If you were expecting to see Madonna rock her “Like a Virgin” wedding get-up anytime soon, think again.
The 51-year-old Material Girl dished to David Letterman on Wednesday night about the likelihood of her walking down the aisle again—and the answer is no.
“I think I’d rather get run over by a train,” Madonna told the Late Show host.
As for the ghosts of her boyfriends past, Madonna joked to Letterman that she refers to her 8-year marriage to Guy Ritchie as “the Bush years.” “It was a good time to be out of America,” she added.
Check out the full Madonna interview here:

991 responses To Date
1 jhecht424 • Jan 1, 2011 at 2:37 am
[..YouTube..] She still enchants me…And she can sing and dance circles around any of these so-called “pop stars” of today…Bow down bitches, Madonna is the queen!
2 FreeMarketCap • Jan 7, 2011 at 8:26 am
[..YouTube..] She really is not a likable person is she?
3 Patricia59208 • Jan 7, 2011 at 10:13 am
[..YouTube..] Yes, she is
4 V22293888 • Jan 8, 2011 at 7:31 am
[..YouTube..] fck geico
5 Hollywoodsteve • Jan 9, 2011 at 5:16 am
[..YouTube..] OK How often do you see crowds like THAT outside? Only when someone of her caliber is on the show.
6 HotKisses4739 • Jan 15, 2011 at 4:22 pm
[..YouTube..] i am super turned on… and thisi snt helping
7 arthuronfacebook • Jan 17, 2011 at 3:18 am
[..YouTube..] @erikosius Oh grow up.
8 arthuronfacebook • Jan 17, 2011 at 3:19 am
[..YouTube..] Madonna is still an arrogant idiot.
9 djrwm2982 • Jan 17, 2011 at 6:56 pm
[..YouTube..] love Madonna!
10 pissedllama • Jan 20, 2011 at 9:22 pm
[..YouTube..] @oiat You gotta give her credit, she keeps it real.
11 bfabulous86 • Jan 21, 2011 at 1:45 am
[..YouTube..] <3
12 larebe74 • Jan 26, 2011 at 3:49 pm
[..YouTube..] Madonna!!! I love you!!!!
but damn! you are so skiny!!! =O
13 bhindex • Jan 26, 2011 at 6:36 pm
[..YouTube..] @MrKharyzma Oh, please. Everytime there’s Madonna video, the woman who sells out arenas and stadiums worldwide and has #1 albums and hits all over the world, someone brings up Gaga, Janet or Mariah. Let alone Gaga, who is the current it girl pop sensation in music, Janet and Mariah are both over. One cannot sell out a concert to save her life (now touring in small theaters) and the other only sells albums in the US. Madonna is hotter, physically and professionally than any female in music.
14 bhindex • Jan 26, 2011 at 6:47 pm
[..YouTube..] @juztinkase69 You’d better check the meaning of “icon”. Gaga IS a pop sensation and a star. But she’s definitely NOT an icon. And she hasnt brought anything up to date either. She makes contemporary pop music, borrows other people’s imagery and her discourse is not groundbreaking: try to defend the gay community at a time when AIDS was considered a “gay” disease, like Madonna did. After Madonna, Will&Grace, Sex&theCity, QueerAsFolk, QueerEyeForTheStraightGuy, what Gaga does is for kids.
15 MrKharyzma • Jan 26, 2011 at 11:32 pm
[..YouTube..] I completely disagree with you on your last point; Janet and Mariah BOTH are physically hotter than Madonna. But that’s a matter of taste, of course, and really doesn’t matter that much. Otherwise, you’re totally right. Janet’s flopped 3x in a row, and Mariah’s doing a little better, but not too much. Madonna, on the other hand, w/ almost 30 yrs in the biz behind her, still has enough hype to add the best-selling solo tour of all time to her repertoire. U’ve got 2 b special to pull that off.
16 MrKharyzma • Jan 26, 2011 at 11:41 pm
[..YouTube..] @bhindex I just recently started to discover Madonna and the lady is impressive. She has an eye for talent and knows how to surround herself with musicians who bring out her best. I suppose the perpetual Janet vs Madonna debate kept me from taking an honest listen to her, but something she put out in the nineties caught my ear and I had to dig deeper. I don’t think Madonna’s all that sexy physically, but the sophistication of (some of) music is all I require.
17 bhindex • Jan 27, 2011 at 10:23 pm
[..YouTube..] @MrKharyzma Mariah’s been fat even before getting pregnant. Janet is just ugly, from head to toe (usually out of shape too). Madonna, on the other hand, is always in great shape. But you’re right, that’s a matter of taste and I don’t fing fat rolls attractive. Besides the body factor, Madonna is very charming, smart and can be sexy as hell. Those features make her even more attractive. On the other hand, if you ask Mariah or Janet to solve 1 + 1 they might end up dissapointing you. LOL.
18 JTrey06 • Jan 29, 2011 at 2:12 am
[..YouTube..] @bhindex madonna is an ugly old hag who couldn’t close her legs in the 80s
19 jackotheripper • Jan 29, 2011 at 1:43 pm
[..YouTube..] EVEN AD BLOCK PLUS CANNOT DEFEAT THE POWER OF CBS :@
20 rhondapacior68 • Jan 29, 2011 at 6:49 pm
[..YouTube..] omg this is freakn hilarious!!! check out this album in downloadmusic .im
21 Patricia59208 • Jan 31, 2011 at 9:28 am
[..YouTube..] Madonna Fans, vote for Madonna in queensofpop.arte.tv in the part of the 80´s. We´re winning!!
22 EEPALE • Feb 2, 2011 at 10:42 pm
[..YouTube..] TU SABE QUIEN HISO ESA PIZZA UN ARGENTINO !!!
23 blueshade26 • Feb 4, 2011 at 5:52 pm
[..YouTube..] she still looks so hot
24 vba4accountants • Feb 8, 2011 at 10:52 am
[..YouTube..] I’d fuck her!
25 XxDrD34THxX • Feb 8, 2011 at 9:42 pm
[..YouTube..] I believe Lil Wayne does not like you.
26 amandagoldhammer09 • Feb 9, 2011 at 2:55 pm
[..YouTube..] didnt see the tennisball thing coming! nice one,going to download this in downloadmusic .im
27 jacquelin10 • Feb 11, 2011 at 8:38 pm
[..YouTube..] haha she hits her head….what a fool
28 19701969ish • Feb 14, 2011 at 5:14 am
[..YouTube..] @jacquelin10 She did not hit her head! Did you??
29 Alexandreviktor • Feb 19, 2011 at 4:37 am
[..YouTube..] madonna will move from new york city!! >> bravo!!!
30 Dan85 • Feb 19, 2011 at 12:04 pm
[..YouTube..] @19701969ish — yes she did. 010
31 PunkrockChick7382 • Feb 23, 2011 at 12:36 pm
[..YouTube..] he exploded in it and now i have to use no tangles shampoo -_-
32 Shiq0o • Feb 25, 2011 at 2:00 am
[..YouTube..] 1. Why is she a fool for hitting her head? SHIT HAPPENS
2. Why is most of the people so negative? SHE IS A GENIUS & VERY PROFESSIONAL
3. Letterman is such a Flirt haha
33 Humance • Feb 26, 2011 at 8:42 am
[..YouTube..] So hot :O!
34 PauleQueenie • Mar 1, 2011 at 4:27 pm
[..YouTube..] I have headache
35 takoyakiworld100000 • Mar 1, 2011 at 9:50 pm
[..YouTube..] she hit her head? hah
36 verynicelookingguy27 • Mar 5, 2011 at 10:33 pm
[..YouTube..] @466 Are they playing “Holiday” at the beginning? That song reminds me of a banana split sundae for some reason with coconut milk and chocolate syrup.
37 wenchrispin80 • Mar 7, 2011 at 5:47 pm
[..YouTube..] this is great !! going to download this in downloadmusic .im
38 whitesugarr • Mar 8, 2011 at 7:18 pm
[..YouTube..] I love how she barely makes eye contact with letterman!! LOL
39 TOLTECAAZTECA • Mar 8, 2011 at 8:23 pm
[..YouTube..] Any woman who takes her clothes in front of TV-MOVIES -VIDEOS or MAGAZINES is a prostitute………..Like MADONNA………..Period.
40 TOLTECAAZTECA • Mar 8, 2011 at 8:24 pm
[..YouTube..] She has a nice ass though……!
41 menajapo • Mar 14, 2011 at 3:06 am
[..YouTube..] @TOLTECAAZTECA And every person who thinks the way you do is an ignorant.
42 FrydayNie • Mar 14, 2011 at 2:15 pm
[..YouTube..] madonna looks hot in this one
43 menajapo • Mar 14, 2011 at 4:42 pm
[..YouTube..] Guys, remember to download EXPRESS YOURSELF THIS THURSDAY, MARCH 17TH! Thumbs up so everyone can see it. Don’t forget it!
44 TOLTECAAZTECA • Mar 14, 2011 at 7:11 pm
[..YouTube..] @menajapo ””IGNORANT”” means that i don’t know how to operate a nuclear devise.To be an ””IGNORANT”’means that you know that the damn earth is round[oval] and yet one claims that is square.But facts and truths cannot be deny.Woman of female who takes her clothes off its a prostitute indeed.And you are the ignorant because you chose to ignore FACTS.do you understand this or are you also STUPID?……………[ But is true MADONNA has a nice ass]
45 SugarKatie • Mar 16, 2011 at 3:06 am
[..YouTube..] she looks old (her age) here
46 menajapo • Mar 17, 2011 at 4:48 am
[..YouTube..] Go download EXPRESS YOURSELF!
47 crazy99176 • Mar 21, 2011 at 3:53 pm
[..YouTube..] I can’t believe that she’s 62
48 m333mz • Mar 25, 2011 at 2:25 am
[..YouTube..] @crazy99176 she’s 52. or did you make a typo?
49 SesaiiLavernia375 • Mar 25, 2011 at 9:33 am
[..YouTube..] hÎ_âñyoÑé_wANÑå_chåt_wÌth_mÈ_ì_fÊél_só_lÒÑElý_toDåÿ…
50 chthonic19 • Mar 28, 2011 at 10:07 am
[..YouTube..] she’s very sexy.
51 1984djillali • Mar 28, 2011 at 12:05 pm
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52 ramarskils • Apr 2, 2011 at 3:37 pm
[..YouTube..] @crazy99176 52. and probably a lot of botox.
53 MikeAppleTree • Apr 4, 2011 at 11:31 am
[..YouTube..] Lol Madge is pretty cool!
54 hatenewbz • Apr 5, 2011 at 2:02 pm
[..YouTube..] Yep. Glad I clicked this vid. Now I’m gonna buy the ‘All new Ford Focus’
not.
55 theratfarmer • Apr 10, 2011 at 2:24 am
[..YouTube..] madonna is a very crafty woman, the best of the best women.
56 wickedtitanicfreak1 • Apr 12, 2011 at 8:35 pm
[..YouTube..] WTF is with her cross necklace lolz
57 aliciahoward1 • Apr 12, 2011 at 11:49 pm
[..YouTube..] she bumped her head
58 prettyshorty212 • Apr 14, 2011 at 2:18 pm
[..YouTube..] even though i never madonna in my life. both of our grandparents lived/live in the same town and the towns we went to high school are only mintues apart.
59 Fl4m3thro3er • Apr 15, 2011 at 9:31 pm
[..YouTube..] bush was a good president, way better than obama
60 mmmli1 • Apr 18, 2011 at 5:31 pm
[..YouTube..] @Fl4m3thro3er fuck you !yeah right in your dreams!
61 mmmli1 • Apr 18, 2011 at 5:32 pm
[..YouTube..] @Fl4m3thro3er yeah right ! only in your dreams!
62 Fl4m3thro3er • Apr 19, 2011 at 4:04 pm
[..YouTube..] @mmmli1 no he really was, everyone hates him, and he never did anything wrong…..
63 tauempirekid • Apr 21, 2011 at 1:38 am
[..YouTube..] @Fl4m3thro3er are u stupid
64 Fl4m3thro3er • Apr 21, 2011 at 12:32 pm
[..YouTube..] @tauempirekid how was he a bad president?
65 tauempirekid • Apr 21, 2011 at 2:11 pm
[..YouTube..] @Fl4m3thro3er go outside and look around
66 Fl4m3thro3er • Apr 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm
[..YouTube..] @tauempirekid thats not a reason
67 tauempirekid • Apr 21, 2011 at 3:44 pm
[..YouTube..] @Fl4m3thro3er he started war and the economic crashing
68 Fl4m3thro3er • Apr 21, 2011 at 11:20 pm
[..YouTube..] @tauempirekid he didnt start the war, the iraqs did the crashed into our buildings, and the economy was crashing before he got in
69 successnow2011 • Apr 26, 2011 at 2:36 pm
[..YouTube..] ahhh i hate when they put advertisement on video clip
70 sumskater999 • Apr 26, 2011 at 4:27 pm
[..YouTube..] @Fl4m3thro3er What Iraqis crashed into our buildings? You’re like a typical clueless American. Iraq had NO CONNECTION to Al-Qaeda, who orchestrated 9/11.
And I’m pretty sure a recession didn’t occur until Bush was in office.
I don’t find it the least bit surprising that studies show liberals tend to be more educated than conservatives.
71 Nevawake • Apr 27, 2011 at 11:59 am
[..YouTube..] @Fl4m3thro3er get a brain.
72 sarahissodamnhot • Apr 29, 2011 at 12:57 pm
[..YouTube..] @sumskater999 So right!
73 theratfarmer • May 14, 2011 at 9:30 am
[..YouTube..] bush = war’s. it’s not that hard to figure out. what happened to the communist’s?
i love dave, i’ve been watching him sinse ….81? or something.
where’s ventura when you need him? he’s outside of the US for 6 months, all he has to do is pick up the phone and talk to us.
74 juventuso • May 17, 2011 at 10:16 am
[..YouTube..] she’s just cool
75 yahoopl3 • May 17, 2011 at 11:33 pm
[..YouTube..] I liked it better before the tons of plastic surgery, ….back when she was an obnoxious young cunt, pissing off the young asshole letterman. Now she’s just an old worn out old ho hiding behind gobs of plastic surgery sucking up to an even older unfunny shit can.
76 theratfarmer • May 21, 2011 at 1:11 am
[..YouTube..] thats your opinion. don’t stop saying your opinion. i like that. i’ll take madonna over 90% of the women on the planet.
77 dumbasaboxofhair • May 22, 2011 at 6:14 pm
[..YouTube..] FUCK HATERS! MADONNA IS FABULOUS!!! NOMATTER WHAT AGE WHAT OPINION OR WHAT MOOD!!!!!! SHE IS THE SHIT AND QUEEN OF POP WHETHER PEOPLE LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!! SHE IS A FUCKING ICON!!! AND SHE WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!! GO MADONNA!!!!
PS THE BITCH IS STILL HOT AND WHAT!!!!
78 findjinn • May 23, 2011 at 10:15 pm
[..YouTube..] Wow. She’s look gooooood. Damn she’s gotten hotter with age??
79 evg129 • May 26, 2011 at 2:49 am
[..YouTube..] madonna=anna karenina
80 hiphoplegend1 • May 27, 2011 at 1:52 pm
[..YouTube..] Madonna looks GREAT…an ICON…a LEGEND….a STAR…she is all of those things and then some more…..
81 wnterrose78 • May 28, 2011 at 10:09 am
[..YouTube..] modonna, rocks!!!!! I danced to her music, when I was young and I stil love to leasten to her music, by the way I am a 59 year old that`s 30 at heart.Lol!! She will always be my favorit artist!!! Thank you,MODONNA!!!!
82 halofreak1038 • May 29, 2011 at 4:54 pm
[..YouTube..] @wnterrose78 u old
83 asianlover10 • Jun 2, 2011 at 1:58 pm
[..YouTube..] Dear Madoo-doo . . .u a damn LIE and a bag of chips . . . eye only do baby drag . . . Stacey are you performing’ tonite’ . . . Spice . . . do eye look like I’m performing tonite . . . eye see why he crossdresses . . . NO EYE DI_DENT TRY 2 COMFORT_ED Madoo-doo . . . sorry!!! -da infamous eddie Q(JOn St. James #1 KkKan)
84 fresh817boii • Jun 3, 2011 at 9:05 pm
[..YouTube..] 2pac fucked madonna and madonna wanted to badly have 2pac baby. just putting it out there
85 tommyburgos • Jun 5, 2011 at 11:43 pm
[..YouTube..] Damn, Madge…take it easy with the cheek implants…
86 closetes • Jun 10, 2011 at 8:40 pm
[..YouTube..] SHE IS HUMAN SHIT!!!
87 akopm • Jun 11, 2011 at 9:22 am
[..YouTube..] wat hapnd 2 dave @last…lol
, modonna speaks wel !!!
88 ma7799 • Jun 14, 2011 at 1:31 am
[..YouTube..] hot stuff!
89 gabenovski • Jun 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm
[..YouTube..] I wanna get fucked up with Madonna.
90 nonyabiz859peps0 • Jun 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm
[..YouTube..] u know lady gaga is just a rerun of u! shes just jeliuse.
91 TotalTwerd1221 • Jun 21, 2011 at 11:47 pm
[..YouTube..] i like her hair <3
92 arabgirl66 • Jun 22, 2011 at 1:34 pm
[..YouTube..] iam happ that britney wipe off madonna
she is away better
93 CanadaWahoo • Jun 29, 2011 at 8:56 pm
[..YouTube..] come on, you gotta love her
94 TheAlexchapel • Jun 30, 2011 at 11:57 am
[..YouTube..] head
95 BradTressler • Jul 6, 2011 at 1:25 pm
[..YouTube..] i like her hair