIENDS SAY SHE CALLED SAYING SHE NEEDED CASH---EVEN THOUGH SHE GETS OVER 55,000 BUCKS A MONTH IN CHILD SUPPORT! BROOKE WAS EVEN SPOTTED ON SURVEILLANCE VIDEO THURSDAY TRYING TO PAWN A WATCH AND A STEREO.
DURING HIS “TORPEDO OF TRUTH” SHOW SUNDAY NIGHT IN CONNECTICUT, CHARLIE SLAMMED HIS EX AND HER DRUG PROBLEM.
“So she’s MIA. HE SAID, The kids are with her less-than-stable mom, so guess where I’m going tonight after the show? I’m going to L.A. to get my f***ing kids back,”
TWIHARDS WOULD DIE TO GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH ROBERT PATTINSON… BUT REESE WITHERSPOON – NOT A CHANCE… SHE SAYS HE’S DOWNRIGHT DIGUSTING!
KRISTEN STEWART MAY LOVE SNOGGING WITH RPATTZ, EVEN IF THOUGH HIS HYGIENE SUPPOSEDLY STINKS…
BUT REESE WITHERSPOON DID NOT LIKE GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY WITH THE TWILIGHT HOTTIE IN THEIR NEW MOVIE, “WATER FOR ELEPHANTS.” SHE TOLD ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, HE HAD “dirty fingernails and dirty hair, and his clothes were dirty all the time.”
BUT THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT WENT DOWN DURING THEIR LOVE SCENES. REESE TELLS IN TOUCH WEEKLY, “Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it – and it was not appealing. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting – I’m not kidding!”
THAT’S NASTY… AND ROB MAKES THE STORY WORSE! HE TELLS MTV, Reese had this wig on, and literally, I was wiping my nose on her wig.”
The Oscar-winning actress has checked into a mental health facility for treatment of bipolar disorder. The star reportedly has struggled to cope with the stress of her husband Michael Douglas’ battle with throat cancer.
CATHERINE ZETA JONES CHECKS INTO A FACILITY FOR BIPOLAR DISORDER...
HER REP SAYS, “After dealing with the stress of the past year, Catherine made the decision to check in to a mental health facility for a brief stay to treat her bipolar II disorder," "She’s feeling great and looking forward to starting work this week on her two upcoming films."
CATHERINE’S HUBBY, MICHAEL DOUGLAS WAS DIAGNOSED WITH THROAT CANCER LAST AUGUST, AND IN JANUARY, AND AFTER 6 MONTHS OF TREATMENT, HE ANNOUNCED HE WAS CANCER FREE.
A FRIEND TELLS PEOPLE MAGAZINE, THE OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS SPENT 5 DAYS IN THE FACILITY AND SHE QUOTE, ,,,went in for a few days because she's about to start working, and wanted to make sure she's in top form, which she is."
