RICKY GERVAIS HOSTED THE 2010 GOLDEN GLOBES SUNDAY NIGHT, AND STARTED OFF THE SHOW WITH HIS USUAL DIGS AT STEVE CARELL…AND THEN HE OPENED IT UP TO EVERYONE…
"On a serious note, just looking at all the faces here reminds me of the great work that's been done this year, by cosmetic surgeons. You all look great."
"It is an honor to be here in a room full of what I consider to be the most important people on the planet. Actors, they're just better than ordinary people, aren't they?"
“Let’s get on with it before NBC replaces me with Jay Leno…”
LATER IN THE SHOW, RICKY REALLY STARTED HAVIN’ A LAUGH
"Cheers, How you all doin? I’ve had a couple I’m not going to lie. Honestly. I like a drink as much as the next man, unless the next man is Mel Gibson…Audience laughs…cut to Mel Gibson
The Yanks take the award show too seriously and sucking up to one another, Ricky played it as it should be just a good laugh for people who are just entertainers after all and if they can’t laugh at themselves we certainly can the pretentious lot should be grateful for the life they lead.
Ok since you both asked, in my experience, not many people here even know about the UK “Office”, & few of those that do prefer it, or even appreciate it. “Extras” ran on HBO, & they even localized some of the jokes, but sadly it too seems little known. His latest standup also ran on HBO, but I don’t know how it was received.
I don’t know how well “Ghost Town” or TIOL did, but it’s safe to say they weren’t blockbusters.
@Richie77777 Very…wrote and starred in the simpsons, the office is there, his movies, extras, all his presentations at the award shows where he alwasy gets a laugh. And his many talk show interviews. He’s done well for himself.
@Richie77777 Very…wrote and starred in the simpsons, the office is there, his movies, extras, all his presentations at the award shows where he alwasy gets a laugh. And his many talk show interviews. He’s done well for himself.
@Plusse The Office was the most successful British Comedy of all time, and he co-wrote the US one! He also holds the record for the fastest-selling stand-up tour. He’s getting exposure because he’s good.
@Plusse The Office was the most successful British Comedy of all time, and he co-wrote the US one! He also holds the record for the fastest-selling stand-up tour. He’s getting exposure because he’s good.
What’s often overlooked when regarding Ricky’s popularity worldwide is his Podcasts. The most downloaded of all time by miles, they are responsible for a massive percentage of his following yet surprising amounts of his “TV fans” don;t know his internet work even exists.
Fact is, he’s getting jobs like the Golden Globes because he is (rightfully) a star in the acting/hollywood etc community.
Freakin’ brilliant. A bit too good for the Golden Globes if you ask me. Except for a few clever ones, those empty headed twits just sat there with frozen smiles on their faces for the most part. I think he is too subtle for us in the States. We’re used to Jim Carrey’s hyperness.
@lezzabo The Office is no were near the most succesful British Comedy of all time im afraid , it was cancelled because of low ratings but has had some sucess afterwards
@01000001011100100111 well actually I havn’t made anything up and it wasn’t an argument , do you enjoy asking moronic questions to start arguments? if so well done you
Seriously? Ricky Gervais is VERY Famous in here or they wouldn’t have asked him to host the Golden Globes I’ve known who he is since 2000/2001ish whenever the first series of ‘The Office’ came out on DVD. As soon as I watched it… I knew if he came over here he was going straight to the top of the A List of celebrities. And I was right. He was HILARIOUS last night! Everybody is talking about how funny he was today!
He did – I noticed that too when they were showing the commericals advertising that he was hosting the Golden Globes. I was shocked. I was like “Wow, he lost a lot of weight”.
I’m sorry, but I disagree with you. Ricky Gervais is considered VERY famous here in the States. I happened to work on Ghost Town, and it did ok at the box office. Most films have a short shelf-life in theatres these days because everyone waits for everything to come out on DVD. Usually Americans only go to the movies for something like “Avatar” or something their home theatre system can’t handle. Maybe ppl in Iowa don’t know him as well, but New York’ers know him VERY well!
Could it also be that everyone was on pins and needles waiting to see if they or their friend/family was going to win or not. People are always very stiff at these ego competitions. Especially at the Golden Globes and the Oscars. Also, they have to stay sober until after the ceremony (Unless you’re Mariah Carey)
“Actors arent just loved here in Hollywood, theyre loved the world over, because theyre recognizable.
You can be in the Third World, and you get a glimpse of a Hollywood star, and it makes you feel better. You can be a little child, a little Asian child, with no possessions, no money – but you see a picture of Angelina Jolie and you think, Mummy!
Who said he bombed? I’ve been hearing the complete opposite all day. TMZ, Extra, Access Hollywood and E! have all said he was refreshing and extremely funny. Everyone loved how he was teasing.
The problem was that he barely hosted the event, you saw him a few times and that is about it. I mean in the UK at least when someone hosts, you see them a lot throughout the show. He was funny when you saw him but like most the time… where was he?
I know its strange but true. Search for Ricky Gervais at the golden globes and you will see what I mean. Loads of negative reviews. I thought he was awesome.
Ricky Gervais was awesome! Love his wit and humor. I wished he had more screen time (probably couldn’t so they could keep the show ending on time). Looks like everyone in the audience had a good laugh. Loved how he wasn’t afraid to offend anyone at their expense. He was an equal opportunity offender. Ricky, you’re my hero!
To you he seems very famous in the States because you live in New York. In what I consider to be reality, relative to both to how famous I think he deserves to be here, & other ‘famous’ people, he’s not that well known.
I’m talking out of all sentient, TV/PC owning residents of the US. If we’re talking out of all entertainment/comedy buffs, I’d say he’s quite well known here.
The UK version and the US ones are really different, and I was glad that the UK version was short but sweet. The UK version definitely was not canceled.
Big deal. So he said some honest things. Mainstream media pretending that this was shocking is all a farce. I only wish he would have been more honest about these self congratulalory awards. In the words of David Brent “pathetic”. Gervais only skimmed the ice tip of the iceberg. Congrats to him though.
i’m a ricky gervais fan but i’ve got to be honest, i didn’t find his jokes at the emys funny.
he’s sold his sole a bit here, i think he does best with less pressure on him. i’ve allways found his podcasts with karl and steve his best work where theres no pressure,
Good on ya Ricky. A great performance! And of course Mel Gibson wouldnt mind! He grew up in australia and we have the best sense of humour in the world
R. Gervais brought all his brills skills and made an otherwise boring self-flaggelating-yet-another-awards-show worth the DVR’ing.
He has no comedic fear and God bless him for that.
I know, he’s an atheist.
if he hosted the emmys he would be on every 5 mins, i think its just the way the golden globes are structured… wat a shame to waste talent like Ricky ,
brilliant, the actors “just better than ordinary people” joke was hilarious, and very clever. and that mel gibson joke was fantastic, I wonder how things went backstage after that.
The most over-rated comedian in the world. One alcoholic slagging off somebody who’s already admitted they’re an alcoholic isn’t funny. It’s ironic. You fat twat.
Overated? comedian? Never. He taken great pleasure in taking the proverbial p**s out of *the cult of celebrity* including himself. Irony is something that one Thai farmer just don’t get. I am sure that many of the stars actually enjoyed being part of a show that wasn’t so predictable.
@Lockhart2000 looooool
what’s brosnan getting flamed for???!!?
he was just like, sitting there laughing???
shit!!!
brosnan be like, “loool..wut?”
i love it
When was Gervais an alcoholic? You just made that up! Well done. And the Gibson joke was delivered perfectly. I think you can see that it was funny, despite what you say, by the audience’s reaction.
Ricky Gervais – what a total legend. It didn’t show the Angelina Jolie gag on this showing – find it – v funny and the audience went very edgy – brilliant!
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Great work Ricky… I hope that total cock Harry Connick Jr doesn’t see it. He wouldn’t know humour if it bit him on the arse… Like a lot of his idiot countrymen! Keep stickin it to em Pommies n Aussies…
Wonderful mister Gervais! In the Oscars Stephen should be peresenter with Ricky. That could be Show of the century.
He totally renewing our culture, but people can’t see it yet. Later on this time will be remembed as turning point as Shakespeare did in his time.
I love the way you get thumbs down points for giving a crap about the English language on youtube. Either the world has stopped caring or the population of youtube is on average 12 years old.
Thumbs up. I just wish YouTube was restricted to actual comments rather than petty disputes between pre-pubescent angry little children. So, in order to not be a hypocrite – I have never thought Gervais was funny but it is great seeing all of the shock expressed in the stuffy faces of the actors.
There is no accounting for taste.Those of you who dont think Ricky is funny probably like Chubby Brown.You see you have to be of a certain intelligence to fully appreciate Rickys humour,and he hasnt gotten all the success and awards from being banal.
its strange hes doing well in the states as his comedy relies on people being able to laugh at themselves the english can do that the americans arent to good at it
cought a bit of the show last night when it aired in greece, i gotta say he was great, i mostly just saw the beginning though. awards are so boring elitist and arrogant. but cheers ricky
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Haha Love this especially when he says “on a serious note just looking at all the faces reminds me of all the great work done my cosmetic surgeons” Something liike that! haha love hiim x
Haha Love this especially when he says “on a serious note just looking at all the faces reminds me of all the great work done my cosmetic surgeons” Something liike that! haha love hiim x
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America pull of some excellent movies, but the comedy can be left to us Brits in my opinion. You gotta admit, he is a comedy genius. Dry, British humour is so good.
Rick rocks..Pierce Bronson looked like he was appauled — but he’s a wuss anyway — Ricky Rocks and so did Robert Downey Jr. for NOT kissing these ACTORS asses…
Thats whats the matter with americans, they can’t laugh at themselves, and treat celebs like gods, at least british celebs can have a laugh at themseleves and not take themselves too seriously
@amalgamgum I totally agree. The american office is hopeless. but they are taking too much of the credit for what gervais and merchant GAVE them. just another case of the yanks trying to rule the planet!!
COME ON GUYS lets drop this american v british nonsense. if someone or something its funny its funny end of. besides laurel and hardy were half american half british so its the perfect team anyways. we brits LOVe loads of american comiccomic actors; ferrell, williams, prior, hicks, jack lemmon, cosby, murphy, larry david, seinfeld, mel brooks, ben stiller, walter matthau, harold lloyd, owen wilson, vince vaughan, ted danson, steve martin robin williams , martin etc are genuinely lovely people.
pat on the back….givin …the chosen ones…a bit of stick…sure they laughed as they got into their limosines 2 head back 2 their ivory towers….id love 2 shout….rubbish!! at a movie star….some one like pierce brosnon or nicholas cage…wood be fun
OK I’m English and I don’t like Ricky Gervais. He’s a conceited little man who thinks he’s going straight to the top. Wrong. What he’s good at ……he’s already done.
OK I’m English and I don’t like Ricky Gervais. He’s a conceited little man who thinks he’s going straight to the top. Wrong. What he’s good at ……he’s already done.
OK I’m English and I don’t like Ricky Gervais. He’s a conceited little man who thinks he’s going straight to the top. Wrong. What he’s good at ……he’s already done.
ok: no ricky gervais does not suck, he is probably one of the funniest comedians alive, and tell me have you actually watched any of his shows like the office or extras?
Actually, I am English. And I know that Ricky Gervais is from Reading, a spawning place for scum like him. Don’t hate me for speaking my mind. Try opening up yours. Don’t hate anymore, you’ll just look pathetic.
@w35t51d369 well, america has a different taste in humor than in the uk. we like ours vulgar and edgy like eddie murphy back in the 80s, richard prior, dave chapelle, dane cook and so on. British comedians tend to be more sarcastic and witty and we just dont get that.
Ricky is good when hes in Britain but his work in America isnt so great.He has to make it more simple for Americans to understand. Alot of British comics say the same thing,u cant use to many big words and keep the jokes short or they lose track and get confused.
@athleticguyUK im really sick of these pompous intellectual brit douche bags like you. comedy is suppose to be funny not a test of how smart you are. iq has nothing to do with it. your just one of those morons that rely on stereotypes you see on tv, which most are american made.
ricky gervais is briliant! and i do agree with @althleticguyUK when he says good comedy requires a decent IQ. coz the best jokes really are the ones you need to think about!!
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Ricky’s a man of the people with one of the keenest observational comedy styles of his generation. I’ve always found his work interesting and funny. The timing and delivery of the MG joke was immense.
Comedy is comedy … it transcends nationality. I don’t judge performers on where they were born.
I don’t know who that guy is in the audience but he needs to have a smoke and calm down jesus…why did he do all those elaborate hand movements…seemed to say’ I feel sick, I will snap you like a twig, and i am watching you all in one mashup gesture
Anyway I do like Ricky Gervais, especially his older sketches that i’ve seen…ie ‘animals + politics…but to be honest i wasn’t feeling much humour in his performance here..i will watch the whole show see how that pans out
Oh yeah? Well, us Americans LOVE people like: Nicholas Lyndhurst, Ardal O’Hanlan (I know he’s Irish) Dylan Moran (I know, he’s Irish too) Bill Bailey, Steve Frost, Simon Pegg, Jack Davenport, Lenny Henry (that’s right, I can name a funny black BRITISH guy when Andy Millman couldn’t) Paul Merton, Josie Lawrence, Dawn French (LOVE HER!) Jennifer Saunders, Clive Anderson, John Cleese, Hugh Dennis, Alan Parsons, Stephan Fry, Eric Idle, Tony Slattery, Richard Vranch etc are the funniest ppl on Earth
Me too, I’m a “yank” but agree. We always steal from the Britsh…. what shows have the English stolen from us? Seriously. You don’t see the BBC wasting their money making a remake of “Friends” or “Will & Grace”. There’s your proof. Thank you England for all the hilarious comedy you have given the world!
Echelonweb the guy in the audience making those hand gestures is the guy from “The office – an american workplace” He is joking around as he is the american version of david brent aka ricky gervais!!
Hey, I’m with you and I’m a “yank” – we can’t even touch you guys when it come to humor. I don’t even watch American comedies anymore because we haven’t had a slightly decent comedy in this country since “Seinfeld”. I buy all my Comedies from the UK and have a region-free DVD player. UK also has the best crime/police dramas too!
Nice to see some honest comments from the America the uk does produce better comics, shame we strugle to produce blockbuster comic flims suck as ancohman an super bad,but have noticed the emergance of uk talent in more hollywood blockbusters, so maybe it’s a matter of time.
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He’s just not my type of comedian. I like vulgar, he’s witty. That’s not to say i don’t like british comics ’cause i do. Peter kay & Alan carr have me die laughing, whereas Ricky gervais makes me want to grind sandpaper on my balls ’cause he’s so dry.
I think Americans have a very limited scope to what they think they should be and life should be about. A scope which many others laugh at but which they take VERY seriously indeed. Hence the problems many have appreciating foreign humour. However there are different kinds of Americans, some much more precious and uptight than others. As Oscar Wilde said, the UK and America are divided by a common language.
I think Americans have a very limited scope to what they think they should be and life should be about. A scope which many others laugh at but which they take VERY seriously indeed. Hence the problems many have appreciating foreign humour. However there are different kinds of Americans, some much more precious and uptight than others. As Oscar Wilde said, the UK and America are divided by a common language.
I think Americans have a very limited scope to what they think they should be and life should be about. A scope which many others laugh at but which they take VERY seriously indeed. Hence the problems many have appreciating foreign humour. However there are different kinds of Americans, some much more precious and uptight than others. As Oscar Wilde said, the UK and America are divided by a common language.
The guy’s hysterical! Check out “Nigel II, the Gimpening” if you wanna see him being simply cruelly funny, not “witty”. You just might laugh your ass off.
The guy’s hysterical! Check out “Nigel II, the Gimpening” if you wanna see him being simply cruelly funny, not “witty”. You just might laugh your ass off.
The guy’s hysterical! Check out “Nigel II, the Gimpening” if you wanna see him being simply cruelly funny, not “witty”. You just might laugh your ass off.
Have you ever even been to another country? I know a lot of Americans and they honestly can’t take a joke most of the time. Americans are the easiest nation to offend and hardest to explain something too.
As an American, I can say that the “Yanks” you know do not represent the USA in general. We laugh at the critics, then examine what they said for any truth, and act upon that truth for self improvement. And the critic does not wind up in jail or attacked on the street !
I also love Ricky !!!
As an American, I can say that the “Yanks” you know do not represent the USA in general. We laugh at the critics, then examine what they said for any truth, and act upon that truth for self improvement. And the critic does not wind up in jail or attacked on the street !
I also love Ricky !!!
Im very suprised you like Peter Kay!
He’s very a very British visonary,Observationist comedian. Kind of have to lived in Britain for a while to get most of his material.
Alan Carr is “alright” his comedy get’s a bit samey.
You not like Russel Brand? intellignet and vulgar in one there.
You also mite want to try out Sean Lock and Michael mcintyre.
why do some americans get offended by the word yanks? you have a baseball team called the yankees, you wouldn’t call a basket ball team the harlem darkies and you wouldnt start using globetrotter as a derogatory term. it intrigues me.
oh and british comedy rules. all the best american comics say they are inspired by british comedy.
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Yes i have. When i was in my senior year of high school we went traveling through Central Europe (where my family are descended from btw) Some high schools in the US did this, not sure about nowadays though. And the American’s you met do not represent me or the 300+ million people in America.
Oh no. I ve come back to watch my fav video right now and all I can see is people arguing over who has the better country! WTF? Look all, both the US & the UK produce some fine entertainment. Cant we just leave it at that?!
And I think Americans cannot conceive of their being a different world out there where success or social acceptability doesn’t mean the kinds of things that they do in the USA. It’s a continet behaving like an island, but there are plenty of Americans who are little or no different to Europeans – the more intelligent ones.
The US is such a big, diverse country that some Americans don’t feel the need to travel outside America since they can just go to another state for a vacation. Every state in the US is drastically different than the last. They’re kind of like mini countries except the nationality stays the same.
I do agree though, more Americans need to get out and see the world from their own eyes instead of on a TV or a computer screen, but i think that goes for everyone, not just Americans.
The cultures in the US (like the South, the Northeast, the Midwest) are really developed, with quite some history and different ethnic compositions. It’s really a credit to the inclusivity of the culture that they can keep it together – I find that astonishing about the US and it may be why they need a more defined culture than elsewhere as they have so many different people to unite there. They are only comparable to Russia, India or China in that sense.
Maybe the American culture has worked so hard for so long keeping together 52 states with often very different subcultures that they just don’t have the energy for the rest of the world. It’s not like they have a long history like in Europe where countries have less diversity and more history to unite them. There was a European Civil War from 1914-1945 (with a long armistice) but the last English, French or German Civil War was several centuries before the mid 1800s.
@athleticguyUK offended that we kicked your ass in one war and saved it on another. haha and learn how to spell you fool, long live the evil british empire that murdered millions of people around the world just ask india, and south africa and many more just to exploit them economically. and you said you were a trainer, haha, did you train hatton or bisping, fail.
Americans think that because they do a good job uniting their own country under one system (cultural, economic), they can do just as good a job with the rest of the world.
the only thing the british are good at is debating and trying to look smart on youtube. i mean, what else are they good at fighting? bisping and hatton are losers, soccer? yes they invented the sport but they suck at it. hadnt won since 1966 haha. skateboarding, basketball, football, baseball, tennis, andy murray is a little bitch. motocross, cricket, i guess, golf and ummmmmmmm nothing.
A lot of sports the Poms claim to have invented where actually around in the Middle East, Africa, Continental Europe, China, India or Russia well before AD400, when the modern day British as a people first came into being with the Anglo-Saxon landings.
Do you even watch the UFC? Hardy, Bisping and Daley have all came out on top against the last Americans they fought. Not to mention the UK won the USA vs UK Ultimate Fighter. David Haye, current Heavyweight world champion, is also British. Joe Calzaghe retired as undefeated Light Heavyweight champion of the world. Do you even know what you are talking about? Be quiet next time you moron.
Yeah, Mr. flange321 Gotta love ‘em indeed.. Because of course if they were face to face with Americans, they would show them what real tough is wouldn’t they, eh. They would show those smarty pants keyboard internet online wannabe tough guys what a real man can do eh? Yeah they would show them what real debate is all about. Blood and beatings and knees and gouging and head butts. Yeah that’s real debate. Go America!….. After all real men beat people don’t they. OO OO OO – U S A ..U S A..
Brits abolished slavery before the americans . Also britain was an imperial nation then, whats Americas excuse now for invading poor countries? Actually i think we all know the answer to that..
A. France & Spain won the war for you. B. You helped (after sitting back for the first 2 years of the war) saved France, Britain saved itself in the battle of Britain. You “fail”
80% of all German soldiers died on the Eastern Front, at the hands of Russia. Though they were supplied by Americans, there’s no way they can say they won that war, especially with 20 million Russians dead to their 150,000.
sad gits think of themselves AS countries. Xenophobics R US. This must be where the insecure come to make themselves feel good prefably at others expense.
Hey, did anyone notice Ricky Gervais?
Ricky gervais is just a big headed twat who thinks he’s bigger and better than everyone else and cant act worth a shit, so whats all this other crap about going on at the moment??
i put a mirror between my legs n looked down i guess what i saw was the identical image of ricky am i gifted? should i inform the vatican or just learn to live with the scrotum?
No wonder all you people slagging him off are AMERICANS you guys just don`t get his humour..it`s all in his actions and expression, go see him live…he`s brilliant
I’d slag him off too. I’m a Brit and I don’t even get his humour. i don’t think he’s funny and even the office was the biggest 30 minutes of time I ever wasted watching. I’m suprised I even managed that long.
The office is not scripted it is very much done in the same vain as curb your enthusiasm. As for saying he’s shit, he aint you jjust don’t like him and its probably because you have no sense of irony, it’s the same reason bill hicks was so popular in England vecause we got his humour and the yanks were to thick to see the irony and took everything at face value.
How can anybody not find such a witty skillful comedian funny?
His material was top notch at the globes, and definately the highlight in what otherwise would have been a snoozefest.
How many times has a host made fun of hollywood celebs, they normally are dull.
Maybe his comedy isn’t to everybody’s taste but that’s sad because if you didn’t understand his material you really missed out.
I’d slag him off too. I can’t stand his homour I don’t think he is funny and the office, well what a load of crap. I’m a brit and in the case for him he is not funny just a waste of time and effort.
You got a stat to back your shit up? Didn’t think so.
What i find funny is that whenever an American comments about someone who happens to british, if they don’t give them a compliment they get thumbed down and insulted left & right. BUT if a Brit comments about Americans being “stupid” and not at all liking to their “humor” they get thumbed up and praised.
Give me a break, you all are only a few percentage points behind the US in obesity rates, coming in at about 20% to the US’s 25%. Some of you all make it sound like you’re a country filled with fit and healthy people, when the truth is quite the contrary.
Not to mention most of the people in that room are American’s and don’t look at all fat. Gah, ignorance is bliss.
And how can you say he’s funny he had it all written out for him and did you see his lame acting in the Night at the museaum I was embarrassed for him he was so bad
wow, he actually wrote the stuff himself. he always writes his own stuff. thats why the show were nervous about him being on because he wouldnt tell them the jokes he was gonna do. he wasnt great in night of the museum tho. great all round
I reli dont get all the arguments!!its irrelevant which is fatter, US or UK!i’m from neither, Ricky is hilarious!far better than any basic host!
he took risks, they paid off!
@babooo1973. As much as I think the yanks are fatter than us Brits too, your cuss is a bit rubbish. If 25% of the people in every town of America were obese than it would add up to … 25% of America being obese. Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
I think it’s fair to say that certain types of humour are more typical to and therefore more appreciated by some countries or regions within than others.
Here’s an example, whether you enjoy his comedy or not (because this is of course a generalisation, not everyone will fit the mould) you can surely see that comedian Jack Dee wouldn’t be a bit in America. His miserably, moany, self deprecating humour is so English it ain’t funny (SWIDT?)
I think Jack Dee is good comedy, and you agree that he’ll find more people who dig his style in the UK than in the ‘States. We both think Ricky Gervais is good comedy, and it seems to me that it’s been made pretty clear that he generally gets a better response from us than he does Americans
There is such thing as English humour, Northern humour, and so on. Doesn’t guarantee that others won’t like it, just that overall fewer will prefer it if its alien to them.
Like i said when hear there word “obese” you instantly picture realy fat people but u dont have to be realy fat to class as obese, just a little over ure ideal weight range for ure height and weight. people who sometimes dont look obese class as obese.
Im a personal trainer so i know what im talking about. as for the 80% figure’s blame American news station’s.
lol, you seem to be very anti american. could it be that you’re mad at the ridiculous level of Americanization going on in the Uk right now? you eat at our restauruants, listen to our music, buy our products, wear our clothes. in the end, what is culture, but food,music and clothing. keep supporting american companies and please keep buying our products! ipods and big macs and jeans, OH MY!
‘ Ridiculous level of Americanization going on in the Uk right now ‘
You get a lot of our stuff to dude. Our countries are so intwined and have been for years. It annoys me when we start fighting on you tube.
P.s I love you guys.
we dont get much british stuff, except some songs on the radio. i even wish we had more, but we really dont. i think since the Uk is an english speaking country ( well you invented the language,lol, props for that), and the fact that the USA is the worlds sole superpower, its inevitable that American culture will start to rub off on the Uk. ive talked to some young brits and they say that they dont even notice American accents anymore, because they hear them so often. now thats Americanization!
@svd205 Harry potter, cars and bikes, LOADs of music, simon cowell, shakesphere, books, TV, movies, the jet engine the beatles roling stones, more and more music, brit actors , the osbournes, gordan ramsey, hovercraft, just for starters. would you like me to go on? Yes you are a superpower. oh that reminds me, we where once one of those too! I wonder what culture rub off on you guys then?
P.s still love you guys.
so you are going to start listing every invention and people that the Uk has produced? trust me, the amount of US “stuff” you guys recieve is about 10 times the amount of Uk stuff we get here. the problem with your argument is that your empire has fallen, and will never rise again. but the USA has the land, the people, the resources to maintain its role as world leader. You name Harry Potter, but fail to mention that the #1 films in the Uk are American films 95% of the time
also, i think you will agree that the amount of Americanization in the UK is far stronger than any influence the UK has caused in the USA in modern history.
Umm Ipods are a a british invention!
Im not Anti American at all, i visit friend’s in America quite often in New York and Texas,and they come stay over here.
What was annoying was just because i didnt watch certain program’s that American guy did he went bezerk at me for not liking them and being British. then resulted in throwing dumb uneducated comment’s.lol
Jean’s and clothe’s? we have many of our own brand’s. Also hear of Savil Row? where all the world leaders rich and famous shop?
@svd205 Good point. But my point was our cultures are very intwined and have been for years. To say that you guys dont get a lot of stuff from was wrong thats all. Gotta go to work now!
Umm James Bond worlds longest film franchise,Cleaned up at the Oscars last year with Slumdog Millionare,Atonement the year before. Tim Burton Film’s you guy’s love,Harry Potter,The new Sherlock Holmes, The Beatles worlds biggest selling band, the list is endless.
Your very ignorant,it’s that kind of ignorance that bugs the rest of the world. lol
ipods are a british invention? lol, the Ipod is an American invention, produced and marketed by Apple IN California. You are trying to make the entire ipod british, because the STRUCTURAL ENGINEER was born in the UK? LOL. what about the software and technology involved? btw, dont forget the immigration is the story of America. people with dreams always come to the USA to be the best, and the “inventor” you speak of, will inevitably become AN AMERICN CITIZEN AND WILL LIVE AND DIES IN THE USA.
44% of the worlds inventions are British..
Tv,Telephone,computers,internet,ipods,trains,underground,fridges,toilets,toilet paper,rubber tyres,jet powerd flight, royal Navy,Police Force, the list goes on and on,everything u take for granted everyday are British inventions.
Delta Force are based on S.A.S by a man named Charles Beckwith who served with S.A.S as a chef.
And yes your a power for now but China is slowly taking over, and you never had an empire like ours,u never even had one.
#1 movies at the Uk box office are consistently America! What about the Baftas? I believe American films consistently obtain the majority of wins in your own awards show. to list successful bands and movies is quite ridiculous, i think any smart person will admit that the USA has a FAR more cultural influence on the UK than vice versa, especially in recent year. just look at your young generation, some are even starting to talk with American accents!!!! how sad is that?
Kane Kramer of England, is credited with inventing the Digital Audio Player (DAP) called the “IXI” in 1979, the earliest form of the Ipod, took out a worldwide patent, but that ran out when the firm he was with split. Apple admit that its his creation…
how pathetic of you to start listing everything you invented, its the kind of five year old attitude that so many brits display. please give me a source of the 44% figure. i think the chinese might have something to say about that. btw, toilets dont teach kids how to talk or dress or what to eat. I love seeing hundreds of brits rushing into Mcdonalds in london, with thier t-pain music and jeans!! i love the Americanization of your country.
but thats my point, we really dont get that much stuff from you guys, the amount of American corporations that taken hold of the Uk, from restauraunts, to clothing, to technology, music, movies, etc is quite astonishing. the same cannot be said about the USA. I admit, that several bands and actors are quite popular with the US public, but i think you will agree that the USA has had far more influence in the Uk in all forms, whether it be music,tv,technology, even politics than vice versa
You will have to Google it,thats where i got it from few months back. China did a study/poll and Britain came out on top of 44% of the worlds inventions.
Or just google British inventions, i can give u many links for that.
I stand corrected its 54%
a study by MITI – Japans equivalent of the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) – concluded that 54% of the worlds most important inventions of the past 100 years were British. Of the rest, 25% were American and 5% Japanese. The Americans arent so good at invention because they think everythings just great, said Mandy Haberman, millionaire inventor.
Bullshit. The world industrial revolution began in England – as did the roots of American drama (Shakespeare.)
Americans mainly develop English inventions then claim credit.
Even the fact that you can communicate worldwide in English is due to England spreading OUR language worldwide.
But then you fantasists pretend it’s “American” I see.
By contrast, all we have from USA is political correctness. i.e. decadence since 1941 when you lot showed up.
i don’t think grandprick knows what decadent means. Shakespeare didn’t ‘invent’ drama idiot. and don’t boast about actively spreading YOUR language around the world – a savagely brutal colonialist past is nothing to be proud of.
im canadian and think you americas are ignorant fat slobs, when a show a terrible as two and a half men lead in comedy rating thats sad, the show is probably the most unfunny thing i have ever saw, and every good idea comes from the UK or elswhere
Ha, everyone is so hypocritical and stupid. Firstly as a Brit I dont see what we have to boast about,Ok we might have invented the TV and other great inventions but how does that define us as a better nation of people. America only has more fat people because they have MORE people than us, it wouldnt suprise me if some states were bigger than the UK itself! For obese/population ratio we are as obese as the US. One thing we do have in common is that we are the most hated countries in the world
the cultural exchange really is very onsided towards the U.S. Infact theres so much u.s stuff in the uk most people dont even notice. just mention any area of human interest and you could probably name many u.s brands associated with it. Ask an americanthe opposite question and you wouldn’t get a similar answer. There are notable exceptions of course – like sport.
coming from an english man I have to say, brits and Americans have one thing in common: their both arrogant as hell. At the moment Americans have the stats to back up their boasts but in the future they’ll just be like the english, locked in pathetic denial about the past. dont let it come to that svd205….
@athleticguyUK most of those are SCOTTISH inventions eg. rubber tyres, tv, telephone,royal navy ,flush toilets,Refrigerator and if you were to fully complete your list i bet most of that would be full of scottish inventions like(radar,penicillin,electromagnetism, Logarithms,paper money,bank of england ,decimal point, Microwave Ovens. steam engine,etc…. to many to mention)
Stop trying to steal them by trying to class them as british as england or rest of uk had nothing to do with them.
@StuJee1 I know an American stock broker who often wears a Burberry cap, he drives an Aston Martin and loves drinking Guinness. He used to work for an American Firm ‘Lehman Brothers’ but now works for a British firm: Barclays. I am not sure if this has anything to do with this nonsense? Gooday
they shud make a follow up film of top hollywood stars ’seeming’ to try and kill gervais, how funny would that be? mel gibson ‘GIVE ME BACK MY BUD!!! lol
What I love about Gervais is he can go from outragous comedy to serious acting with ease. I dont think anyone on the planet can do what he does. In years to come, he will go down as one of the greats.
What I love about Gervais is he can go from outragous comedy to serious acting with ease. I dont think anyone on the planet can do what he does. In years to come, he will go down as one of the greats.
@svd205 honestly mate, the next time you’re wondering why so many people dislike Americans, read your own comments back to yourself. It’s because of loudmouths like you.
wow, he did so much uncalled advertisment during the ceremony, the first time it was kinda funny but the follow 2 were too much…
isn’t he supposed to get sued for that?
svd205 – have u ever seen the film Billy Madison, where the O’Doyle family flies off the cliff shouting “O’Doyle RULES!’.. You sound like that.
Im pretty sure if you ever visit the UK (outside of West London) you will quickly find we have our own culture and are not as Americanised as you would like to think. Most of us just don’t go around shouting about it.
lol, the United States was voted the most admired country in the 2009 Nation Brand Indes, and measured a country’s people, governement, culture,etc. people are people “mate”
i never said you were totally amerianized, but the times are quickly changing. As the worlds sole superpower, its logical that other english speaking countries will be heavily influenced by the leader. From over thousand Mcdonalds in the Uk, to starbucks, to American movies being #1 at the box office week after week, the UK is becoming from Americanized. i was talking to some brit teens and they said they couldnt even notice AMerican accents anymore, because they are hear them so often.
Nope you are wrong.
1. It is not logical that the fact you are a political superpower that other English speaking countries should be heavily influenced by America. Singapore has its own culture, so does Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and Ireland. Just because McDonalds have set up business or American films are popular there doesn’t mean that country is “Americanised”.
2. the “brit teens” you spoke to are either deaf or idiots as anybody can distuingish the difference in accent.
1. lol, you called your own teen idiots.
2. dont you understand what culture is? culture is music,food,clothing,language,movies. its what makes us different from other countries. so yes, Mcdonalds is a cultural thing, American movies are a cultural things, brit teens adopting American slang terms and dressing like Americans is very much a cultural thing. what is culture to you?
lol, you called your own teen idiots.
dont you understand what culture is? culture is music,food,clothing,language,movies. its what makes us different from other countries. so yes, Mcdonalds is a cultural thing, American movies are a cultural things, brit teens adopting American slang terms and dressing like Americans is very much a cultural thing. what is culture to you?
Im scottish born and bred . And scotland,england.wales.N.irleand are all part of UK obvioubsly but they arent all one country are they? stating inventions that are all scottish as “british” implies all the other country’s had a hand in them when they did not . Scotland had a big part in making the modern world with inventors in technlogy and innovators in other things like medicine. My point is things can only be branded as “british” if all the countrys had a part in it .
Im scottish i know what Countrys make up britian. As i said to the other guy “Britain” isnt one single country scotland,england,wales,N.ireland are all still single country’s themselves and by saying that all those SCOTTISH inventions are “british” it implies that the other countrys had a hand in it when they didnt. .As i said my point is things can only be classed as british if all the country’s had a part in it.
Actually scotland is the one that invented the most stuff of any significance sorry to brake it too you but england as a nation have invented very little worth mentioning thats a fact . All the great things used today are scotish inventions eg. Television,telephone,computergames,paper money,cash machines,fax machines,Criminal FingerPrinting,DecimalPoint,UniversalStandardTime,microwave ovens,RubberTyres,Radar,Anaesthetics,penicillin,Refrigerators,USnavy,RetailBanking,Bicycleto many to name here.
Actually a scotsman called James Watt and his type of steam engine is what was instrumental in powering the Industrial Revolution in the Eighteenth Century. You need to get your facts right.
No correct but we obviousbly invented our own language to communicate didnt we just like all the OTHER countrys in the world did too . So nice one failing. Only reason people use english today is england forced all the poor countries they plundred and pillaged to use the language.
gnostical isnt Scotland owned by England?.. Im from the U.S but i love England! dude you sound pretty sour! get a grip!! I agree with nikonukltd.. why do you have to argue about your little country being so good.. keep ya kilt on
I agree that all the individual countries of Britain should retain their own sense of nationality and individuality.
I agree that Scotland can be proud of it’s many inventions which have undoubtably changed the world.
However, I cannot agree that English Inventors have invented ‘very little worth mentioning’. Imagine the Industrial Revolution without the Spinning Jenny or steam locomotive for instance. Or the 20th Century without the jet engine, celluloid or the internet?
James Watt (scottish)and his invention type of the steam engine was the instrumental driving force in powering the Industrial Revolution in the Eighteenth Century and the steam locomotive only came about because of what was learned from james watt’s steam engine . Your basically proving my point im sorry to say. I admit i was a little arrogant in saying english have invented nothing worth mentioning as the internet is one of the greatest inventions of the modern world so they deserve credit
Couldnt fit in last post but dr. Hans von Ohain is considered the designer of the first operational turbojet engine before frank whittle although both do deserve credit as frank whittle got a patent first thats a close one to call so im not touching that one . But my main point in all the reply’s is there really isnt much more from enlgand that stands out is there? although harsh when i said that england invented “very little” its kinda true .
LOL such ignorance. Scotland is busy inventing itself. The most common surname in Scotland is SMITH which is an English name… most of the Scots have English surnames like Watt and Watson and Stevenson – not MAC notice – except for a few highlanders. SON is the English form of Mc!
If you bother even researching you will find that James Watt simply developed THOMAS NEWCOMMEN’S “”ENGLISH”" INVENTION OF THE STEAM ENGINE.
The industrial revolution was ENGLISH and Manchester and Birmingham = the hub
So scotland will say yeh because they hate the rest of the world. lol
But when it comes to The British Invention Society and the Japanese DTI and MTI ( the proffesionals in the know) there British inventions.
sorry!
And u didnt even “them all” quite a few but deffinatly not all, and England and Wales dont mind there important inventions being British, because they are classed as british.
And scotland is the 30yr old son that wont leave home,England has carried them for centurys
When E.U do there yearly polls Scotland comes up as highest A.i.d.s and H.I.V rate highest teen pregnancy rate,alcholic rate,heroin rate,highest unemployment rate,obesity rate,crime rate…….in the whole of Europe and BRITAIN. your classed as Britain, you bring the rest of Britain down but we still stick by u and carried and paid for u all these years.
Like i said scotland is there 30yr old son that wont leave home.
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Even claiming that a Scot (Watt) INVENTED the steam engine is arrogant. Watt merely REFINED – i.e. DEVELOPED Englishman Thomas Newcommen’s ENGLISH invention of the steam engine.. as anyone can Google.
We’re uesed to arrogant Scots in Britain though – inventing history to boost their own drunken egos.
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Just shows you are not to be able to read what i wrote i said james Watt and his “TYPE” of steam engine was the instrumental driving force behind the Industrial Revolution in the Eighteenth Century thats a FACT! i knew already about your thomas newcommens invention but his WASNT what powered the THE INDUSTRIAL REVELOTUION it was JAMES WATTS type that done it . But your english so you think everything is yours so i can see why you thought that. INDUSTRIAL REVELOTUION POWERED BY A SCOTSMAN.
Most dont have english names MOST have scottish/irish surnames you think because it dosent have MAC before the name that it is english? you clearly know nothing as you are showing. Oh and if you wanna talk about surnames how about the german surnames that had to be changed by your ROYAL FAMILY in the early 1900’s after ww1 because they are of german bloodline, your royal family isnt even english they are GERMAN .
LOL> considering you “Scots” are anything but Scots – you look nothing like the Welsh who are real Celts – small and dark haired.
The reason you have so many English surnames in Scotland is that most of you are English (Germanic) and even our cousins, the Vikings swarmed all over you. The “Kilt” is the Viking KJALTA skirt and bagpipes are NOT Scottish. You’re a fake, made-up nation. Busy faking an identity since WW2.
The English are German (Anglosaxons) anyway.
Learn history you ignoramuis: How could a Hanoveran German claim the HEREDITARY English monarchy without being a DESCENDANT of an English monarch.. you obviously just haven’t thought it out?!
In fact the Hanoveran German monarchy was descended from the sister of the English King HENRY VIII.
The German monrachy was thus ENGLISH.
Scottish nationalism is a farce – you are bankrupt and can’t afford independence.
England owns Scotland’s banks now. LOL
Names ending -SON are English.. and so are names like Brown in Scotland (an English word.)
Only a few highland scots have “Mc” names – the southern Scots are mainly English which is why they are protestant and sided against Scotland fighting highlanders at CULLODEN in 1746….
WHICH YOU LOST TOTALLY and cowardly “Bonnie” Prince Charles Stuart ran away.
Then your OWN Scottish Lords betrayed you by clearing land for Sheep farming.
SEE THE “HIGHLAND CLEARANCES” people!
That’s the Scots for you.
Even so (and you already admit you lie out of arrogance, weak Scottish nationalism and its history-faking) – you cannot claim Watt (a good English surname like Watson) INVENTED the steam engine when ENGLISHMAN Thomas Newcommen invented it first.. you can only PRETEND Watt did when really he DEVELOPED the English invention.
ENGLAND HAD THE WORLD’S FIRST INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION – IT HAPPENED IN ENGLAND – MANCHESTER & BIRMINGHAM MAINLY not in shitty Scotland as anyone can research.
in fact, little boy, the English invention of the Jet Engine occured at the same time and independently of the German invention.
Learn history…
But then you have a political agenda as a bankrupt drunken Scottish nationalist tithead to pretend everything Scottish (even if it’s not) is GREAT and nothing is English (as you admittded you exaggerate in arrogance.)
CHILDISH SCOTTISH PRICK.
I-Pods are overrated anyway – no folder system unlike Archos players etc.
England invented the Web and we had the first programmable electronic computer (Alan Turing, Manchester 1943 – Colossus = 2 years before the American Eniac) and Englishman CHARLES BABBAGE is the father of computing.)
Alan Turing also wrote the first computer program.
Not a Scotsman in sight notice.
I’m a Scot and I know we fake history because we spent most of it being defeated and sidelined.
I apologise on behalf of my fantasist compatriots.
(Notice we communicate in the world language of ENGLISH not Scottish gaelic,
I admit that England made its language the primary world language because the empire was ENGLISH never Scottish.
Amen.
I;ve been to Florida – never seen so many fat arses in my life.
Any obese Europeans are Americanised – eating crappy US junk food – imported culture. YOu never saw that before WW2 notice.
Just as politically correct decadence is all from the treacherous USA.
Scots heaving lemons at each other? Hardly their normal use but surely entirely in keeping with the traditional Scottish mistrust of fruit and vegetables. A proper Scotsman will have no truck with such foreign muck preferring to subsist on chips, deep-fried mars bars and Buckfast tonic wine – and death at the ripe old age of 53.
And Scottish nationalists used to brag that without England their economy can be “as good as the Irish Republic’s.” All based on credit and collapsed in a crunch; they now vote the opposite. Ireland used to think they could manage without the EU. Dreamers, all.
What’s up with all the bull**** chauvinism? You guys need to get a life and get your heads out of your own asses, yes that includes you GrandPrix55. Anyway…back to the video, Ricky Gervais was great.
svd205, you are hugely mistaken.
1. Firstly, you speak English
2. Your right, culture is music (the UK has the most prestigous music industry on the planet)
3. Culture is also sport, with football being the largest on the planet (in terms of financial gain and viewers).
4. American movies are better, granted.
5. The UK has a very limited take-up of american fashion brands. More Europe
6. Yes we have starbucks, but the most popular national drink is tea, originally a chinese influence.
Is being Scottish also why you are obviously illiterate?
A liar too: eg. Galton, Francis [1822-1911] English scientist, inventor of forensic fingerprinting,
An Englishman also gave us Genetic finger printing. Jeffreys, Alec John [1950- ] English geneticist who discovered genetic fingerprinting.
Also banking evolved with the Knights Templar in Italy during the crusades.
You confuse discovery and invention with DEVELOPMENT.
That’s because you are an idiot (low IQ) like most Scots.
you’re in denial. Stop clutching at straws and talk to or read into anybody in most industries and ask how influencial american ideas and products are.
It just doesnt make sense that a country that big with that high a GDP wouldn’t be a huge influence. I think that the united kingdom definately punches above its weight but to put it on equal footing with the U.S is just plain wrong.
Maybe you should take a look at the name DENIS PAPIN and his invention of the STEAM DIGESTER 30 years before and thats where your MR THOMAS NEWCOMMEN’S engine appears to have been based on Papin’s experiments carried out 30 years earlier . So he just copied an already existing idea so you can actually say thnx to the FRENCH .
English are hated all over the world thats a FACT. But scotland is liked and loved all over the world so i think that proves my point . Scotland pays for england stop leeching off of us.
The whole WEST of scotland is FULL of MC names with irish connections thats a fact and theres also a lot of scottish “mc” names and “MAC” in the highlands thats also a fact. Most of anything england is supposedly good at in sport is all done by BLACK men and they sure as hell arent english origin. Most of england is made up of foreigners WAY MORE than all other countries in the world except america thats a fact So dont try talking about others when yours is one hundred times worse than most .
Scots are the better part of the uk FACT we where first line of defence in the world wars cause scotttish soldiers are known for being the most “fiercest” fighters historical fact , and better than english posh twats wich is all youve got .
And it looks like you are unable to read i already said watts “TYPE” of steam engine jsut like your thomas newcommens engine which it was based on work of another guy called DENIS PAPIN so basically your saying thomas newcommens engine is worth shit then too as he used another guys work to base his engine mechanism on . SO NICE FAILING. And also i said “criminal fingerprinting” in another post notice how i didnt put just “fingerprinting” seems you just like to make stuff up tooo suit yourself.
Just had a little look on the internet and “HENRY FAULDS” A SCOTSMAN was infact the first guy to promote the idea of FINGERPRINT IDENTIFICATION too noted naturalist Charles Darwin. Darwin declined to work on the idea, but passed it on to his relative FRANCIS GALTON,Galton only returned to the topic some EIGHT years later,.So no francis galton DIDNT invent fingerprinting identification “HENRY FAULDS” scotsman did .GALTON JUST STOLE HIS IDEA SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT .
@gnostical You are insane. It is quite amazing how insane you really are. Btw I am Scottish and you make a mockery of us Scots!! get your kilt on and get out of the house. Go and do something constructive!
LOL anyone’s posh compared with you grunting Scots (or squeaking if you’re a lowlander.)
Scots spent most of their time fighting each other in clan wars – until the English formed you into a nation after Culloden by banning the clans and the tribal tartan for ages.
|YOU BARBARIANS OWE US!)
As for you, you’re a typically uneducated Scot – just look at your attrocious spelling and course ignorance.
Significant that the Scots regiments weren’t known on the world stage until, you wore ENGLISH RED.
IN fact the ENGLISH REDCOAT fought and won more battles than any other soldier and on a global basis.
Ever wondered why you Scots speak ENGLISH? Not Gaelic.
That’s because you were well dominated – even on the Union Jack, Scotland’s cross is UNDERNEATH the English one.
Even now there are only 4 million Scots – and 60 million English in this island.
Scotland is irrelevant and rose and fell on England’s coattails.
Fact: Scotland is TOTALLY BANKRUPT AND ENGLAND OWNS YOUR BANKS NOW.
You have no industry – just whisky and vodka – which you drown your sorrows in and fake history in your stupour. Your economy was like Iceland’s = all based on CREDIT.
You are a shameless ungrateful LEECH off the English and we owe Scotland NOTHING.
Scots simply cannot afford independence but England should force it on you and let you sink.
THE BETTER PART? SCOTLAND IS A GIANT LEECH.
No wonder McLeach is a Scottish name!
Significant you don’t mention the great genius DARWIN was an ENGLISHMAN from Shropshire.
But that’s what we’re up against here with these chgildish Scots babay-men.
GALTON IS THE ONE CREDITED WITH FINGERPrinting – and the ENGLISH POLICE – not Scottish note – were SIGNIFICANTLY the ones who first used it.
Idiot.
Scaredbusiness ( a Scot) posts – and is embarrassed about your ignorance – read him thus:
@gnostical You are insane. It is quite amazing how insane you really are. Btw I am Scottish and you make a mockery of us Scots!! get your kilt on and get out of the house. Go and do something constructive!
Scottish nationalism died with the credit crunch.. silly boy.,
Lol what a fantasist you are. Go and tell that to TREVOR MCDONALD, BARONESS SCOTLAND AND MOHAMMED THE GLASOW MP. All Scots – and BLACK.
The SNP want to make Scotland Islamic.
Cotland is a mixed bunch of mutts who are NOT Celt (see the Welsh for real Celts) and whose most common surname is ENGLISH: SMITH. Fact
Mac is actually Irish .. see Macdermott – you don’t get them in shitty Scotland
Learn some real history instead of that fantasy crap Scottish nationalists put down your irrelevant throats
Ah yes.. Gadaffi… and Scotland just let him and his Lockerbie bomber off and out of jail for killing all those Americans.
SHAME ON SCOTLAND!
North Sea Oil is BRITISH not scottish and ENGLAND found it – just as WE found that oil in the gulf in 1911.
THere’s not much of it left now so stop carping.
Scotland was much worse of in the 70s recession and under the great Maggie Thatcher.. just as you are bankrupted TODAY.
in the EU – the bankrupted poor countries that GERMANY, ENGLAND & FRANCE subsidise are known as THE PIGISS (PIGGIES):
PORTUGAL ITALY GREECE IRELAND SPAIN & NOW SCOTLAND
leeches
NOTICE TH|AT NO ONE EVER PRAISES SCOTLAND OR ITS FAKE ACHIEVEMENTS – other than you Scots?
scotland has to blow its own trumpet.. which is rather pathetic, isn’t it?
LOL according to you loser (hence the bitterness) Scots – the losers of British history, the English are hated globally – in your own heads that is.
BUt we English are like the Germans – were really don’t give a toss what hysterical Scots etc think of us – water off a duck’s back… which is why we mostly ignore you. But it’;s time we hammered you back on facts.
We only ever hear Scots saying that – since you repeat each other’s hate-induced fantasies.
Scots history and culture is about wallowing in failure. They even have special music for failure — its called bagpipes.
Hence Scots bitterness and boozing to drown their sorrowss – and faking history to cover up your loser reality.
Scotland is now looking inward and losing. It has become exactly like medieval Scotland — the clannishness, the introversion, chucking money at the Edinburgh Festival to make it more Scottish, that awful Parliament, the dreadful Parliament building.
The self-indulgence of the whole recent scottish nationalism thing, the complete sense of ingrowing toenail; I mean, Edinburgh has turned into a city where you can see its toes growing in.
@GrandPrix55 if we where dominated we wouldnt be here dumbass , england couldnt even beat a bunch of farmers from scotland with no weaponry how pathetic is that . Yous ahd an army about twenty times our size and a massive amount of weaponry and still couldnt get rid of us . Dominated i think NOT.
Scotland is loved in your own fairy story of deludednationalism.
Know the reality?
EVERYTIME THE 60 MILLION ENGLISH POPULATION CAT WAKES UP TO THE MERE 4 MILLION POPULATION SCOTTISH MIC THAT KEEP NIPPING AT US
SCOTLAND COMES OFF WORSE.
That has been the case throughout history – and when we stamp on you.. as we do form time to time you go running off to wail defeat on the bagpipes and drink and drink and run to your French allies – whom we also beat.
SCOTLAND – THE SOREST LOSERS IN HISTORY
Know the reality?
EVERYTIME THE 60 MILLION ENGLISH POPULATION CAT WAKES? UP TO THE MERE 4 MILLION POPULATION SCOTTISH MICE THAT KEEP NIPPING AT US
SCOTLAND COMES OFF WORSE.
That has been the case throughout history – and when we stamp on you.. as we do form time to time you go running off to wail defeat on the bagpipes and drink and drink and run to your French allies – whom we also beat.
SCOTLAND – THE SOREST LOSERS IN HISTORY
@GrandPrix55 scotland was already a nation and a proud one at that only reason the “british” army was KNOWN was because of the SCOTS used as the frontline so yous have us to thank for britain being “known”. |YOUS UGLY POSH TWATS OWE US”!)
SCOTS ARE JUST LIKE ARABS.. TRIBAL, INWARD LOOKING AND FAKE HISTORY WHILST REPEATING EACH OTHERS PROPAGANDA LIKE MINDLESS INSULAR CLONES.
England became a global power by being exactly the opposite….. open and expansionistic.
Scots fled to the ENGLISH colonies after CULLODEN 1746 – CANADA, AUSTRALIA ETC.
LOSERS
@GrandPrix55 Actually scotlands ACHIEVEMENTS are KNOWN the world over thats a FACT that cannot be denied so your talking out of a that arse you call a face.
iN FACT RADAR was developed independently in England , France, Germany, and the USA in the 1930s, it was first put to practical use for aircraft detection by the English, who had a complete coastal chain of radar sets installed by Sept 1938.
NOT SCOTLAND, NOTICE.
iN FACT RADAR was developed independently in England , France, Germany, and the USA in the 1930s, it was first put to practical use for aircraft detection by the English, who had a complete coastal chain of radar sets installed by Sept 1938.
NOT SCOTLAND, NOTICE.
@GrandPrix55 The north sea oil is nowhere near england you stupid idiot so how the hell can it be english? Its in SCOTTISH waters so its ours and we have been paying for england and ourselves with it for nearly 40 years or so thats a FACT. You just cant admit that we pay for yous and you know it. so your trying to class it as “british ” how pathetic but i expect nothing less from an englishman who thinks the world is his.
@GrandPrix55 You clearly know nothing about the world if you dont see how much england is hated all over the world but its ok live in denial , the proof is there for all to see that england and america are the two most hated nations on earth.
@GrandPrix55 You clearly know nothing about the world if you dont see how much england is hated all over the world but its ok live in denial , the proof is there for all to see that england and america are the two most hated nations on earth.
why!! why would u bring arabs up in ur pathetic argument? please, leave us out of this, and don’t insult us.. we are human beings u know.. we do feel offended.. u seem nice.. i’m looking forward 2 ur “hopefully apology” reply
@GrandPrix55 Fact is Scotland has more to be PROUD of than england has . And scots are way more patriotic about scotland than england are about there country think. We have a sense of who we are and are proud of it sadly same thing cant be said about yous.
See how “cultured” these barbarian Scots are, world? Look at gnostic’s language and spelling – and he wants us to think they’re brilliant LOL.
English are Anglo-Saxons – Germanics which is the standard Hollywood Good Looks.
In BRitain the ugly (Arse-Faces as Scots call each other) tend to be Celts:
Maybe you’re another ugly Scottish “beauty” such as Wendy Alexander, Andy Murray, Andrew Marr, Kirsty Wark, Susan Boyle, Robin Cook, Gordon Brown, George Robertson, Alastair Campbell etc. Oh, and that “beauty” Cherie Blair is also a Celt of Scots-Irish extraction. Not to mention Hairy Angel Susan Boyle. Google-image that lot! No wonder McLabour was a hideous sight! They don’t sound too pretty either.
@samiali988 Wasnt trying to be offensive appoligies if i did was just pointing out that england used to get there oil from there and the prices would have went up when gaddafi came in in the 70’s until the scottish north sea oil was discovered then they started stealing our oil money which saved england from going into a reccesion.
See what the lefty Scots think of you America?
Now you know why these leech fantasist let the Islamic Lockerbie bomber out after killing all those innocent Americans.
Scotland – the last bastion of communism in Europe – with their Islamic allies.
And you clearly know nothing iof you think we English or Germans care what people think oof us. LOL
BUT you Scots are oh so touchy.. being emasculated babymen.
As someone else just told you: Actually that doesn’t prove anything. Its just a random assumption not backed up by anything other than your personal feelings.
@GrandPrix55 RADAR was invented by a scotsman its a historical FACT it was even on the program “QI” with stephen fry where they says RADAR WAS INVENTED BY SCOTLAND. The guys name was Robert Watson-Watt and yes it was in the 1930’s and used by england but it was a SCOTSMAN who invented it for them to use . You just seen used by england then automaticaly thought it was YOURS but thats typical of an englishman.check out the name ROBERT WATSON-WATT and see for yourself .
Actually that doesn’t prove anything. Its just a random assumption not backed up by anything other than your personal feelings. And Scottish nationalist insular mentality which will finish weak Scotland off anyway..
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND: THE WORLD STABBING CAPITAL.
proud of that are you?
Google: SCOTLAND MOST VIOLENT – UN
Google: SCOTLAND POOREST PERFORMING WESTERN COUNTRY
Scotland tops list of world’s most violent countries – Times Online
A UNITED Nations report has labelled Scotland the most violent country in the developed world, with people three times more likely to be assaulted than in …
Google: SCOTLAND MOST VIOLENT – UN
Google: SCOTLAND POOREST PERFORMING WESTERN COUNTRY £61.6 billions of ENGLISH money to bail out the Anti-English Scots. Just three times as much as we subsidise the Mc-Leech annually anyway.
@GrandPrix55 Your changing the subject on every post im having to reply to about 10 different subjects you LIED about who inveted radar then when i prove you wrong you change the subject to something about how violent scotland is or how much we drink or whatever other bollocks your little brain can come up with.
@GrandPrix55 Your changing the subject on every post im having to reply to about 10 different subjects you LIED about who inveted radar then when i prove you wrong you change the subject to something about how violent scotland is or how much we drink or whatever other bollocks your little brain can come up with.
All Scots should be ashamed to be Scottish.
But thank God for the ENGLISH Scots (Protestant Orangemen who fly the Union Jack)
That ensures Scotland will never unite – just as at Culloden 1746 when the lowlanders joined the English against Scotland!
@GrandPrix55 Man now your changing subject to something else its like your mind cant focus on one thing for more than 2 minutes. Seems like you forgot about your radar theory i see a little change of heart now have we?. And scottish parliment want to hold a referendum later this year for independence if they get the bill passed and we will vote for independence and it will pass cause as you put it only the ENGLISH scots eg. rangers fans will vote against it so independence here we come WOOOO!
@GrandPrix55 Man now your changing subject to something else its like your mind cant focus on one thing for more than 2 minutes. Seems like you forgot about your radar theory i see a little change of heart now have we?. And scottish parliment want to hold a referendum later this year for independence if they get the bill passed and we will vote for independence and it will pass cause as you put it only the ENGLISH scots eg. rangers fans will vote against it so independence here we come WOOOO!
@GrandPrix55 Man now your changing subject to something else its like your mind cant focus on one thing for more than 2 minutes. Seems like you forgot about your radar theory i see a little change of heart now have we?. And scottish parliment want to hold a referendum later this year for independence if they get the bill passed and we will vote for independence and it will pass cause as you put it only the ENGLISH scots eg. rangers fans will vote against it so independence here we come WOOOO!
Great – get independence (fully from English money) and piss off forever Scotland.
Of course, being bankrupt, you can’t afford it so – watch everyone – it won’t happen.
Unless we English vote to get rid of you.
Which we should.
If we’d have dominated you Scotland would be speaking ENGLISH and be full of English names like SMITH.
Oh you already are.
In fact, as at Prestonpans, the Scots outnumbered us 3-1 and stll ran.
Bonnie Charles Stuart was no leader LOL.
LOL dream on.
Scotland has a loser history as we’ve discussed and so your sudden “patriotism” comes with all the fake cover up history to pretend you weren’t losers.
So your “pride” is fake.
All Scottish nationalism is achieving is awakening English Nationalism.. and as usual we will stomp on you soon.
LOL dream on.
Scotland has a loser history as we’ve discussed and so your sudden “patriotism” comes with all the fake cover up history to pretend you weren’t losers.
So your “pride” is fake.
All Scottish nationalism is achieving is awakening English Nationalism.. and as usual we will stomp on you soon.
@GrandPrix55 the battle of stirling the scots were outnumbred 10-1 yes 10-1 and we still win it and you cant deny that because its in all the history books its FACT. And every OTHER war with scotland and england the scots were OUTNUMBERED by atleast 10-1 and the english had all the WEAPONRY scots where only farmers that had to fight have little check up on that . Is actually a surprise that we win any wars at all given the circumstance of english soldiers vs scottish farmers.
LOL meaning you Scots are scruffs?
Pathetic – listen to you.
You’re illiterate and uneducated.
Remember the Battle of New Orleans in 1814 when the Americans won? It was a SCOTTISH regiment that got hammered.
In contrast read of the ENGLISH outnumbered 4 to 1 at the Battle of Albuerra 1811 fighting UPHILL and we were victorious.
The battle of bannockburn wich we WIN when outnumbred 10-1 was the war that gave scotland there INDEPENDENCE . The union of great britain was a mutual decision between scotland and england and since then scottish people and english people have married on each side of the border thats why some english names are up here and the exact same reason why SCOTTISH names are down in ENGLAND. There was no domination because we win our independance then few hundred years later the union was mutually made
The battle of bannockburn wich we WIN when outnumbred 10-1 was the war that gave scotland there INDEPENDENCE . The union of great britain was a mutual decision between scotland and england and since then scottish people and english people have married on each side of the border thats why some english names are up here and the exact same reason why SCOTTISH names are down in ENGLAND. There was no domination because we win our independance then few hundred years later the union was mutually made
@GrandPrix55 You clearly dont know anything as i told you we pay for you with the north sea oil money wich pays for scotland and england ten times over. And as everyone knows north sea oil money is SCOTTISH as its in scottish WATERS far away from england.
@GrandPrix55 You clearly dont know anything as i told you we pay for you with the north sea oil money wich pays for scotland and england ten times over. And as everyone knows north sea oil money is SCOTTISH as its in scottish WATERS far away from england.
Remember the battle of stirling and bannockburn where we win when outnumbred 10-1? farmers fighting against TRAINED SOLDIERS who had all the weaponry? Scotland has punched well above its weight for many years thats why we win independence and kept our country. Sad how you think england did so well given the overwhelming ADVANTAGES they had in numbers weaponry and money even with that they couldnt get rid of us.
@GrandPrix55 LOL you are even going as low to fake that your scottish in one of your reply’s then use it to try and glorify enlgand what age are you about 5? lol thats something a little kid would do.
@GrandPrix55 england dosent even have a country anymore as its FULL of FOREIGNERS. The only other place on the PLANET with more foreigners is america. You have nothing to be patriotic about as your country is lost to foreigners where as scotland still has our OWN identity which is why we are full of pride for our country. You cant deny ENGLAND has more foreigners than any other place excluding america. Your identity is gone and all your best sportsman are BLACK and they arent of english origin.
LOL thought you’d bring up Bannockburn you pathetic Scottish twat – the ONLY victory you ever had (they have to go back to the 13th century to claim a win over England.) But 10-1?!! LOL a total and typical exaggeration. In fact half the English army was stuck across the river and never engaged.
It was an ambush as we crossed.
As usual, Scotland wins a battle but LOSES the war at at FALKIRK.
Also the king had died on the way up and his unexperienced son had to lead – hence the mistakes.
But of course you ignore inconvenient reality.
No domination? SO WHY DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH IN SCOTLAND?
WHY IS THE MOST COMMON SCOTTISH SURNAME ENGLISH?
Because we DOMINATED LOSER SCOTLAND of course.
CULLODEN 1746.. THE SCOTS RAN LIKE COWARDS!!!
Now you’re just rambling and not making sense.
England has a far larger population than Scotland and can absorb newcomers easily – unlike mere 4 million population Scotland (mainly English anyway.)
The English are still Germanic but Scots are hardly Celts.
Alex Salmonds SNP want to open the floodgates into Scotland. It seems he wants to turn Scotland into the west’s first Islamic Republic. Heaven help you from yourselves!
LOL you obviously think the Braveheart fantasy movie was REAL and that Wallace the Norman was Scottish.
Idiot – you believe scotland’s own propaganda to hide the fact that it’s a loser nation.
YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT STIRLING WAS CANCELLED OUT BY FALKIRK WHERE THE ENGLISH WON THE WAR.
We outresource crappy Scotland which is all hills and no roads and win every war – even if you won a single battle 800 years ago.
what about stirling aswell ? so thats 2 i count that we win and your giving an excuse that the king died on the way up oh poor yous one guys dead you still had your FULL TRAINED ARMY OF SOLDIERS who outnumbred the scots 10-1 thats a FACT go check it up .You seriously think yous done well and are crying about getting ambushed yet you ARROGANTLY IGNORE the fact that your trained soldiers with all the weaponry and money where fighting against farmers assembled to try and defend there land.
10-1 ? No one believes you – not even you.
Scots are fantasists.
THERE IS NO SCOTLAND.
SCOTS WERE CELTS AND YOU ARE NOT.
The Welsh at least look Celtic.
To paraphrase your illiterate diatribe:
Scotland doesn’t even have an identity anymore as its FULL of FOREIGNERS (not Celts.) You have nothing to be patriotic about as your country is lost to foreigners with ENGLISH surnames where as ENGLAND still has our OWN Germanic race which is why English Nationalism is on the rise You cant deny Scotland has more non-Celts than Celts. WHY IS SMITH YOUR MOST COMMON NAME? Identity is gone your inventors etc have English names and some of your Lairds are BLACK
scotland is a celtic country and full of celts and the welsh are our celtic brothers just like ireland. England is the odd one out and the only part of uk that isnt celts because your the worst scum of the earth and everyone knows it england most hated country on the planet they come joint first with america in the race for the most hated people on earth.
That’s ironic since you write and spell and articulate like a 5 year old kid.
Must be all that great Scottish “education” you received.
As for faking identity – Scots still pretend they are Celts when the Germanic English and Germanic Vikings swarmed all over you.
That’s why you don’t look like the real celts – the WELSH.
Exactly you couldnt think of anything so you stole my words about england how sad you are . Thing is mine was based on truth but yours is full of lies based on anger so you retaliate by REPEATING MY WORDS cause you cant think of anything else.
You’re not celts any more you scottish fairy.
Look at Catherine Zeta Jones – a real dark haired, short, brown eyed Celt from Wales – not an ugly ginger minger Scottish fake celt.
You’re no longer Scots at all.
The rest of you are Germanic (i.e. English etc) like your surnames.
The real celts are irish/scottish and the welsh. You can freely say whatever you like about scotland not being celts but its historical FACT that we ARE . Dosent bother me that you dont think it because the proof is in the pudding as they say. And the romans demolished england yet they didnt rule over scotland they stopped at england and built a WALL to keep us out so if anyone isnt pure bred is the ENGLISH.
Paraphrasing is a way of exposing hypocrisy you moron.
Being illiterate you wouldn’t understand.
Everything in that paraphrase is fact.
No one would steal your words – you can barely write.
Anyway, serves you right for jumping into an English-American debate re inventions to push your brainwashed, ridiculous typical Scottish nationalist bullshit above facts.
At least some of us have a UNIVERSITY education unlike you – obviously a high school drop out.
You clearly are a retard who makes up facts and talks the biggest load of shite ive ever heard . You are fully living up to the stereotypical englishman who thinks the world and everything in it is his.If we where having this debate face to face it would be a diffrent story as i would have slashed that thing you call a face from ear too ear within the first 2 minutes.
You repeat already defeated points because you can’t think for yourself because all you have is propaganda
I countered that
The English are German (Anglosaxon) anyway.
Learn history you ignoramuis: How could a Hanoveran German claim the HEREDITARY English monarchy without being a DESCENDANT of an English monarch.. you obviously just haven’t thought it out?!
In fact the Hanoveran German monarchy was descended from the sister of the English King HENRY VIII.
The German monrachy was thus ENGLISH.
OH LOOK, SCOTSMAN, IN THE LAND OF THE WORLD STABBING CAPITAL – SCOTLAND IS THREATENING ME WITH A KNIFE!
As I said, you’re just tribal barbarians like the Arabs.
You’ve obviously realised an Englishman outmatched you. Lost on facts and education.
GROW UP CHILD.
Retard? I communicate much better than you do.
You talk like a child and type and spell like one.
You should really go back to school.
retard who makes up facts?
Try looking in the mirror – that sums up you and Scottish nationalism.
Obviously.
Poorly educated violent thug with a temper.
Definitely Scottish then. LOL
Pathetic.
@GrandPrix55 yous are german your royalty is german FACT so enjoy being german descendants.Ive got to go now though been fun talking with a spastik your free to reply whatever you want now as i wont be replying back got shit to do unlike some unemployed englishman.
Wonder why you can’t spell INDEPEDENCE?
Or differentiate between there/their/there.
And threaten KNIFE violence.
IS IT BECAUSE YOU IS SCOTTISH MANNNNN?
lol
Except we English who invaded Celtic Britain far outnumber Scots, Welsh & Irish put together. And we made English the world language -even in Scotland where Scots gaelic barely exists today.
You conveniently ignore that bit.
You low IQ Ape. LOL
Of course we outresource you and beat you in wars – which is why Scotland’s bagpipe music and culture is a mournful wailing and why you are so bitter and fake history to pretend you were not losers. An ego thing.
Which is why you shouldn’t bother because in future we’ll hammer you again.. and again.
Why debate with a history academic when you really know only propaganda?
You’ll also get hammered in the same way.
You ignorant bastard – learn politics and history first:
In the 17th century the Scottish & English crowns merged to form the United Kingdom which makes that oil BRITISH not Scottish.
Plus the English found it so be grateful we shared it.
The science of Refrigeration was begun by Francis Bacon – an ENGLISHMAN – who gave the world SCIENTIFIC METHOD without which no insular petty minded Scotsman would have produced much.
BACONIAN METHOD.
Most of the KEY inventions and discoveries of the later Renaissance era were ENGLISH or other Germanic – Scots invented relatively little and those who did had mainly English surnames.
Significantly enough.
We English are German so what?
I told you that several times.
The Germanics made the Modern Scientific world – not you loser Celts – conquered by Rome then by us in Gaul & Britain etc.
I’m literate and employable – you are not.
Scotland with no industry and English subsidies is the Land of the Unemployed after all.
In fact Americans forget that the English empire was the largest in history and the USA is an offshoot.
England made English the world language.
We’ve had far more influence and were bigger than the US is today.
I think the original point svd205 made was completly wrong for this reason.put the shoe on the other foot. Americans have a lot of pizzerias that serve pizza\pasta. And you don’t get many Italians saying that American is “Italianised” and that Americans swallow Italian culture. As you said culture is not simply a couple of restaurants or kids that wear caps and jeans. Each country is different. This is evident as soon as someone steps off a plane, but not to people behind a computer screen!
718 responses To Date
1 JT0794 • Jan 18, 2010 at 4:31 am
LMFAO! The Mel Gibson joke was brilliant!
2 JT0794 • Jan 18, 2010 at 4:31 am
LMFAO! The Mel Gibson joke was brilliant!
3 dyingxmonkey • Jan 18, 2010 at 4:46 am
woooo GO AVATAR!!!
4 dyingxmonkey • Jan 18, 2010 at 4:46 am
woooo GO AVATAR!!!
5 iwantorlando05 • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:37 am
That Mel Gibson jab was PERFECTION!!!
6 Marenqo • Jan 18, 2010 at 6:34 am
Gervais is amazing, Brits have best humor in the world
7 IBeCapone • Jan 18, 2010 at 6:47 am
Avatar FTW!
8 VickiGru • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:58 am
the angelina jolie joke was hilarious..
9 queenzakiya91 • Jan 18, 2010 at 9:22 am
haha i love him!
10 twilightxxfreak77 • Jan 18, 2010 at 12:54 pm
OMG he looks exactly like a teacher in my school!
11 brucas333 • Jan 18, 2010 at 1:10 pm
COMPLETELY!!! lol
12 8182570 • Jan 18, 2010 at 1:29 pm
omg he was TOO Funny! He did a great job!
13 Victorian9322 • Jan 18, 2010 at 1:44 pm
what did he say
14 mankymonkey21 • Jan 18, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Ricky’s Mel Gibson joke was brilliant, but I felt a bit bad for Paul…
15 Richie77777 • Jan 18, 2010 at 4:12 pm
How well known is Ricky Gervais in the States?
16 Richie77777 • Jan 18, 2010 at 4:12 pm
How well known is Ricky Gervais in the States?
17 GimbleTheWizard • Jan 18, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Hilarious!
18 GimbleTheWizard • Jan 18, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Hilarious!
19 zuckerkane • Jan 18, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I love this guy. And he seems to have lost some weight.
20 nupse • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm
hosting as it oughta be
21 innit27 • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm
it took big balls to do that. mel took it on the chin.
22 Vattenlilja • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:07 pm
@Richie77777: I was wondering the same thing.
23 Plusse • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:13 pm
@Richie77777 In short, not nearly as well as he should be, but that’s changing quickly, I think.
24 kellycats • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:16 pm
I missed the golden globes. Does any one know where I can watch the whole thing?
25 SeamusMuldoon • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Gervais = genius
26 eddievision • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:30 pm
The Yanks take the award show too seriously and sucking up to one another, Ricky played it as it should be just a good laugh for people who are just entertainers after all and if they can’t laugh at themselves we certainly can the pretentious lot should be grateful for the life they lead.
27 Plusse • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:30 pm
@Vattenlilja & Richie:
Ok since you both asked, in my experience, not many people here even know about the UK “Office”, & few of those that do prefer it, or even appreciate it. “Extras” ran on HBO, & they even localized some of the jokes, but sadly it too seems little known. His latest standup also ran on HBO, but I don’t know how it was received.
I don’t know how well “Ghost Town” or TIOL did, but it’s safe to say they weren’t blockbusters.
Something’s getting him some exposure, though.
28 jacksy1980 • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:32 pm
@Richie77777 Very…wrote and starred in the simpsons, the office is there, his movies, extras, all his presentations at the award shows where he alwasy gets a laugh. And his many talk show interviews. He’s done well for himself.
29 jacksy1980 • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:32 pm
@Richie77777 Very…wrote and starred in the simpsons, the office is there, his movies, extras, all his presentations at the award shows where he alwasy gets a laugh. And his many talk show interviews. He’s done well for himself.
30 murpy • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Ahhh i love ricky gervais he is absolutely amazing haha
31 murpy • Jan 18, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Ahhh i love ricky gervais he is absolutely amazing haha
32 callaghan173 • Jan 18, 2010 at 6:07 pm
sky movies are repeating it and i belive someone has uploaded it to youtube and surf the channel
33 lezzabo • Jan 18, 2010 at 6:19 pm
@Plusse The Office was the most successful British Comedy of all time, and he co-wrote the US one! He also holds the record for the fastest-selling stand-up tour. He’s getting exposure because he’s good.
34 lezzabo • Jan 18, 2010 at 6:19 pm
@Plusse The Office was the most successful British Comedy of all time, and he co-wrote the US one! He also holds the record for the fastest-selling stand-up tour. He’s getting exposure because he’s good.
35 anilsuer90 • Jan 18, 2010 at 6:38 pm
He is quite known.. not a steve carell of course but yea ..
lol
36 Plusse • Jan 18, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Their question was, how well is Ricky known in the US. I was simply saying that in terms of mass mindshare, he hasn’t quite broken through here, yet.
He’s been good for years, but most of the US doesn’t know it.
37 spinner72 • Jan 18, 2010 at 6:48 pm
What’s often overlooked when regarding Ricky’s popularity worldwide is his Podcasts. The most downloaded of all time by miles, they are responsible for a massive percentage of his following yet surprising amounts of his “TV fans” don;t know his internet work even exists.
Fact is, he’s getting jobs like the Golden Globes because he is (rightfully) a star in the acting/hollywood etc community.
38 CathRun08 • Jan 18, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Freakin’ brilliant. A bit too good for the Golden Globes if you ask me. Except for a few clever ones, those empty headed twits just sat there with frozen smiles on their faces for the most part. I think he is too subtle for us in the States. We’re used to Jim Carrey’s hyperness.
39 spennathser • Jan 18, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Very funny especially the “I like a drink as much as the next man… unless of course that next man is Mel Gibson”.
40 Elochai1 • Jan 18, 2010 at 7:45 pm
@lezzabo The Office is no were near the most succesful British Comedy of all time im afraid , it was cancelled because of low ratings but has had some sucess afterwards
41 tommyclarkson123 • Jan 18, 2010 at 7:51 pm
how is he funny, and the office was that shit, it came free in the daily mirror, now if that aint shit i don’t no what is
42 tommyclarkson123 • Jan 18, 2010 at 7:51 pm
how is he funny, and the office was that shit, it came free in the daily mirror, now if that aint shit i don’t no what is
43 tommyclarkson123 • Jan 18, 2010 at 7:51 pm
how is he funny, and the office was that shit, it came free in the daily mirror, now if that aint shit i don’t no what is
44 WhenWeWereKings100 • Jan 18, 2010 at 7:54 pm
he is brilliant
45 rogelead • Jan 18, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Are you watching the american version? You are arnt you…
46 rogelead • Jan 18, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Are you watching the american version? You are arnt you…
47 tenni1234 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:05 pm
hahahahah BRILLIANT
48 waqman • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Cancelled? Are you an idiot? He chose to make it 12 episodes. US Office fanboys. Idiots.
49 waqman • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Cancelled? Are you an idiot? He chose to make it 12 episodes. US Office fanboys. Idiots.
50 waqman • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:09 pm
his podcasts are amazing. Probably the best thing he’s involved in, which is saying a lot.
51 01000001011100100111 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Do you enjoy making things up to try and win internet arguments?
52 Elochai1 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:25 pm
@01000001011100100111 well actually I havn’t made anything up and it wasn’t an argument , do you enjoy asking moronic questions to start arguments? if so well done you
53 cayenne212 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:33 pm
@ Richie77777
Seriously? Ricky Gervais is VERY Famous in here or they wouldn’t have asked him to host the Golden Globes
I’ve known who he is since 2000/2001ish whenever the first series of ‘The Office’ came out on DVD. As soon as I watched it… I knew if he came over here he was going straight to the top of the A List of celebrities. And I was right. He was HILARIOUS last night! Everybody is talking about how funny he was today!
54 cayenne212 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:35 pm
@ zuckerkane
He did – I noticed that too when they were showing the commericals advertising that he was hosting the Golden Globes. I was shocked. I was like “Wow, he lost a lot of weight”.
55 cayenne212 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:36 pm
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!
56 maevee19 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:37 pm
absolutely hilarious
57 cayenne212 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:41 pm
@Plusse
I’m sorry, but I disagree with you. Ricky Gervais is considered VERY famous here in the States. I happened to work on Ghost Town, and it did ok at the box office. Most films have a short shelf-life in theatres these days because everyone waits for everything to come out on DVD. Usually Americans only go to the movies for something like “Avatar” or something their home theatre system can’t handle. Maybe ppl in Iowa don’t know him as well, but New York’ers know him VERY well!
58 cayenne212 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:45 pm
@CathRun08
Could it also be that everyone was on pins and needles waiting to see if they or their friend/family was going to win or not. People are always very stiff at these ego competitions. Especially at the Golden Globes and the Oscars. Also, they have to stay sober until after the ceremony (Unless you’re Mariah Carey)
59 DudeSpectre • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:50 pm
No, you didn’t make it up however you did display a wonderful amount of ignorance. Well done.
60 cookieyeah1 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:52 pm
I still cant believe all the reviewers are saying he bombed? Strange. Well I spose these are the same people that thought Avatar was gonna bomb too!
61 chicklet65 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:55 pm
If it were not for Ricky Gervais, the Golden Globes would have been very boring. I only wish he got more air time. He is sooo funny!
62 VickiGru • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:56 pm
“Actors arent just loved here in Hollywood, theyre loved the world over, because theyre recognizable.
You can be in the Third World, and you get a glimpse of a Hollywood star, and it makes you feel better. You can be a little child, a little Asian child, with no possessions, no money – but you see a picture of Angelina Jolie and you think, Mummy!
63 cayenne212 • Jan 18, 2010 at 8:59 pm
@chicklet65
That’s what I’m talking about!!! Ricky Gervais is the ONLY reason I watched last night. Otherwise, I would have watched “Desperate Housewives”.
64 cayenne212 • Jan 18, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Who said he bombed? I’ve been hearing the complete opposite all day. TMZ, Extra, Access Hollywood and E! have all said he was refreshing and extremely funny. Everyone loved how he was teasing.
65 slannmage • Jan 18, 2010 at 9:06 pm
The problem was that he barely hosted the event, you saw him a few times and that is about it. I mean in the UK at least when someone hosts, you see them a lot throughout the show. He was funny when you saw him but like most the time… where was he?
66 cookieyeah1 • Jan 18, 2010 at 9:11 pm
I know its strange but true. Search for Ricky Gervais at the golden globes and you will see what I mean. Loads of negative reviews. I thought he was awesome.
67 craigybaby10101 • Jan 18, 2010 at 9:26 pm
i wouldnt have bothered watching if Rciyk wasnt hosting tbh
68 THE1FuzzyGoddess • Jan 18, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Well, it’s important to have enough money so that he doesn’t have to worry when he’s *not* invited to host them next year.
69 pommedede • Jan 18, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Ricky Gervais was awesome! Love his wit and humor. I wished he had more screen time (probably couldn’t so they could keep the show ending on time). Looks like everyone in the audience had a good laugh. Loved how he wasn’t afraid to offend anyone at their expense. He was an equal opportunity offender. Ricky, you’re my hero!
70 elanarab • Jan 18, 2010 at 10:09 pm
@pommedede Agree!!!!!!!!!!!
71 gdfjf1 • Jan 18, 2010 at 10:11 pm
RICKEE!
72 Plusse • Jan 18, 2010 at 10:14 pm
To you he seems very famous in the States because you live in New York. In what I consider to be reality, relative to both to how famous I think he deserves to be here, & other ‘famous’ people, he’s not that well known.
I’m talking out of all sentient, TV/PC owning residents of the US. If we’re talking out of all entertainment/comedy buffs, I’d say he’s quite well known here.
I could be wrong on either count.
73 01000001011100100111 • Jan 18, 2010 at 10:17 pm
The Office wasn’t cancelled due to low ratings, like I said, you made that up.
74 Bassz • Jan 18, 2010 at 10:25 pm
The UK version and the US ones are really different, and I was glad that the UK version was short but sweet. The UK version definitely was not canceled.
75 Bassz • Jan 18, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Is, not was
76 PlanetClaireDeluxe • Jan 18, 2010 at 10:58 pm
he’s very famous in tennessee. last time i checked we weren’t living under rocks but just to be safe i’ll check again in the morning.
77 Picardy • Jan 18, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Big deal. So he said some honest things. Mainstream media pretending that this was shocking is all a farce. I only wish he would have been more honest about these self congratulalory awards. In the words of David Brent “pathetic”. Gervais only skimmed the ice tip of the iceberg. Congrats to him though.
78 Nonbelieverification • Jan 18, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Ricky is a legend!! Hahahaha…taking the piss out of all those celebs!ROFL!! Like a real Brit he also isn’t affraid of ridiculing himself. Awesome!!
79 briishspy • Jan 18, 2010 at 11:23 pm
i’m a ricky gervais fan but i’ve got to be honest, i didn’t find his jokes at the emys funny.
he’s sold his sole a bit here, i think he does best with less pressure on him. i’ve allways found his podcasts with karl and steve his best work where theres no pressure,
80 jewelrox • Jan 18, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Good on ya Ricky. A great performance! And of course Mel Gibson wouldnt mind! He grew up in australia and we have the best sense of humour in the world
81 EilertPilarmDM • Jan 18, 2010 at 11:36 pm
R. Gervais brought all his brills skills and made an otherwise boring self-flaggelating-yet-another-awards-show worth the DVR’ing.
He has no comedic fear and God bless him for that.
I know, he’s an atheist.
82 dprn2901 • Jan 18, 2010 at 11:43 pm
if he hosted the emmys he would be on every 5 mins, i think its just the way the golden globes are structured… wat a shame to waste talent like Ricky ,
83 crazychick84 • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:07 am
you have the best sense of humour in the world – after us Brits… lol
84 MrTraintracks • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:19 am
i dont get the end joke with mel gibson, hows that a diss ?
85 7StoryMagnet • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:22 am
@MrTraintracks a few years back, mel was picked up for drunk driving and booked by the police
the police report said he was making sexist remarks to the female officer and anti-jewish remarks so they’re teasing him about his drinking problem
86 00000Dean00000 • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:25 am
@MrTraintracks Mel Gibson has a serious drinking problem
87 acledmaiden • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:36 am
so do the welsh aswell mate. XD
88 myboomstick • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:46 am
this is why i <3 ricky gervais xD
YOU HAVIN’ A LARF?!
89 Gemalyse • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:47 am
what a legend.
90 WORLDfromWORLD • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:59 am
@MrTraintracks
Mel was a alcoholic.
91 JAMamation • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:12 am
Ricky is a legend and did a great job!
92 lxvlx • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:16 am
@mrtrain, Mel be an alkie.
93 THEAXEMANSLAIR • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:22 am
Is it me or does Ricky Gervais have fangs? Short shithead he be.
94 radiohock • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:30 am
brilliant, the actors “just better than ordinary people” joke was hilarious, and very clever. and that mel gibson joke was fantastic, I wonder how things went backstage after that.
95 Nautilus1972 • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:50 am
The most over-rated comedian in the world. One alcoholic slagging off somebody who’s already admitted they’re an alcoholic isn’t funny. It’s ironic. You fat twat.
96 weenyone • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:03 am
Overated? comedian? Never. He taken great pleasure in taking the proverbial p**s out of *the cult of celebrity* including himself. Irony is something that one Thai farmer just don’t get. I am sure that many of the stars actually enjoyed being part of a show that wasn’t so predictable.
97 philipho188 • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:14 am
Mel Gibson!! Good one!
98 90902322 • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:20 am
The best comedian in the world.
99 Lockhart2000 • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:30 am
Is it just me or does Pierce Bosnan come of like a complete tool? Did Gervais say something about him?
100 XioNilrem • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:44 am
@Nautilus1972 Sorry, most overrated comedian in the world is held not by Garvais, but by Dane Cook.
101 natmanprime • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:53 am
@Lockhart2000 looooool
what’s brosnan getting flamed for???!!?
he was just like, sitting there laughing???
shit!!!
brosnan be like, “loool..wut?”
i love it
102 NornIronLegends • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:25 am
Unfunny Bastard. He does the kind of comedy your embarassing dad would do.
103 genesis2k • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:38 am
im surprised the yanks got any of the jokes
104 PhillipCagwin947 • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:01 am
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105 zpra024 • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:03 am
@Nautilus1972
When was Gervais an alcoholic? You just made that up! Well done. And the Gibson joke was delivered perfectly. I think you can see that it was funny, despite what you say, by the audience’s reaction.
106 atothej2009 • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:10 am
he’s a brilliant host, a very funny man, and the golden globes are lucky to have him.
107 danwarb1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:10 am
Your dad must be hilarious.
108 PinPineryy • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:29 am
Brilliant.
109 NornIronLegends • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:23 am
I was waiting for that lol Ricky is funny
110 Duoed • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:30 am
Ricky Gervais is a legend. The people’s comedian.
111 RampantEyeballs • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:31 am
Want to listen to Gervais not inane commentary. You suck.
112 MovieNewUnbelievable • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:33 am
he ownz them STUPID JEW AMERICANS HAHAH!
113 Scaredbusiness • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:44 am
Ricky Gervais – what a total legend. It didn’t show the Angelina Jolie gag on this showing – find it – v funny and the audience went very edgy – brilliant!
114 floobadoo • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:44 am
im not american and i saw dave cook, i cudnt actually believe the audience was laughing, i was in shock, do any americans actually find him funny?
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116 christian199212 • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:53 am
British wit living things up
117 ramies37 • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:53 am
so the lil english toad told a few truths it aint comedy
118 david67891 • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:05 am
not that funny but good to give those stupid celebrities with their inflated egos a bashing
119 LaileB22 • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:11 am
balls
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121 theraven1563 • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:18 am
absolutely hilarious and brave,some did see the humour though. most importantant people on the planet..actors! what a gem.
122 eddplant • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:19 am
Lmfao, what a link!
123 daymz74 • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:33 am
Great work Ricky… I hope that total cock Harry Connick Jr doesn’t see it. He wouldn’t know humour if it bit him on the arse… Like a lot of his idiot countrymen! Keep stickin it to em Pommies n Aussies…
124 evansonuk • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:37 am
or maybe even Dane Cook…i agree though, he is terrible. I like Andy Samberg and his crew, they”re funny sh!t
125 Iwatchedyourvideo • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:41 am
I don’t think any of his newer stuff is funny…
126 Jerraph • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:49 am
‘I like a drink as much as the next man…’
I think Ricky’s earnt his knighthood with that gag. Brilliant!
127 Hypster123 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:05 am
mel gibson..LMAOOOOOOO
128 NzerinOz • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:10 am
Ricky has got to be the most famous comedian on the planet right now. And rightly so.
129 Zeeb7v • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:13 am
That was horrible lol give up Ricky.
130 Zeeb7v • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:13 am
That was horrible lol give up Ricky.
131 Naffie09 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:19 am
Aye, there’s no need for insults man.
132 daddyschlong14 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:25 am
There was a part not show on this where he makes a joke about having a penis reduction and Morgan Freeman did NOT look impressed!
133 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:30 am
Tis’ true. I’m from America and i’m calling an English comedian fat, because, well… he is.
You got a fair share of American’s in your favorites as well.
134 SupremeSoulFTW • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:32 am
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Get off the stage!
135 chris11689 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:32 am
so he’s fat, he’s a fantastic comedian.
yeah, i like American comedians, but i don’t run my mouth when it’s uncalled for
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137 nsfk89 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:51 am
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138 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:06 am
Don’t forget Australia!
139 NzerinOz • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:13 am
Shame no one will see it (>^(>*.*)
140 samg0718 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:14 am
haha yeah. He trying not to laugh.
141 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:16 am
You’re mom
142 GordonUK06 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:24 am
I have a 2006 account, why would you want to swap it though :S
143 seany505 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:24 am
ricky gervais is the god of comedians
144 11wombats • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:24 am
I’m not surprised you think Ricky isn’t funny when you’re still saying “your mom”
145 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:27 am
Nice job blocking me, douche.
146 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:29 am
:’(
147 chanceie12 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:29 am
Dude , he isnt taking the piss out of australia because he took the micky out of mel gibson ?? what an idiot you are..
so your saying because ricky gervais made a joke about mel gilbson he is taking the piss out of the whole of australia now , get a life.
148 mixindave1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:33 am
lol in the uk he isnt even that funny, you americans think paint drying is funny
149 TimClarkMagic • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:34 am
@mixindave1 well thats aload of bollocks
150 mixindave1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:35 am
@craigferyahh your 22 right? i bet your a virgin too.
151 NzerinOz • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:36 am
I blocked you too craig. You’re a troll. Please stop messaging me.
152 latitudehopper • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:41 am
YOU’RE not YOUR
153 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:43 am
But… I never messaged you. YOU messaged ME.
Now get off mah jock.
154 NzerinOz • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:43 am
Oh way to go spelling nazi.
155 tuomasqw • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:44 am
Wonderful mister Gervais! In the Oscars Stephen should be peresenter with Ricky. That could be Show of the century.
He totally renewing our culture, but people can’t see it yet. Later on this time will be remembed as turning point as Shakespeare did in his time.
156 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:44 am
I get bitches like err day, son!
157 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:44 am
I get bitches like err day, son!
158 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
Goddamn, someone’s PMSing.
159 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
Goddamn, someone’s PMSing.
160 NzerinOz • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
I wonder if craig is Afro American. Or if he’s just trying to sound like one. He sounds like a racist. Good night mate.
161 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:51 am
I am a white male, g’night
162 YouSmelikeFannyJuice • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:57 am
not gonna lie craig, your comments had me laughing.
163 nsfk89 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:58 am
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164 latitudehopper • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:01 am
I love the way you get thumbs down points for giving a crap about the English language on youtube. Either the world has stopped caring or the population of youtube is on average 12 years old.
165 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:05 am
haha
166 conoriskool • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:07 am
ha good stuff
167 latitudehopper • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:23 am
Thumbs up. I just wish YouTube was restricted to actual comments rather than petty disputes between pre-pubescent angry little children. So, in order to not be a hypocrite – I have never thought Gervais was funny but it is great seeing all of the shock expressed in the stuffy faces of the actors.
168 Shera701 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:28 am
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169 harmyk1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:30 am
LMAOOOO, HAHAHHA
170 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:31 am
What sad individuals you are.
171 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:33 am
Thanks for the shout out
172 mike2k28 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:36 am
ricky gervais you dunce
173 1asbo • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:37 am
I hate that tw@t
174 1asbo • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:38 am
Ricky your not funny
175 dancinman77 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:44 am
There is no accounting for taste.Those of you who dont think Ricky is funny probably like Chubby Brown.You see you have to be of a certain intelligence to fully appreciate Rickys humour,and he hasnt gotten all the success and awards from being banal.
176 CallXenaWarrior • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:47 am
I like it when steven carell said ‘I will break you’ to ricky
177 zpra024 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:48 am
No problem there little buddy! Try a bit harder and YOUR mum will be proud!
178 TheSchmidty01 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:52 am
Agreed. He bomb’s at every award show’s.
179 Hoohaaboo • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:58 am
You mean “you’re”.
180 MikefromMadrid • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:58 am
havent got a clue who he us
181 RagdollDude • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:59 am
Damn why is it I miss the one good awards show. Guy is a legend.
182 otisian8 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:05 am
legend
183 elmateeeo • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:16 am
its strange hes doing well in the states as his comedy relies on people being able to laugh at themselves the english can do that the americans arent to good at it
184 MenCap7 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:17 am
is there any more footage about? I heard the american press didnt like him? he must have been amazing!
185 spiros11386 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:25 am
cought a bit of the show last night when it aired in greece, i gotta say he was great, i mostly just saw the beginning though. awards are so boring elitist and arrogant. but cheers ricky
186 Vellont • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:25 am
Lu Su is the EXTREME LEGEND!!! His plans are dark and inpenetrable as night, and when he moves he falls like a thunderbolt. An impenetrable fortress, an immovable object, Lu Su!
187 pengodapenguin • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:29 am
Ricky made the show awkward.. pure win.
188 TheSpellingPoliceman • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:33 am
Thank you.
189 heathaar1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:35 am
can someone explain the mel gibson joke?
190 lambournledge • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:35 am
what an idiot
191 DeaconJF1ash • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:39 am
he was arrested a little while back bc of being drunk i believe
192 ryanoballs • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:39 am
mel gibson was or is an alcoholic.
193 heathaar1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:44 am
i seee! cheers
194 CathRun08 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:46 am
Yes. And you think Dame Edna is a riot.
195 CathRun08 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:47 am
Morgan Freeman didn’t understand it. He was too busy thinking about his pregnant girlfriend/granddaughter.
196 CathRun08 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:50 am
Mariah Carey…whole other topic.
Her breasts in that dress reminded me of Vaseline smeared on overfilled waterballoons or swollen cow udders.
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198 Nogert • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:51 am
anyone know where you can watch the golden globes, or atleast all ricky’s parts?
199 IllyrianWarrior88 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:02 pm
finally some actor not acting like a kissass.
200 IllyrianWarrior88 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:02 pm
finally some actor not acting like a kissass.
201 Jono0Ash • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Basically he was joking that Mel Gibson drinks a tad to much.
202 Jono0Ash • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Basically he was joking that Mel Gibson drinks a tad to much.
203 Kirstyyyy1993 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Haha Love this especially when he says “on a serious note just looking at all the faces reminds me of all the great work done my cosmetic surgeons” Something liike that! haha love hiim x
204 Kirstyyyy1993 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Haha Love this especially when he says “on a serious note just looking at all the faces reminds me of all the great work done my cosmetic surgeons” Something liike that! haha love hiim x
205 purplej43 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:17 pm
wooooooooooooooooo ricky…go boy yeeeeeeeeeeeehah xxxx
206 purplej43 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:17 pm
wooooooooooooooooo ricky…go boy yeeeeeeeeeeeehah xxxx
207 RajmanGamingHD • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:28 pm
This is whats needed…honest presenter being himself, not a puppet! Gervais was awesome
208 RajmanGamingHD • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:28 pm
This is whats needed…honest presenter being himself, not a puppet! Gervais was awesome
209 goodgodzilla • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:32 pm
That’s given me wood, more please! lol.
210 goodgodzilla • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:32 pm
That’s given me wood, more please! lol.
211 simolui • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:33 pm
actors just actors.. so true i bet his looking at thems thinking pathetic u r pathetic….(they f..g are)
212 simolui • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:33 pm
actors just actors.. so true i bet his looking at thems thinking pathetic u r pathetic….(they f..g are)
213 Carrie3840 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:34 pm
He’s hilarious!!!LOL
214 backofthegibbin • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm
ah jeez thanks that’s so kind of you to enlighten us. I was at a complete loss before I saw your comment.
215 Haminator999 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm
lol
216 Haminator999 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm
lol
217 gunot2010 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:44 pm
britain rules!
218 blackpearlprincess • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:48 pm
I dont see what all the fuss is about. Thats what Ricky does as a comedian! He takes the mick out of people all the time and its damn funny!!!
219 1asbo • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Dancinman77 so you see yourself as being clever LOL
As for Roy chuddy Brown no thanks
More like Lee Evans thanks
220 Lambchop2701 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:57 pm
I think thats why we Brits love the Aussies precisely because of our shared sense of humour!
221 Lambchop2701 • Jan 19, 2010 at 12:57 pm
I think thats why we Brits love the Aussies precisely because of our shared sense of humour!
222 millball • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:00 pm
…until its you
223 millball • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:00 pm
…until its you
224 andrejpwalker • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Love it!!!! Well done Ricky!
225 andrejpwalker • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Love it!!!! Well done Ricky!
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228 adamb0000 • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:10 pm
classic one line Gervais – show those americans how its really done ツ
229 No1TwilightFan1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:28 pm
I love him!
SO funny!
230 Goklayeh • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm
He was drinking his own urine
231 lDavinal • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Funny as hell!
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233 truetalent86 • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:51 pm
he was a bit of an alcoholic!
234 Bigturns33 • Jan 19, 2010 at 1:54 pm
hes an alcholic and or well… has had problems drinking.
235 lol508225 • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm
haha ur crappy american show got completely owned by a BRITISH comedian coz BRITSH ppl r the BEST
236 Wikipediot • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm
americans love to brit bash….
237 john6times • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:06 pm
America pull of some excellent movies, but the comedy can be left to us Brits in my opinion. You gotta admit, he is a comedy genius. Dry, British humour is so good.
238 no123girl • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Rick rocks..Pierce Bronson looked like he was appauled — but he’s a wuss anyway — Ricky Rocks and so did Robert Downey Jr. for NOT kissing these ACTORS asses…
239 tiagoguedestube • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm
british humor´s the best
240 KelseyBDJ • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Hahauh True Comedy!!
241 mixindave1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:26 pm
lee evans now thats something funny. legend of stand up.
242 mightymike60 • Jan 19, 2010 at 2:43 pm
pug
243 mslc29 • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:14 pm
agree! He was great
244 GreenLava09 • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:21 pm
lee evans is alright, but peter kay is hilarious
245 amalgamgum • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Steve Carell sucks; Ricky Gervais is a comedic genius.
246 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Fat, arrogant, obnoxious, rude ill-mannered,UN-funny c*nt.
I’m not trolling, I’m just speaking the truth.
247 FISHGOMOO4321 • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:50 pm
You’re clearly american.
248 lycan22 • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:54 pm
sentry vs Thor vs bor vs dark avenger
249 2006dilj • Jan 19, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Thats whats the matter with americans, they can’t laugh at themselves, and treat celebs like gods, at least british celebs can have a laugh at themseleves and not take themselves too seriously
250 jr88881 • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Now now, calm, people!
Hungry4Film just talks about him/herself there
251 leroi01 • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Lol this guy’s too funny!
252 Dyintryin • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:26 pm
@amalgamgum I totally agree. The american office is hopeless. but they are taking too much of the credit for what gervais and merchant GAVE them. just another case of the yanks trying to rule the planet!!
253 marcingrochala1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Ej jesli ktos z Polakow oglada – 0:58 po lewej jest panna Bachleda -Curus.
254 merlin999999 • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:30 pm
COME ON GUYS lets drop this american v british nonsense. if someone or something its funny its funny end of. besides laurel and hardy were half american half british so its the perfect team anyways. we brits LOVe loads of american comiccomic actors; ferrell, williams, prior, hicks, jack lemmon, cosby, murphy, larry david, seinfeld, mel brooks, ben stiller, walter matthau, harold lloyd, owen wilson, vince vaughan, ted danson, steve martin robin williams , martin etc are genuinely lovely people.
255 mrfalcon6666 • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:32 pm
this guy sucks ; and that accent sounds yuck
256 marcingrochala1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I think they either discussed this joke before or Mel didn’t know about that. He must have been 1000 degrees boiling inside, wishing to dissapear.
257 BulletRaven • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Those are his most hilarious qualities
258 eyewoodsay • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:39 pm
pat on the back….givin …the chosen ones…a bit of stick…sure they laughed as they got into their limosines 2 head back 2 their ivory towers….id love 2 shout….rubbish!! at a movie star….some one like pierce brosnon or nicholas cage…wood be fun
259 amalgamgum • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Well, I’m a “yank,” but ya.
260 drummerjim • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:51 pm
What an utter legend.
261 kane1914 • Jan 19, 2010 at 4:53 pm
excellent, funny like me…british !!!
262 TheNationofTrance • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:03 pm
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263 aroundtheworlda • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Ricky Gervais is the funniest person on this planet
264 aroundtheworlda • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Ricky Gervais is the funniest person on this planet
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268 Bouncybon • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:26 pm
OK I’m English and I don’t like Ricky Gervais. He’s a conceited little man who thinks he’s going straight to the top. Wrong. What he’s good at ……he’s already done.
269 Bouncybon • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:26 pm
OK I’m English and I don’t like Ricky Gervais. He’s a conceited little man who thinks he’s going straight to the top. Wrong. What he’s good at ……he’s already done.
270 Bouncybon • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:26 pm
OK I’m English and I don’t like Ricky Gervais. He’s a conceited little man who thinks he’s going straight to the top. Wrong. What he’s good at ……he’s already done.
271 Dave92h • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:31 pm
ok: no ricky gervais does not suck, he is probably one of the funniest comedians alive, and tell me have you actually watched any of his shows like the office or extras?
272 badajozb • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I’m afraid he doesn’t think it, he’s done it, he’s at the top! My opinion though is he’s hillarious at doing this kinda thing!
273 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Actually, I am English. And I know that Ricky Gervais is from Reading, a spawning place for scum like him. Don’t hate me for speaking my mind. Try opening up yours. Don’t hate anymore, you’ll just look pathetic.
274 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Well, if those are his best, then he’s in trouble.
Don’t hate me for speaking my mind.
275 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Well, if those are his best, then he’s in trouble.
Don’t hate me for speaking my mind.
276 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Thank you very much. SOMEONE who gets me. EVERYONE is entitled to an opinion. I’m just expressing mine.
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277 BulletRaven • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:37 pm
No hate going on, it’s an acquired taste
278 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:43 pm
And he wasn’t even that good at that. Am I right fellow intelligible Englishman?
279 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:43 pm
And he wasn’t even that good at that. Am I right fellow intelligible Englishman?
280 BeastSynthesis • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:44 pm
so it’s okay for you to hate but not him? and if he does, he looks pathetic?
281 BeastSynthesis • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:44 pm
so it’s okay for you to hate but not him? and if he does, he looks pathetic?
282 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Thank God you’re not another flame-war starter. You are a blueprint for opinionated YouTubers.
283 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Thank God you’re not another flame-war starter. You are a blueprint for opinionated YouTubers.
284 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I’m not hating, I’m pointing out what he is. Don’t hate me for expressing my opinion.
285 Hungry4Film • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I’m not hating, I’m pointing out what he is. Don’t hate me for expressing my opinion.
286 TheSnotrag2009 • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:48 pm
gervais is such a cheeky shit lol. mel gibson gag hilarious
287 TheSnotrag2009 • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:48 pm
gervais is such a cheeky shit lol. mel gibson gag hilarious
288 mightym2 • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:52 pm
He’s a smartass, but he’s a funny smartass.
289 NosebIeed • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:52 pm
isit just me or was that vid really quiet
290 kingharris22 • Jan 19, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Im English and dont like Gervais, thinks he’s bigger than he is. Dont see the hype in the Office or him, though the Gibson joke was pretty good.
291 Sebakachilliman • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:04 pm
OMG. mel gibson dig. lol
292 coldfusion1970 • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:14 pm
I think its the best think Ricky has done since The Office (i never got into Extras).
293 xredmannequinx • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:41 pm
him and that obnoxious queen russell brand should go back to britain.
294 Orangeapple247 • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:44 pm
@xredmannequinx That’s ok. You can keep them
295 muntsHIPPOP93 • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:45 pm
every1 plz look at my vid
296 xredmannequinx • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:52 pm
@Orangeapple247 nah. we already have too many brits here.
297 xILambyIx • Jan 19, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Gervais is funny.
298 w35t51d369 • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:01 pm
@xredmannequinx just shows america doesnt have every good comedian.
299 HARDCORE1GUY • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Ricky is so funny and I am proud of him being British he is great
300 xredmannequinx • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:14 pm
@w35t51d369 well, america has a different taste in humor than in the uk. we like ours vulgar and edgy like eddie murphy back in the 80s, richard prior, dave chapelle, dane cook and so on. British comedians tend to be more sarcastic and witty and we just dont get that.
301 athleticguyUK • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Ricky is good when hes in Britain but his work in America isnt so great.He has to make it more simple for Americans to understand. Alot of British comics say the same thing,u cant use to many big words and keep the jokes short or they lose track and get confused.
Deffo need an I.Q for British comedy.
302 w35t51d369 • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:26 pm
chris tucker and eddie murphy are the only comedians i like that are american.
303 MsLisaSimpson • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:32 pm
I second that, rick’s a realist in la’la.. land!
Just keep taking the cash Ricky boy ….
you just come home soon my son….
304 MsLisaSimpson • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:34 pm
you gotta add chris rock ….
305 xredmannequinx • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:35 pm
@athleticguyUK im really sick of these pompous intellectual brit douche bags like you. comedy is suppose to be funny not a test of how smart you are. iq has nothing to do with it. your just one of those morons that rely on stereotypes you see on tv, which most are american made.
306 njg12345678 • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I’m an American and Ricky was hilarious. I wish he could have had more time. I dug him on The Office (British) and now I want to get his DVD.
There is a definite difference between American and British humor, so many Americans love British comedies (think Monty Python).
307 xredmannequinx • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:43 pm
he looks like alec baldwin’s fat, retarted twin brother with bad teeth.
308 amillionminutes • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Most British humor seems silly to me. Now i cry and go to Eugene for the nearest major pavilion or well known landmark
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310 beckymitchell2101 • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm
ricky gervais is briliant! and i do agree with @althleticguyUK when he says good comedy requires a decent IQ. coz the best jokes really are the ones you need to think about!!
311 xredmannequinx • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm
@acekingie o god how did you know?
312 s00059503 • Jan 19, 2010 at 7:51 pm
I like how when he takes a drink at 0:57 they cut to the irish guy in the audience
313 pthompson2010 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:00 pm
on a completely different topic, elections are coming up and I’m sure you’ve never heard of a guy campaigning like this before, I’d appreciate you checking out my vid for it on my page
314 jumhed • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:01 pm
I agree. Funny is funny. People go on and on about Monty Python, but the fact is most of it (barring Life of Brian and Holy Grail) was shit.
315 Gold13n13gg • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:02 pm
It was just bad comedy – the jokes were so predictable and repetitive. Their just easy jokes it was mainly shock humour. Very stale
316 Nikon05 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:06 pm
yeah i noticed that too. haha.
317 cayenne212 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:09 pm
That’s why it’s so funny. Ricky said on the red carpet: “It’s live… what are they going to do?”
318 chanceie12 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:13 pm
I almost chocked on my drink when he said that , so funny … just look at the celebs reaction aswell , says it all …
critics? the only critics are the every day people at home watching entertainment and he bought it ..
10/10
319 arigato2004 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Ricky’s a man of the people with one of the keenest observational comedy styles of his generation. I’ve always found his work interesting and funny. The timing and delivery of the MG joke was immense.
Comedy is comedy … it transcends nationality. I don’t judge performers on where they were born.
320 EchelonWeb • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:22 pm
I don’t know who that guy is in the audience but he needs to have a smoke and calm down jesus…why did he do all those elaborate hand movements…seemed to say’ I feel sick, I will snap you like a twig, and i am watching you all in one mashup gesture
Anyway I do like Ricky Gervais, especially his older sketches that i’ve seen…ie ‘animals + politics…but to be honest i wasn’t feeling much humour in his performance here..i will watch the whole show see how that pans out
321 VigorPhoenix • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:26 pm
lucas is in the front at :32
322 amancalledfitz • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Ricky Gervais always takes a jab at steve carrell. It’s happened a few times now. It’s an ongoing gag that they’re both in on.
323 cayenne212 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Oh yeah? Well, us Americans LOVE people like: Nicholas Lyndhurst, Ardal O’Hanlan (I know he’s Irish) Dylan Moran (I know, he’s Irish too) Bill Bailey, Steve Frost, Simon Pegg, Jack Davenport, Lenny Henry (that’s right, I can name a funny black BRITISH guy when Andy Millman couldn’t) Paul Merton, Josie Lawrence, Dawn French (LOVE HER!) Jennifer Saunders, Clive Anderson, John Cleese, Hugh Dennis, Alan Parsons, Stephan Fry, Eric Idle, Tony Slattery, Richard Vranch etc are the funniest ppl on Earth
324 dkrto • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:42 pm
@arigato2004 but not language…
325 cayenne212 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm
Me too, I’m a “yank” but agree. We always steal from the Britsh…. what shows have the English stolen from us? Seriously. You don’t see the BBC wasting their money making a remake of “Friends” or “Will & Grace”. There’s your proof. Thank you England for all the hilarious comedy you have given the world!
326 PetaBaines • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm
Echelonweb the guy in the audience making those hand gestures is the guy from “The office – an american workplace” He is joking around as he is the american version of david brent aka ricky gervais!!
327 cayenne212 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:46 pm
I noticed that about Pierce too. But did you notice Bill Paxton (Big Love) almost fell out of his seat laughing when Ricky said that?
328 cayenne212 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Hey, I’m with you and I’m a “yank” – we can’t even touch you guys when it come to humor. I don’t even watch American comedies anymore because we haven’t had a slightly decent comedy in this country since “Seinfeld”. I buy all my Comedies from the UK and have a region-free DVD player. UK also has the best crime/police dramas too!
329 cayenne212 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:49 pm
no we don’t! At least, I don’t! I LOVE British programs!
330 cayenne212 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:50 pm
a bit? He got pulled over for drunk driving several times, he was given a choice: rehab or jail.
331 MrSeed86 • Jan 19, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Nice to see some honest comments from the America the uk does produce better comics, shame we strugle to produce blockbuster comic flims suck as ancohman an super bad,but have noticed the emergance of uk talent in more hollywood blockbusters, so maybe it’s a matter of time.
332 zephyboy • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:07 pm
have you heard of Frankie Boyle? Very funny Scottish comedian
youtube him
333 craigferyahh • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:31 pm
She’s already proud of me!
334 acejacko23 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:35 pm
@cayenne212 , hey cayenne, if you aint already seen, watch ”the inbetweeners”, great english comedy sitcom:) 3rd season is coming out this year!….watch season 2 on youtube…..you will like it!
335 acejacko23 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:37 pm
@cayenne212…. well, looks to me u aint checked out another english comedian….JIMMY CARR! hehe. hes the best. funny looking,, but the best.
336 athleticguyUK • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:51 pm
I’ve quite a few American friend’s btw, Newyork and Texas, go back and fourth all the time, not putting you down,just making and observation.
Can you give me an “honest” reason as to why you dont find him funny?
337 foofighter2007 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:59 pm
youve done well ricky
extras and the office are both the top comedy shows of the last 10 years
338 foofighter2007 • Jan 19, 2010 at 9:59 pm
youve done well ricky
extras and the office are both the top comedy shows of the last 10 years
339 heatflash888 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:03 pm
@SupremeSoulFTW
All right all right calm down calm down
340 heatflash888 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:03 pm
@SupremeSoulFTW
All right all right calm down calm down
341 SupremeSoulFTW • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:21 pm
He’s just not my type of comedian. I like vulgar, he’s witty. That’s not to say i don’t like british comics ’cause i do. Peter kay & Alan carr have me die laughing, whereas Ricky gervais makes me want to grind sandpaper on my balls ’cause he’s so dry.
That is is my honest reason.
342 avidalocan • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:24 pm
I think Americans have a very limited scope to what they think they should be and life should be about. A scope which many others laugh at but which they take VERY seriously indeed. Hence the problems many have appreciating foreign humour. However there are different kinds of Americans, some much more precious and uptight than others. As Oscar Wilde said, the UK and America are divided by a common language.
343 avidalocan • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:24 pm
I think Americans have a very limited scope to what they think they should be and life should be about. A scope which many others laugh at but which they take VERY seriously indeed. Hence the problems many have appreciating foreign humour. However there are different kinds of Americans, some much more precious and uptight than others. As Oscar Wilde said, the UK and America are divided by a common language.
344 avidalocan • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:24 pm
I think Americans have a very limited scope to what they think they should be and life should be about. A scope which many others laugh at but which they take VERY seriously indeed. Hence the problems many have appreciating foreign humour. However there are different kinds of Americans, some much more precious and uptight than others. As Oscar Wilde said, the UK and America are divided by a common language.
345 TheSchmidty01 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:29 pm
I disagree.
346 jpsweeps • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:30 pm
The guy’s hysterical! Check out “Nigel II, the Gimpening” if you wanna see him being simply cruelly funny, not “witty”. You just might laugh your ass off.
347 jpsweeps • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:30 pm
The guy’s hysterical! Check out “Nigel II, the Gimpening” if you wanna see him being simply cruelly funny, not “witty”. You just might laugh your ass off.
348 jpsweeps • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:30 pm
The guy’s hysterical! Check out “Nigel II, the Gimpening” if you wanna see him being simply cruelly funny, not “witty”. You just might laugh your ass off.
349 andosmate • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:31 pm
@SupremeSoulFTW
Have you ever even been to another country? I know a lot of Americans and they honestly can’t take a joke most of the time. Americans are the easiest nation to offend and hardest to explain something too.
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351 JanineRobin • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:37 pm
I wish we could have one video on YouTube that doesn’t descend into “my country’s better than yours”.
352 dogturd21 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:39 pm
As an American, I can say that the “Yanks” you know do not represent the USA in general. We laugh at the critics, then examine what they said for any truth, and act upon that truth for self improvement. And the critic does not wind up in jail or attacked on the street !
I also love Ricky !!!
353 dogturd21 • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:39 pm
As an American, I can say that the “Yanks” you know do not represent the USA in general. We laugh at the critics, then examine what they said for any truth, and act upon that truth for self improvement. And the critic does not wind up in jail or attacked on the street !
I also love Ricky !!!
354 athleticguyUK • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Im very suprised you like Peter Kay!
He’s very a very British visonary,Observationist comedian. Kind of have to lived in Britain for a while to get most of his material.
Alan Carr is “alright” his comedy get’s a bit samey.
You not like Russel Brand? intellignet and vulgar in one there.
You also mite want to try out Sean Lock and Michael mcintyre.
355 dayiiv • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:55 pm
why do some americans get offended by the word yanks? you have a baseball team called the yankees, you wouldn’t call a basket ball team the harlem darkies and you wouldnt start using globetrotter as a derogatory term. it intrigues me.
oh and british comedy rules. all the best american comics say they are inspired by british comedy.
YEEAAAH ALLRIGHT!!!!!! GO ENGLAND!!!!! HOOOOAHHHHHH
lol
356 SupremeSoulFTW • Jan 19, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Yes i have. When i was in my senior year of high school we went traveling through Central Europe (where my family are descended from btw) Some high schools in the US did this, not sure about nowadays though. And the American’s you met do not represent me or the 300+ million people in America.
“hardest to explain something too”
Quit ASSuming.
357 cookieyeah1 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Oh no. I ve come back to watch my fav video right now and all I can see is people arguing over who has the better country! WTF? Look all, both the US & the UK produce some fine entertainment. Cant we just leave it at that?!
358 avidalocan • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:00 pm
And I think Americans cannot conceive of their being a different world out there where success or social acceptability doesn’t mean the kinds of things that they do in the USA. It’s a continet behaving like an island, but there are plenty of Americans who are little or no different to Europeans – the more intelligent ones.
359 dogturd21 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Americans are not offended by the word “Yanks”, but we do not call ourselves by that name.
360 SupremeSoulFTW • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:04 pm
Nahh, i kind of hate Russel Brand.
361 athleticguyUK • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:08 pm
You’ve hit the nail on there head there bud,totaly agree.
362 athleticguyUK • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:12 pm
They tend to get more offended when you tell them Baseball was invented by a Brit and there national anthem was written by a Brit! lol
363 TheSchmidty01 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:16 pm
The US is such a big, diverse country that some Americans don’t feel the need to travel outside America since they can just go to another state for a vacation. Every state in the US is drastically different than the last. They’re kind of like mini countries except the nationality stays the same.
I do agree though, more Americans need to get out and see the world from their own eyes instead of on a TV or a computer screen, but i think that goes for everyone, not just Americans.
364 casioclark • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:28 pm
OH MY GOD. that was risky
365 avidalocan • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:30 pm
The cultures in the US (like the South, the Northeast, the Midwest) are really developed, with quite some history and different ethnic compositions. It’s really a credit to the inclusivity of the culture that they can keep it together – I find that astonishing about the US and it may be why they need a more defined culture than elsewhere as they have so many different people to unite there. They are only comparable to Russia, India or China in that sense.
366 avidalocan • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:50 pm
Maybe the American culture has worked so hard for so long keeping together 52 states with often very different subcultures that they just don’t have the energy for the rest of the world. It’s not like they have a long history like in Europe where countries have less diversity and more history to unite them. There was a European Civil War from 1914-1945 (with a long armistice) but the last English, French or German Civil War was several centuries before the mid 1800s.
367 TheSchmidty01 • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Are you done now?
368 avidalocan • Jan 19, 2010 at 11:57 pm
Why did I offend you?
369 TheSchmidty01 • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:02 am
Not in the slightest, but this is YouTube and your comments have absolutely nothing to do with this video. Go on a forum.
370 xredmannequinx • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:03 am
@athleticguyUK offended that we kicked your ass in one war and saved it on another. haha and learn how to spell you fool, long live the evil british empire that murdered millions of people around the world just ask india, and south africa and many more just to exploit them economically. and you said you were a trainer, haha, did you train hatton or bisping, fail.
371 GeGeMus12 • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:04 am
ricky gervais is american
372 avidalocan • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:05 am
Do you think a comment like “ricky gervais is american” is more useful to this discussion?
373 amillionminutes • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:06 am
Ricky has a way with words on your kindle in under a minute
374 avidalocan • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:07 am
Why don’t you stay in the US then and stop coming to other countries? They don’t want you.
375 xredmannequinx • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:14 am
@avidalocan wot wot okay mate, oh my i spontaneously combusted.
376 TheSchmidty01 • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:15 am
Do i think your an asshole who has nothing better to do than try to act smart with his keyboard? Yes.
377 Naffie09 • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:17 am
Contradicted yourself there bud.
378 avidalocan • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:23 am
Americans think that because they do a good job uniting their own country under one system (cultural, economic), they can do just as good a job with the rest of the world.
379 eddiecoxie • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:28 am
No offence Hungry4Film but by the sounds of things you have a few issues.. these things usually relate back to childhood. Good luck with it.x
380 ddbd • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:28 am
short fat sweaty twit.
381 xredmannequinx • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:28 am
the only thing the british are good at is debating and trying to look smart on youtube. i mean, what else are they good at fighting? bisping and hatton are losers, soccer? yes they invented the sport but they suck at it. hadnt won since 1966 haha. skateboarding, basketball, football, baseball, tennis, andy murray is a little bitch. motocross, cricket, i guess, golf and ummmmmmmm nothing.
382 eddiecoxie • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:32 am
Best war nation in the history of the world! your record fighting wars 0 for 1!!
383 jovossuck123 • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:47 am
apperantly we had great prostitute circuits in the 1800s….the best in the world…God save the Queen mwah
384 xredmannequinx • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:47 am
oh thats right, the brits are good at taking over poor countries and making them their slaves.
385 avidalocan • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:49 am
A lot of sports the Poms claim to have invented where actually around in the Middle East, Africa, Continental Europe, China, India or Russia well before AD400, when the modern day British as a people first came into being with the Anglo-Saxon landings.
386 xredmannequinx • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:52 am
@avidalocan case in point, this guy. well done for proving my point.
387 georgemjcy • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:54 am
ricky is hilarious and did a great job at the globes!
and why are you people arguing?!?! seriously, get a life.
388 JonnyRaz99 • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:56 am
Skateboarding? lmao
That says it all right there.
389 flange321 • Jan 20, 2010 at 1:14 am
Gotta love internet tough guys… >.>
390 munn2006 • Jan 20, 2010 at 1:30 am
Do you even watch the UFC? Hardy, Bisping and Daley have all came out on top against the last Americans they fought. Not to mention the UK won the USA vs UK Ultimate Fighter. David Haye, current Heavyweight world champion, is also British. Joe Calzaghe retired as undefeated Light Heavyweight champion of the world. Do you even know what you are talking about? Be quiet next time you moron.
391 totaldynamix • Jan 20, 2010 at 1:50 am
Ricky was a great host. Hilarious and everything. Well, at least, he was so much better that that Critics Choice’s one. UGH!
392 wlwak • Jan 20, 2010 at 2:15 am
Yeah, Mr. flange321 Gotta love ‘em indeed.. Because of course if they were face to face with Americans, they would show them what real tough is wouldn’t they, eh. They would show those smarty pants keyboard internet online wannabe tough guys what a real man can do eh? Yeah they would show them what real debate is all about. Blood and beatings and knees and gouging and head butts. Yeah that’s real debate. Go America!….. After all real men beat people don’t they. OO OO OO – U S A ..U S A..
393 mcpencil • Jan 20, 2010 at 2:25 am
how does ricky gervais hosting golden globes, turn into a discussion about UFC?????
394 zpra024 • Jan 20, 2010 at 3:29 am
Hey man, hold up! What about Curb Your Enthusiasm!?
395 zpra024 • Jan 20, 2010 at 3:33 am
No she’s not craig, no she’s not.
396 SidneyCalel785 • Jan 20, 2010 at 4:04 am
~~Miley Cyruss Sx vid3o! WowMiley (.) c0m~
397 ZuluDawn88 • Jan 20, 2010 at 4:41 am
Brits abolished slavery before the americans
. Also britain was an imperial nation then, whats Americas excuse now for invading poor countries? Actually i think we all know the answer to that..
398 ZuluDawn88 • Jan 20, 2010 at 4:45 am
2002, Lennox Lewis vs Mike Tyson… domination
399 ZuluDawn88 • Jan 20, 2010 at 4:51 am
A. France & Spain won the war for you. B. You helped (after sitting back for the first 2 years of the war) saved France, Britain saved itself in the battle of Britain. You “fail”
400 svd205 • Jan 20, 2010 at 5:15 am
lol at d bags discussing WWII on a youtube video. honestly, get a life.
401 avidalocan • Jan 20, 2010 at 5:41 am
80% of all German soldiers died on the Eastern Front, at the hands of Russia. Though they were supplied by Americans, there’s no way they can say they won that war, especially with 20 million Russians dead to their 150,000.
402 partybiscuit • Jan 20, 2010 at 5:41 am
sad gits think of themselves AS countries. Xenophobics R US. This must be where the insecure come to make themselves feel good prefably at others expense.
Hey, did anyone notice Ricky Gervais?
403 Tonyokay87 • Jan 20, 2010 at 5:48 am
@ZuluDawn88
Lennox Lewis is Canadian. And Canada also kicked the shit out of the US in the war of 1812. Canada>US>UK
404 cmvisuals • Jan 20, 2010 at 6:21 am
hahhahahahaha
405 HumanStrategy • Jan 20, 2010 at 6:27 am
How is Mel these days? Still apologizing about the insensitivity? lol
406 humptyodumptyo • Jan 20, 2010 at 6:29 am
Ok just looked at the comments. How did you get onto this discussion from watching Ricky Gervais lol. Just enjoy the brilliance!
407 cymru4me • Jan 20, 2010 at 6:31 am
Ricky gervais is just a big headed twat who thinks he’s bigger and better than everyone else and cant act worth a shit, so whats all this other crap about going on at the moment??
408 jackcmb4 • Jan 20, 2010 at 6:31 am
gervais is soo funny
409 Saaduk92 • Jan 20, 2010 at 6:41 am
@xredmannequinx
You’re an awful troll.
410 ramies37 • Jan 20, 2010 at 7:14 am
would like to kick his globes the ugly lil english retard
411 A4P4P3R • Jan 20, 2010 at 7:15 am
“Nothing special”
412 ramies37 • Jan 20, 2010 at 7:21 am
i put a mirror between my legs n looked down i guess what i saw was the identical image of ricky am i gifted? should i inform the vatican or just learn to live with the scrotum?
413 andosmate • Jan 20, 2010 at 7:24 am
10/10 Comic genius.
414 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 7:33 am
Alright, now gtfo.
415 Wikipediot • Jan 20, 2010 at 7:47 am
ok not all americans love brit bashing….got it wrong
416 TheSchmidty01 • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:17 am
finally! someone who isn’t bias.
417 tonguelessgostofsin • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:19 am
Haha, this is great. Come on you humourless Americans, this is funny! You just can’t laugh at yourselves! You really are odd…!
418 NIGHTSKYE1 • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:26 am
i agree totally
419 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:30 am
We’re “odd” because we don’t find your beloved comedian funny?
lol idiot.
420 NIGHTSKYE1 • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:34 am
No wonder all you people slagging him off are AMERICANS you guys just don`t get his humour..it`s all in his actions and expression, go see him live…he`s brilliant
421 whir4 • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:38 am
I’d slag him off too. I’m a Brit and I don’t even get his humour. i don’t think he’s funny and even the office was the biggest 30 minutes of time I ever wasted watching. I’m suprised I even managed that long.
422 ImUnder18Really • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:39 am
Ricky is a comedy genius, most American’s are idiots.
423 dinkaDPB • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:39 am
i agreed with him. actors are more important than ordinary people
424 thorbes66111 • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:39 am
your a bellend
425 tref26 • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:40 am
The office is not scripted it is very much done in the same vain as curb your enthusiasm. As for saying he’s shit, he aint you jjust don’t like him and its probably because you have no sense of irony, it’s the same reason bill hicks was so popular in England vecause we got his humour and the yanks were to thick to see the irony and took everything at face value.
426 dinkaDPB • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:41 am
@craigferyahh i dont find him funny. but hes more tolerable than those stuck up, f**ked up clowns in the audience
427 kingfisher64 • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:41 am
How can anybody not find such a witty skillful comedian funny?
His material was top notch at the globes, and definately the highlight in what otherwise would have been a snoozefest.
How many times has a host made fun of hollywood celebs, they normally are dull.
Maybe his comedy isn’t to everybody’s taste but that’s sad because if you didn’t understand his material you really missed out.
428 SilverTonguedSnake • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:41 am
“They should get a real stand up comedian”
He is a real stand up comedian.
“The office is all scripted bullshit”
Aren’t all tv shows scripted?
429 lprandyb • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:41 am
hes funnier then any american comedian.
430 ImUnder18Really • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:41 am
yeh but he’s joking arsehole
431 whir4 • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:41 am
I’d slag him off too. I can’t stand his homour I don’t think he is funny and the office, well what a load of crap. I’m a brit and in the case for him he is not funny just a waste of time and effort.
432 ImUnder18Really • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:51 am
No it’s just true.
433 Naffie09 • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:53 am
bull-a- shit.
434 mellowNdark • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:59 am
I agree. Americans are more fat than funny!
435 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 9:00 am
You got a stat to back your shit up? Didn’t think so.
What i find funny is that whenever an American comments about someone who happens to british, if they don’t give them a compliment they get thumbed down and insulted left & right. BUT if a Brit comments about Americans being “stupid” and not at all liking to their “humor” they get thumbed up and praised.
What bias sons of bitches.
436 mellowNdark • Jan 20, 2010 at 9:00 am
Why are Americans so fat??
437 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 9:07 am
Give me a break, you all are only a few percentage points behind the US in obesity rates, coming in at about 20% to the US’s 25%. Some of you all make it sound like you’re a country filled with fit and healthy people, when the truth is quite the contrary.
Not to mention most of the people in that room are American’s and don’t look at all fat. Gah, ignorance is bliss.
438 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 9:08 am
Except your fellow brit, ricky gervais
439 KeiranTheFish1 • Jan 20, 2010 at 9:24 am
Bloody excellent, its a shame the bloody spams havent got a sense of humour
440 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:08 am
I got it from the US health dept you dumb fugly bitch.
You’re just as fat as Americans, get over it. And i’m not gonna ask the wealthiest African-AMERICAN a thing.
441 ThatsABingooo • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:21 am
Having traveled both the US and UK i can honestly say i saw more fatties in England than I did in the United States.
442 QuickWillsVids • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:27 am
I that maid me Laugh!….., so much 100000*
443 cymru4me • Jan 20, 2010 at 11:11 am
Being rich and famous doesn’t stop you being a big headed prick who thinks he’s better than everyone else
444 cymru4me • Jan 20, 2010 at 11:14 am
And how can you say he’s funny he had it all written out for him and did you see his lame acting in the Night at the museaum I was embarrassed for him he was so bad
445 makadeni • Jan 20, 2010 at 11:47 am
wow, he actually wrote the stuff himself. he always writes his own stuff. thats why the show were nervous about him being on because he wouldnt tell them the jokes he was gonna do. he wasnt great in night of the museum tho. great all round
446 LavLTC • Jan 20, 2010 at 11:48 am
Woah, didn’t know Gervais was so hated by so many… I don’t really care for him either way, but he’s okay.
447 LavLTC • Jan 20, 2010 at 11:51 am
Also, us Brits telling Americans they’re fat… that’s like Mussolini turning to Hitler and saying, “You were quite a bad man, you were.” Lol
448 eddiecoxie • Jan 20, 2010 at 11:55 am
Hilarious!
449 henrylovesbolognese • Jan 20, 2010 at 11:59 am
I reli dont get all the arguments!!its irrelevant which is fatter, US or UK!i’m from neither, Ricky is hilarious!far better than any basic host!
he took risks, they paid off!
450 Temposama • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:34 pm
He’s bloody good but I’d say Louis CK is up there. Chris Rock is great too …
451 sylvesterevans • Jan 20, 2010 at 12:58 pm
@babooo1973. As much as I think the yanks are fatter than us Brits too, your cuss is a bit rubbish. If 25% of the people in every town of America were obese than it would add up to … 25% of America being obese. Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
452 ViolentRiC • Jan 20, 2010 at 2:47 pm
I think it’s fair to say that certain types of humour are more typical to and therefore more appreciated by some countries or regions within than others.
Here’s an example, whether you enjoy his comedy or not (because this is of course a generalisation, not everyone will fit the mould) you can surely see that comedian Jack Dee wouldn’t be a bit in America. His miserably, moany, self deprecating humour is so English it ain’t funny (SWIDT?)
I think the cultural element is significant.
453 dontleademsomuch • Jan 20, 2010 at 2:48 pm
for a hack like jack dee sure, but good comedy should be universal
454 ViolentRiC • Jan 20, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Can’t have it both ways.
I think Jack Dee is good comedy, and you agree that he’ll find more people who dig his style in the UK than in the ‘States. We both think Ricky Gervais is good comedy, and it seems to me that it’s been made pretty clear that he generally gets a better response from us than he does Americans
There is such thing as English humour, Northern humour, and so on. Doesn’t guarantee that others won’t like it, just that overall fewer will prefer it if its alien to them.
455 athleticguyUK • Jan 20, 2010 at 4:53 pm
U.S reported 80% of America are obeece,35% of the UK are obeece.
Obeece doesnt mean “totaly” over weight,u only have to be a tiny bit heavier for ure weight and height than u should be to class as obeece.
Not poking fun just educating u! =)
456 shackleberry • Jan 20, 2010 at 5:58 pm
@athleticguyUK Learn how to spell!
Obese!
totally!
you!
your!
IGNORANT! BABOON!
457 iloveneytiri • Jan 20, 2010 at 6:24 pm
His joke about Gibson was sublime1
458 acledmaiden • Jan 20, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Its spelt obese mate.
459 ZuluDawn88 • Jan 20, 2010 at 7:07 pm
@Tonyokay87
Considering Lennox Lewis was born in West Ham, London, ENGLAND id say hes English
.
460 ZuluDawn88 • Jan 20, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Some people enjoy it
Why are you here?
461 alexichild • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Mel Gibson got rinsed.
462 alexichild • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Not really sure why people are arguing about obesity but,
AthleticguyUK, its Obese. And also, being overweight and obese are different (technically)
32.3% of American Adults are Obese – 2004
not 80%. Maybe you were watching Wall e.
and heres an answer to something petty and possibly racist you havn’t said yet,
“I’m English.”
463 athleticguyUK • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:43 pm
From an American news station last year!
Like i said when hear there word “obese” you instantly picture realy fat people but u dont have to be realy fat to class as obese, just a little over ure ideal weight range for ure height and weight. people who sometimes dont look obese class as obese.
Im a personal trainer so i know what im talking about. as for the 80% figure’s blame American news station’s.
464 athleticguyUK • Jan 20, 2010 at 8:44 pm
And burger’s! lol
465 athleticguyUK • Jan 20, 2010 at 9:52 pm
How on earth does talking about Ricky Gervais and obesity resemble acting like a peedophile?
Can tell your an American alrite! lol
466 athleticguyUK • Jan 20, 2010 at 9:52 pm
How on earth does talking about Ricky Gervais and obesity resemble acting like a peedophile?
Can tell your an American alrite! lol
467 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm
It’s *pedophile and i didn’t say you act like one I said you LOOK like one.
Can tell you’re a Brit alright.
468 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm
It’s *pedophile and i didn’t say you act like one I said you LOOK like one.
Can tell you’re a Brit alright.
469 athleticguyUK • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:03 pm
How would you even know what i look like i’ve not even got a picture up? lol
strange boy!
470 athleticguyUK • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:03 pm
How would you even know what i look like i’ve not even got a picture up? lol
strange boy!
471 athleticguyUK • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:08 pm
And anyway that’s very judgmental of you!
How do you know what a pedophile and personal trainer look’s like, tell me? educate me! lol
472 svd205 • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:13 pm
australia is the fattest country in the world a report showed. just education you
473 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:21 pm
You took it down, einstein. And thank god you did, you just about gave me a fright!
^^
I said that in an english accent, btw.
474 craigferyahh • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Google, brah.
475 eddiecoxie • Jan 20, 2010 at 10:51 pm
haha good old Ricky! craig stop stalking people you odd ball!
476 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 12:13 am
Education us or Educating us?
477 hotkisses3728 • Jan 21, 2010 at 12:20 am
My husband is in Afghanistzn & I need some d1ck
478 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 1:16 am
lol, you seem to be very anti american. could it be that you’re mad at the ridiculous level of Americanization going on in the Uk right now? you eat at our restauruants, listen to our music, buy our products, wear our clothes. in the end, what is culture, but food,music and clothing. keep supporting american companies and please keep buying our products! ipods and big macs and jeans, OH MY!
479 cookieyeah1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 2:08 am
@svd205
‘ Ridiculous level of Americanization going on in the Uk right now ‘
You get a lot of our stuff to dude. Our countries are so intwined and have been for years. It annoys me when we start fighting on you tube.
P.s I love you guys.
480 cookieyeah1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 2:14 am
@hotkisses3728
LOL!
481 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 2:15 am
we dont get much british stuff, except some songs on the radio. i even wish we had more, but we really dont. i think since the Uk is an english speaking country ( well you invented the language,lol, props for that), and the fact that the USA is the worlds sole superpower, its inevitable that American culture will start to rub off on the Uk. ive talked to some young brits and they say that they dont even notice American accents anymore, because they hear them so often. now thats Americanization!
482 cookieyeah1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 2:39 am
@svd205 Harry potter, cars and bikes, LOADs of music, simon cowell, shakesphere, books, TV, movies, the jet engine the beatles roling stones, more and more music, brit actors , the osbournes, gordan ramsey, hovercraft, just for starters. would you like me to go on? Yes you are a superpower. oh that reminds me, we where once one of those too! I wonder what culture rub off on you guys then?
P.s still love you guys.
483 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 2:59 am
so you are going to start listing every invention and people that the Uk has produced? trust me, the amount of US “stuff” you guys recieve is about 10 times the amount of Uk stuff we get here. the problem with your argument is that your empire has fallen, and will never rise again. but the USA has the land, the people, the resources to maintain its role as world leader. You name Harry Potter, but fail to mention that the #1 films in the Uk are American films 95% of the time
484 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:01 am
also, i think you will agree that the amount of Americanization in the UK is far stronger than any influence the UK has caused in the USA in modern history.
485 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:03 am
Umm Ipods are a a british invention!
Im not Anti American at all, i visit friend’s in America quite often in New York and Texas,and they come stay over here.
What was annoying was just because i didnt watch certain program’s that American guy did he went bezerk at me for not liking them and being British. then resulted in throwing dumb uneducated comment’s.lol
Jean’s and clothe’s? we have many of our own brand’s. Also hear of Savil Row? where all the world leaders rich and famous shop?
486 cookieyeah1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:04 am
@svd205 Good point. But my point was our cultures are very intwined and have been for years. To say that you guys dont get a lot of stuff from was wrong thats all. Gotta go to work now!
487 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:07 am
Umm James Bond worlds longest film franchise,Cleaned up at the Oscars last year with Slumdog Millionare,Atonement the year before. Tim Burton Film’s you guy’s love,Harry Potter,The new Sherlock Holmes, The Beatles worlds biggest selling band, the list is endless.
Your very ignorant,it’s that kind of ignorance that bugs the rest of the world. lol
488 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:08 am
ipods are a british invention? lol, the Ipod is an American invention, produced and marketed by Apple IN California. You are trying to make the entire ipod british, because the STRUCTURAL ENGINEER was born in the UK? LOL. what about the software and technology involved? btw, dont forget the immigration is the story of America. people with dreams always come to the USA to be the best, and the “inventor” you speak of, will inevitably become AN AMERICN CITIZEN AND WILL LIVE AND DIES IN THE USA.
489 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:13 am
44% of the worlds inventions are British..
Tv,Telephone,computers,internet,ipods,trains,underground,fridges,toilets,toilet paper,rubber tyres,jet powerd flight, royal Navy,Police Force, the list goes on and on,everything u take for granted everyday are British inventions.
Delta Force are based on S.A.S by a man named Charles Beckwith who served with S.A.S as a chef.
And yes your a power for now but China is slowly taking over, and you never had an empire like ours,u never even had one.
490 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:15 am
#1 movies at the Uk box office are consistently America! What about the Baftas? I believe American films consistently obtain the majority of wins in your own awards show. to list successful bands and movies is quite ridiculous, i think any smart person will admit that the USA has a FAR more cultural influence on the UK than vice versa, especially in recent year. just look at your young generation, some are even starting to talk with American accents!!!! how sad is that?
491 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:17 am
Slumdog millionare cleaned up at the last Baftas aswell.
Amy winehouse took 10 grammys in 1 night, most music legends havnt taken that many in there whole careers.
492 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:18 am
Kane Kramer of England, is credited with inventing the Digital Audio Player (DAP) called the “IXI” in 1979, the earliest form of the Ipod, took out a worldwide patent, but that ran out when the firm he was with split. Apple admit that its his creation…
493 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:18 am
how pathetic of you to start listing everything you invented, its the kind of five year old attitude that so many brits display. please give me a source of the 44% figure. i think the chinese might have something to say about that. btw, toilets dont teach kids how to talk or dress or what to eat. I love seeing hundreds of brits rushing into Mcdonalds in london, with thier t-pain music and jeans!! i love the Americanization of your country.
494 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:20 am
are you honestly proud of amy winehouse? lol, what a shame
495 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:20 am
The 44% comes from China as it goes! lmao
And you mean it bothers you because ure trying to be a smart ass but are ignorant and not knowledgeable enough to do so!
496 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:24 am
but thats my point, we really dont get that much stuff from you guys, the amount of American corporations that taken hold of the Uk, from restauraunts, to clothing, to technology, music, movies, etc is quite astonishing. the same cannot be said about the USA. I admit, that several bands and actors are quite popular with the US public, but i think you will agree that the USA has had far more influence in the Uk in all forms, whether it be music,tv,technology, even politics than vice versa
497 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:24 am
Call me pathetic for listing those things but yet u listed those silly american things like jeans etc earlier!
contradicting urself bud! lol
498 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:25 am
here is your problem: tell me where you got the 44% figure? provide me with a website or source.
499 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:30 am
You will have to Google it,thats where i got it from few months back. China did a study/poll and Britain came out on top of 44% of the worlds inventions.
Or just google British inventions, i can give u many links for that.
500 athleticguyUK • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:39 am
I stand corrected its 54%
a study by MITI – Japans equivalent of the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) – concluded that 54% of the worlds most important inventions of the past 100 years were British. Of the rest, 25% were American and 5% Japanese. The Americans arent so good at invention because they think everythings just great, said Mandy Haberman, millionaire inventor.
501 GrandPrix55 • Jan 21, 2010 at 4:55 am
Bullshit. The world industrial revolution began in England – as did the roots of American drama (Shakespeare.)
Americans mainly develop English inventions then claim credit.
Even the fact that you can communicate worldwide in English is due to England spreading OUR language worldwide.
But then you fantasists pretend it’s “American” I see.
By contrast, all we have from USA is political correctness. i.e. decadence since 1941 when you lot showed up.
502 WhoTheGreat • Jan 21, 2010 at 4:55 am
all you english ever gave the world was andy demetriou.
503 GrandPrix55 • Jan 21, 2010 at 4:57 am
Amy Winehouse?
English name – that’s the ONLY thing English about her. I mean, just LOOK at her.
What is that anyway?
Totally Americanised she is.
504 GrandPrix55 • Jan 21, 2010 at 4:59 am
Even today, England still invents the most. The rest just develop our ideas.
505 svd205 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:00 am
lol, blame america for how trashy your celebrities are. hahaha. how pathetic
506 GrandPrix55 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:02 am
too right.. all this dumbed down decadent politically correct crap is Americanisation.
That’s where PC is from after all.
507 ruth05503841 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:11 am
i don’t think grandprick knows what decadent means. Shakespeare didn’t ‘invent’ drama idiot. and don’t boast about actively spreading YOUR language around the world – a savagely brutal colonialist past is nothing to be proud of.
508 GesusKhrist • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:31 am
im canadian and think you americas are ignorant fat slobs, when a show a terrible as two and a half men lead in comedy rating thats sad, the show is probably the most unfunny thing i have ever saw, and every good idea comes from the UK or elswhere
509 gavingwyatt77 • Jan 21, 2010 at 7:04 am
Ricky Gervais… what a legend! He’s got balls, I’ll give him that!
510 pescilinirosso • Jan 21, 2010 at 8:24 am
lol he’s so funny… I love Diane Kruger cracking up at the end!
511 tomrij • Jan 21, 2010 at 8:53 am
Ha, everyone is so hypocritical and stupid. Firstly as a Brit I dont see what we have to boast about,Ok we might have invented the TV and other great inventions but how does that define us as a better nation of people. America only has more fat people because they have MORE people than us, it wouldnt suprise me if some states were bigger than the UK itself! For obese/population ratio we are as obese as the US. One thing we do have in common is that we are the most hated countries in the world
512 snapecharmer • Jan 21, 2010 at 11:14 am
I’m an American, and I detest Two and a Half Men. I don’t know anyone who watches it, but apparently there are a lot of idiots out there.
513 lemdixon01 • Jan 21, 2010 at 11:52 am
The mechanical TV was invented in Britain but the electronic TV which we use today was developed in the US at about the same time.
514 grengd • Jan 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Yeah But we invented the steam thrumbler. SO THERE !
515 gaylealbor • Jan 21, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Watch TVShows like Ricky Gervais Hosts 2010 Golden Globe Awards at W W W . TV-Vide . NET
516 elmo991 • Jan 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm
youtube having adverts is an absolute joke
517 chubbs3000 • Jan 21, 2010 at 2:27 pm
im english an its on constantly here, its shit
518 bcfcmattyp1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:39 pm
thats enough ricky gervais
519 bcfcmattyp1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 3:39 pm
thats enough ricky gervais
520 snapecharmer • Jan 21, 2010 at 4:10 pm
I agree, and it’s on here every night as well. Give me anything else to watch. ANYTHING.
521 StuJee1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:14 pm
true!
whos he?
522 StuJee1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:17 pm
i think you look like a vagina
523 StuJee1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:27 pm
the cultural exchange really is very onsided towards the U.S. Infact theres so much u.s stuff in the uk most people dont even notice. just mention any area of human interest and you could probably name many u.s brands associated with it. Ask an americanthe opposite question and you wouldn’t get a similar answer. There are notable exceptions of course – like sport.
524 StuJee1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:33 pm
coming from an english man I have to say, brits and Americans have one thing in common: their both arrogant as hell. At the moment Americans have the stats to back up their boasts but in the future they’ll just be like the english, locked in pathetic denial about the past. dont let it come to that svd205….
525 StuJee1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:34 pm
who’s t-pain by the way? Is he one of those people in desperate need of a belt?
526 StuJee1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:37 pm
its not fat. That’s brains I tell you! all the way down to the arse. Big fat brains….
527 StuJee1 • Jan 21, 2010 at 5:37 pm
its not fat. That’s brains I tell you! all the way down to the arse. Big fat brains….
528 CopyriteInfringement • Jan 21, 2010 at 6:15 pm
america and britain are both a pile of wank……….
529 MrVegeta10 • Jan 21, 2010 at 7:03 pm
AWW copyriteinringement clearly has issues lol
530 gnostical • Jan 22, 2010 at 3:26 am
@athleticguyUK most of those are SCOTTISH inventions eg. rubber tyres, tv, telephone,royal navy ,flush toilets,Refrigerator and if you were to fully complete your list i bet most of that would be full of scottish inventions like(radar,penicillin,electromagnetism, Logarithms,paper money,bank of england ,decimal point, Microwave Ovens. steam engine,etc…. to many to mention)
Stop trying to steal them by trying to class them as british as england or rest of uk had nothing to do with them.
531 TheFowlyetti • Jan 22, 2010 at 6:07 am
@gnostical bollocks. Desperate…
532 Scaredbusiness • Jan 22, 2010 at 6:07 am
@gnostical “too many…” With all of your inventions; what you did not invent was the ‘English’ language. Good surf up in Thurso mind
533 Scaredbusiness • Jan 22, 2010 at 6:14 am
@StuJee1 I know an American stock broker who often wears a Burberry cap, he drives an Aston Martin and loves drinking Guinness. He used to work for an American Firm ‘Lehman Brothers’ but now works for a British firm: Barclays. I am not sure if this has anything to do with this nonsense? Gooday
534 athleticguyUK • Jan 22, 2010 at 6:52 am
Scotland + England + Wales = Great Britain
So therefore British.
Did you not learn Geography at school? lol
Who said i wasnt Scottish anyway?
535 athleticguyUK • Jan 22, 2010 at 6:54 am
If i had said “English” you could of corrected me!
But i said British,scotland is British.
You American? Alot of them seem to think England is Britain and Britain is England for some strange reason!
536 BoyMunkey08 • Jan 22, 2010 at 8:05 am
Scotland is British dude!
Anyway back on TOPIC i thought Ricky was realy funny and had alot of balls,not many would of dared said what he said.
537 BonScottAC • Jan 22, 2010 at 8:22 am
I only watched the Ricky parts. that’s what she said
538 ALB3RTR0S • Jan 22, 2010 at 10:21 am
they shud make a follow up film of top hollywood stars ’seeming’ to try and kill gervais, how funny would that be? mel gibson ‘GIVE ME BACK MY BUD!!! lol
539 edoverg • Jan 22, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Ricky Gervais is the only reason why the ratings were so high. Bring on the British humor!
540 compactderby829 • Jan 22, 2010 at 1:55 pm
I look just l8ke the chick from the 5th element….cool right? hehe
541 compactderby829 • Jan 22, 2010 at 1:55 pm
I look just l8ke the chick from the 5th element….cool right? hehe
542 cookieyeah1 • Jan 22, 2010 at 2:10 pm
What I love about Gervais is he can go from outragous comedy to serious acting with ease. I dont think anyone on the planet can do what he does. In years to come, he will go down as one of the greats.
543 cookieyeah1 • Jan 22, 2010 at 2:10 pm
What I love about Gervais is he can go from outragous comedy to serious acting with ease. I dont think anyone on the planet can do what he does. In years to come, he will go down as one of the greats.
544 specialfx34 • Jan 22, 2010 at 3:30 pm
@svd205 honestly mate, the next time you’re wondering why so many people dislike Americans, read your own comments back to yourself. It’s because of loudmouths like you.
545 jimmyeatworld8me • Jan 22, 2010 at 4:29 pm
dont base a whole group of people off of one person, specialfx
546 SquinteyedSniper • Jan 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm
wow, he did so much uncalled advertisment during the ceremony, the first time it was kinda funny but the follow 2 were too much…
isn’t he supposed to get sued for that?
also what’s the joke about Mel Gibson?
547 saaweeet • Jan 22, 2010 at 6:10 pm
“I will kill you…” -Steve Carrell
I love that.
548 HiMyNameIsJayy • Jan 22, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Mel Gibson got drunk and made racist comments to a Jewish police officer.
549 freekicking85 • Jan 22, 2010 at 7:08 pm
svd205 – have u ever seen the film Billy Madison, where the O’Doyle family flies off the cliff shouting “O’Doyle RULES!’.. You sound like that.
Im pretty sure if you ever visit the UK (outside of West London) you will quickly find we have our own culture and are not as Americanised as you would like to think. Most of us just don’t go around shouting about it.
550 svd205 • Jan 22, 2010 at 7:31 pm
lol, the United States was voted the most admired country in the 2009 Nation Brand Indes, and measured a country’s people, governement, culture,etc. people are people “mate”
551 svd205 • Jan 22, 2010 at 7:35 pm
i never said you were totally amerianized, but the times are quickly changing. As the worlds sole superpower, its logical that other english speaking countries will be heavily influenced by the leader. From over thousand Mcdonalds in the Uk, to starbucks, to American movies being #1 at the box office week after week, the UK is becoming from Americanized. i was talking to some brit teens and they said they couldnt even notice AMerican accents anymore, because they are hear them so often.
552 freekicking85 • Jan 22, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Nope you are wrong.
1. It is not logical that the fact you are a political superpower that other English speaking countries should be heavily influenced by America. Singapore has its own culture, so does Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and Ireland. Just because McDonalds have set up business or American films are popular there doesn’t mean that country is “Americanised”.
2. the “brit teens” you spoke to are either deaf or idiots as anybody can distuingish the difference in accent.
553 svd205 • Jan 22, 2010 at 8:09 pm
1. lol, you called your own teen idiots.
2. dont you understand what culture is? culture is music,food,clothing,language,movies. its what makes us different from other countries. so yes, Mcdonalds is a cultural thing, American movies are a cultural things, brit teens adopting American slang terms and dressing like Americans is very much a cultural thing. what is culture to you?
554 svd205 • Jan 22, 2010 at 8:09 pm
lol, you called your own teen idiots.
dont you understand what culture is? culture is music,food,clothing,language,movies. its what makes us different from other countries. so yes, Mcdonalds is a cultural thing, American movies are a cultural things, brit teens adopting American slang terms and dressing like Americans is very much a cultural thing. what is culture to you?
555 gnostical • Jan 22, 2010 at 11:37 pm
Im scottish born and bred . And scotland,england.wales.N.irleand are all part of UK obvioubsly but they arent all one country are they? stating inventions that are all scottish as “british” implies all the other country’s had a hand in them when they did not . Scotland had a big part in making the modern world with inventors in technlogy and innovators in other things like medicine. My point is things can only be branded as “british” if all the countrys had a part in it .
556 gnostical • Jan 22, 2010 at 11:56 pm
Im scottish i know what Countrys make up britian. As i said to the other guy “Britain” isnt one single country scotland,england,wales,N.ireland are all still single country’s themselves and by saying that all those SCOTTISH inventions are “british” it implies that the other countrys had a hand in it when they didnt. .As i said my point is things can only be classed as british if all the country’s had a part in it.
557 gnostical • Jan 23, 2010 at 12:25 am
Actually scotland is the one that invented the most stuff of any significance sorry to brake it too you but england as a nation have invented very little worth mentioning thats a fact . All the great things used today are scotish inventions eg. Television,telephone,computergames,paper money,cash machines,fax machines,Criminal FingerPrinting,DecimalPoint,UniversalStandardTime,microwave ovens,RubberTyres,Radar,Anaesthetics,penicillin,Refrigerators,USnavy,RetailBanking,Bicycleto many to name here.
558 gnostical • Jan 23, 2010 at 12:36 am
Actually a scotsman called James Watt and his type of steam engine is what was instrumental in powering the Industrial Revolution in the Eighteenth Century. You need to get your facts right.
559 gnostical • Jan 23, 2010 at 12:50 am
No correct but we obviousbly invented our own language to communicate didnt we just like all the OTHER countrys in the world did too . So nice one failing. Only reason people use english today is england forced all the poor countries they plundred and pillaged to use the language.
560 eddiecoxie • Jan 23, 2010 at 1:07 am
gnostical isnt Scotland owned by England?.. Im from the U.S but i love England! dude you sound pretty sour! get a grip!! I agree with nikonukltd.. why do you have to argue about your little country being so good.. keep ya kilt on
561 pudseypumper • Jan 23, 2010 at 4:12 am
I agree that all the individual countries of Britain should retain their own sense of nationality and individuality.
I agree that Scotland can be proud of it’s many inventions which have undoubtably changed the world.
However, I cannot agree that English Inventors have invented ‘very little worth mentioning’. Imagine the Industrial Revolution without the Spinning Jenny or steam locomotive for instance. Or the 20th Century without the jet engine, celluloid or the internet?
562 gnostical • Jan 23, 2010 at 5:05 am
James Watt (scottish)and his invention type of the steam engine was the instrumental driving force in powering the Industrial Revolution in the Eighteenth Century and the steam locomotive only came about because of what was learned from james watt’s steam engine . Your basically proving my point im sorry to say. I admit i was a little arrogant in saying english have invented nothing worth mentioning as the internet is one of the greatest inventions of the modern world so they deserve credit
563 gnostical • Jan 23, 2010 at 5:15 am
Couldnt fit in last post but dr. Hans von Ohain is considered the designer of the first operational turbojet engine before frank whittle although both do deserve credit as frank whittle got a patent first thats a close one to call so im not touching that one
. But my main point in all the reply’s is there really isnt much more from enlgand that stands out is there? although harsh when i said that england invented “very little” its kinda true .
564 poralentierno • Jan 23, 2010 at 5:37 am
hahahahaha that last one on mel gibson was awsome…he was lucky mel was on good mood that nite lol
565 GrandPrix55 • Jan 23, 2010 at 5:38 am
LOL such ignorance. Scotland is busy inventing itself. The most common surname in Scotland is SMITH which is an English name… most of the Scots have English surnames like Watt and Watson and Stevenson – not MAC notice – except for a few highlanders. SON is the English form of Mc!
If you bother even researching you will find that James Watt simply developed THOMAS NEWCOMMEN’S “”ENGLISH”" INVENTION OF THE STEAM ENGINE.
The industrial revolution was ENGLISH and Manchester and Birmingham = the hub
566 athleticguyUK • Jan 23, 2010 at 5:45 am
So scotland will say yeh because they hate the rest of the world. lol
But when it comes to The British Invention Society and the Japanese DTI and MTI ( the proffesionals in the know) there British inventions.
sorry!
And u didnt even “them all” quite a few but deffinatly not all, and England and Wales dont mind there important inventions being British, because they are classed as british.
And scotland is the 30yr old son that wont leave home,England has carried them for centurys
567 athleticguyUK • Jan 23, 2010 at 5:50 am
When E.U do there yearly polls Scotland comes up as highest A.i.d.s and H.I.V rate highest teen pregnancy rate,alcholic rate,heroin rate,highest unemployment rate,obesity rate,crime rate…….in the whole of Europe and BRITAIN. your classed as Britain, you bring the rest of Britain down but we still stick by u and carried and paid for u all these years.
Like i said scotland is there 30yr old son that wont leave home.
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569 WillPG1212 • Jan 23, 2010 at 9:27 am
lmao great intro for Mel
570 SthTyroneMan • Jan 23, 2010 at 10:14 am
the internet is an american invention. the world wide web is british
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573 GrandPrix55 • Jan 23, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Even claiming that a Scot (Watt) INVENTED the steam engine is arrogant. Watt merely REFINED – i.e. DEVELOPED Englishman Thomas Newcommen’s ENGLISH invention of the steam engine.. as anyone can Google.
We’re uesed to arrogant Scots in Britain though – inventing history to boost their own drunken egos.
Revealed this week: Scots down 47 bottles of vodka a year EACH.
574 GrandPrix55 • Jan 23, 2010 at 4:10 pm
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576 MrReich90 • Jan 23, 2010 at 5:48 pm
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577 poelsefingre • Jan 23, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Actually, I think neither tmorij, lemdixon01 or grengd have invented anything worth mentioning.
578 poelsefingre • Jan 23, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Actually, I think neither tmorij, lemdixon01 or grengd have invented anything worth mentioning.
579 thedrizzle09 • Jan 23, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Hey, take that talk outa here! It’s all FOR AMERICA!
580 RayzerAtheist • Jan 23, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Please go check out “ScottishProfessor” and rate his nutty fundie ass into the stone age. He just joined youtube this month so lets all give him the welcome he deserves. Spread the word. Thanks.
581 gnostical • Jan 23, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Just shows you are not to be able to read what i wrote i said james Watt and his “TYPE” of steam engine was the instrumental driving force behind the Industrial Revolution in the Eighteenth Century thats a FACT! i knew already about your thomas newcommens invention but his WASNT what powered the THE INDUSTRIAL REVELOTUION it was JAMES WATTS type that done it . But your english so you think everything is yours so i can see why you thought that. INDUSTRIAL REVELOTUION POWERED BY A SCOTSMAN.
582 gnostical • Jan 23, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Most dont have english names MOST have scottish/irish surnames you think because it dosent have MAC before the name that it is english? you clearly know nothing as you are showing. Oh and if you wanna talk about surnames how about the german surnames that had to be changed by your ROYAL FAMILY in the early 1900’s after ww1 because they are of german bloodline, your royal family isnt even english they are GERMAN .
583 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:31 am
LOL> considering you “Scots” are anything but Scots – you look nothing like the Welsh who are real Celts – small and dark haired.
The reason you have so many English surnames in Scotland is that most of you are English (Germanic) and even our cousins, the Vikings swarmed all over you. The “Kilt” is the Viking KJALTA skirt and bagpipes are NOT Scottish. You’re a fake, made-up nation. Busy faking an identity since WW2.
584 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:34 am
The English are German (Anglosaxons) anyway.
Learn history you ignoramuis: How could a Hanoveran German claim the HEREDITARY English monarchy without being a DESCENDANT of an English monarch.. you obviously just haven’t thought it out?!
In fact the Hanoveran German monarchy was descended from the sister of the English King HENRY VIII.
The German monrachy was thus ENGLISH.
Scottish nationalism is a farce – you are bankrupt and can’t afford independence.
England owns Scotland’s banks now. LOL
585 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:38 am
Names ending -SON are English.. and so are names like Brown in Scotland (an English word.)
Only a few highland scots have “Mc” names – the southern Scots are mainly English which is why they are protestant and sided against Scotland fighting highlanders at CULLODEN in 1746….
WHICH YOU LOST TOTALLY and cowardly “Bonnie” Prince Charles Stuart ran away.
Then your OWN Scottish Lords betrayed you by clearing land for Sheep farming.
SEE THE “HIGHLAND CLEARANCES” people!
That’s the Scots for you.
586 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:45 am
Even so (and you already admit you lie out of arrogance, weak Scottish nationalism and its history-faking) – you cannot claim Watt (a good English surname like Watson) INVENTED the steam engine when ENGLISHMAN Thomas Newcommen invented it first.. you can only PRETEND Watt did when really he DEVELOPED the English invention.
ENGLAND HAD THE WORLD’S FIRST INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION – IT HAPPENED IN ENGLAND – MANCHESTER & BIRMINGHAM MAINLY not in shitty Scotland as anyone can research.
587 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:50 am
in fact, little boy, the English invention of the Jet Engine occured at the same time and independently of the German invention.
Learn history…
But then you have a political agenda as a bankrupt drunken Scottish nationalist tithead to pretend everything Scottish (even if it’s not) is GREAT and nothing is English (as you admittded you exaggerate in arrogance.)
CHILDISH SCOTTISH PRICK.
588 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:52 am
Americans = bunch of decadent mongrels with nothing in common.
Piss off.
589 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:55 am
I-Pods are overrated anyway – no folder system unlike Archos players etc.
England invented the Web and we had the first programmable electronic computer (Alan Turing, Manchester 1943 – Colossus = 2 years before the American Eniac) and Englishman CHARLES BABBAGE is the father of computing.)
Alan Turing also wrote the first computer program.
Not a Scotsman in sight notice.
590 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:58 am
I’m a Scot and I know we fake history because we spent most of it being defeated and sidelined.
I apologise on behalf of my fantasist compatriots.
(Notice we communicate in the world language of ENGLISH not Scottish gaelic,
I admit that England made its language the primary world language because the empire was ENGLISH never Scottish.
Amen.
591 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 3:00 am
I;ve been to Florida – never seen so many fat arses in my life.
Any obese Europeans are Americanised – eating crappy US junk food – imported culture. YOu never saw that before WW2 notice.
Just as politically correct decadence is all from the treacherous USA.
592 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 3:04 am
Scots are the most unhealthy people around – with the world’s biggest heart disease rate. And we English are subsidising them all the way.
593 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 3:06 am
Scots heaving lemons at each other? Hardly their normal use but surely entirely in keeping with the traditional Scottish mistrust of fruit and vegetables. A proper Scotsman will have no truck with such foreign muck preferring to subsist on chips, deep-fried mars bars and Buckfast tonic wine – and death at the ripe old age of 53.
594 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 3:07 am
And Scottish nationalists used to brag that without England their economy can be “as good as the Irish Republic’s.” All based on credit and collapsed in a crunch; they now vote the opposite. Ireland used to think they could manage without the EU. Dreamers, all.
595 sila11 • Jan 24, 2010 at 4:44 am
What’s up with all the bull**** chauvinism? You guys need to get a life and get your heads out of your own asses, yes that includes you GrandPrix55. Anyway…back to the video, Ricky Gervais was great.
596 Lee56uk • Jan 24, 2010 at 5:06 am
svd205, you are hugely mistaken.
1. Firstly, you speak English
2. Your right, culture is music (the UK has the most prestigous music industry on the planet)
3. Culture is also sport, with football being the largest on the planet (in terms of financial gain and viewers).
4. American movies are better, granted.
5. The UK has a very limited take-up of american fashion brands. More Europe
6. Yes we have starbucks, but the most popular national drink is tea, originally a chinese influence.
597 invisableboo839 • Jan 24, 2010 at 5:22 am
I kisses my cousin and I liked it, am i going to hell now?
598 GrandPrix55 • Jan 24, 2010 at 10:07 am
Is being Scottish also why you are obviously illiterate?
A liar too: eg. Galton, Francis [1822-1911] English scientist, inventor of forensic fingerprinting,
An Englishman also gave us Genetic finger printing. Jeffreys, Alec John [1950- ] English geneticist who discovered genetic fingerprinting.
Also banking evolved with the Knights Templar in Italy during the crusades.
You confuse discovery and invention with DEVELOPMENT.
That’s because you are an idiot (low IQ) like most Scots.
599 imdbstar • Jan 24, 2010 at 11:36 am
watta self important prick
600 simonpenum • Jan 24, 2010 at 11:49 am
Depends on where you kissed him
601 TheMattmoe • Jan 24, 2010 at 1:53 pm
lol Gervais is always funny
602 cumhavago11 • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:11 pm
im scottish and i agree with what is being said..partially
603 690oo • Jan 24, 2010 at 2:22 pm
ahahaha!
That was brilliant -
604 Puzzoozoo • Jan 24, 2010 at 4:04 pm
The room was full of them, so which one did you mean?
605 adammacer • Jan 24, 2010 at 4:21 pm
No, but at least it’s funny..
606 StuJee1 • Jan 24, 2010 at 6:08 pm
you’re in denial. Stop clutching at straws and talk to or read into anybody in most industries and ask how influencial american ideas and products are.
It just doesnt make sense that a country that big with that high a GDP wouldn’t be a huge influence. I think that the united kingdom definately punches above its weight but to put it on equal footing with the U.S is just plain wrong.
The sports are very seperate, i’ll give you that.
607 StuJee1 • Jan 24, 2010 at 6:10 pm
however, i used to work at the Madejetski stadium in reading and one of the biggest selling food items (if not the most popular) was the hotdog.
I dont think many americans tuck into a cornish pasty when they go watch a baseball game.
608 MrDripdrop • Jan 24, 2010 at 7:51 pm
you get a thumb up for being scottish
609 gnostical • Jan 24, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Maybe you should take a look at the name DENIS PAPIN and his invention of the STEAM DIGESTER 30 years before and thats where your MR THOMAS NEWCOMMEN’S engine appears to have been based on Papin’s experiments carried out 30 years earlier . So he just copied an already existing idea so you can actually say thnx to the FRENCH .
610 gnostical • Jan 24, 2010 at 8:54 pm
English are hated all over the world thats a FACT. But scotland is liked and loved all over the world so i think that proves my point . Scotland pays for england stop leeching off of us.
611 gnostical • Jan 24, 2010 at 9:03 pm
The whole WEST of scotland is FULL of MC names with irish connections thats a fact and theres also a lot of scottish “mc” names and “MAC” in the highlands thats also a fact. Most of anything england is supposedly good at in sport is all done by BLACK men and they sure as hell arent english origin. Most of england is made up of foreigners WAY MORE than all other countries in the world except america thats a fact So dont try talking about others when yours is one hundred times worse than most .
612 gnostical • Jan 24, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Scots are the better part of the uk FACT we where first line of defence in the world wars cause scotttish soldiers are known for being the most “fiercest” fighters historical fact , and better than english posh twats wich is all youve got .
613 gnostical • Jan 24, 2010 at 9:15 pm
And it looks like you are unable to read i already said watts “TYPE” of steam engine jsut like your thomas newcommens engine which it was based on work of another guy called DENIS PAPIN so basically your saying thomas newcommens engine is worth shit then too as he used another guys work to base his engine mechanism on . SO NICE FAILING. And also i said “criminal fingerprinting” in another post notice how i didnt put just “fingerprinting” seems you just like to make stuff up tooo suit yourself.
614 Edmian14 • Jan 24, 2010 at 9:32 pm
wow how these comments devolve
615 gnostical • Jan 24, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Just had a little look on the internet and “HENRY FAULDS” A SCOTSMAN was infact the first guy to promote the idea of FINGERPRINT IDENTIFICATION too noted naturalist Charles Darwin. Darwin declined to work on the idea, but passed it on to his relative FRANCIS GALTON,Galton only returned to the topic some EIGHT years later,.So no francis galton DIDNT invent fingerprinting identification “HENRY FAULDS” scotsman did .GALTON JUST STOLE HIS IDEA SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT .
616 isleofyew1 • Jan 24, 2010 at 10:29 pm
So Smel Gibons drinks does he!?
617 Scaredbusiness • Jan 25, 2010 at 1:50 am
@gnostical You are insane. It is quite amazing how insane you really are. Btw I am Scottish and you make a mockery of us Scots!! get your kilt on and get out of the house. Go and do something constructive!
618 Bawlztodawalz • Jan 25, 2010 at 2:25 am
There was a news story a while back about Mel Gibson driving while intoxicated and then calling the cop that pulled him over anti-semetic things.
619 thisisnotanick • Jan 25, 2010 at 2:46 am
Actually that doesnt prove anything. Its just a random assumption not backed up by anything other than your personal feelings.
620 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:06 am
LOL anyone’s posh compared with you grunting Scots (or squeaking if you’re a lowlander.)
Scots spent most of their time fighting each other in clan wars – until the English formed you into a nation after Culloden by banning the clans and the tribal tartan for ages.
|YOU BARBARIANS OWE US!)
As for you, you’re a typically uneducated Scot – just look at your attrocious spelling and course ignorance.
Significant that the Scots regiments weren’t known on the world stage until, you wore ENGLISH RED.
621 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:11 am
IN fact the ENGLISH REDCOAT fought and won more battles than any other soldier and on a global basis.
Ever wondered why you Scots speak ENGLISH? Not Gaelic.
That’s because you were well dominated – even on the Union Jack, Scotland’s cross is UNDERNEATH the English one.
Even now there are only 4 million Scots – and 60 million English in this island.
Scotland is irrelevant and rose and fell on England’s coattails.
622 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:16 am
Fact: Scotland is TOTALLY BANKRUPT AND ENGLAND OWNS YOUR BANKS NOW.
You have no industry – just whisky and vodka – which you drown your sorrows in and fake history in your stupour. Your economy was like Iceland’s = all based on CREDIT.
You are a shameless ungrateful LEECH off the English and we owe Scotland NOTHING.
Scots simply cannot afford independence but England should force it on you and let you sink.
THE BETTER PART? SCOTLAND IS A GIANT LEECH.
No wonder McLeach is a Scottish name!
623 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:18 am
Significant you don’t mention the great genius DARWIN was an ENGLISHMAN from Shropshire.
But that’s what we’re up against here with these chgildish Scots babay-men.
GALTON IS THE ONE CREDITED WITH FINGERPrinting – and the ENGLISH POLICE – not Scottish note – were SIGNIFICANTLY the ones who first used it.
Idiot.
624 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:20 am
Scaredbusiness ( a Scot) posts – and is embarrassed about your ignorance – read him thus:
@gnostical You are insane. It is quite amazing how insane you really are. Btw I am Scottish and you make a mockery of us Scots!! get your kilt on and get out of the house. Go and do something constructive!
Scottish nationalism died with the credit crunch.. silly boy.,
625 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:26 am
Lol what a fantasist you are. Go and tell that to TREVOR MCDONALD, BARONESS SCOTLAND AND MOHAMMED THE GLASOW MP. All Scots – and BLACK.
The SNP want to make Scotland Islamic.
Cotland is a mixed bunch of mutts who are NOT Celt (see the Welsh for real Celts) and whose most common surname is ENGLISH: SMITH. Fact
Mac is actually Irish .. see Macdermott – you don’t get them in shitty Scotland
Learn some real history instead of that fantasy crap Scottish nationalists put down your irrelevant throats
626 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:26 am
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SCOTLAND BEAT ENGLANAD IN SOCCER OR RUGBY? LOL 1 in 10 times you win at soccer and NEVER at Rugby.
627 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:30 am
Ah yes.. Gadaffi… and Scotland just let him and his Lockerbie bomber off and out of jail for killing all those Americans.
SHAME ON SCOTLAND!
North Sea Oil is BRITISH not scottish and ENGLAND found it – just as WE found that oil in the gulf in 1911.
THere’s not much of it left now so stop carping.
Scotland was much worse of in the 70s recession and under the great Maggie Thatcher.. just as you are bankrupted TODAY.
628 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:32 am
in the EU – the bankrupted poor countries that GERMANY, ENGLAND & FRANCE subsidise are known as THE PIGISS (PIGGIES):
PORTUGAL ITALY GREECE IRELAND SPAIN & NOW SCOTLAND
leeches
629 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:35 am
NOTICE TH|AT NO ONE EVER PRAISES SCOTLAND OR ITS FAKE ACHIEVEMENTS – other than you Scots?
scotland has to blow its own trumpet.. which is rather pathetic, isn’t it?
630 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:41 am
LOL according to you loser (hence the bitterness) Scots – the losers of British history, the English are hated globally – in your own heads that is.
BUt we English are like the Germans – were really don’t give a toss what hysterical Scots etc think of us – water off a duck’s back… which is why we mostly ignore you. But it’;s time we hammered you back on facts.
We only ever hear Scots saying that – since you repeat each other’s hate-induced fantasies.
631 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:46 am
Scots history and culture is about wallowing in failure. They even have special music for failure — its called bagpipes.
Hence Scots bitterness and boozing to drown their sorrowss – and faking history to cover up your loser reality.
Scotland is now looking inward and losing. It has become exactly like medieval Scotland — the clannishness, the introversion, chucking money at the Edinburgh Festival to make it more Scottish, that awful Parliament, the dreadful Parliament building.
632 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:46 am
why do scots walk when they play the bagpipes? to get away from the noise LOL
633 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:46 am
@Scaredbusiness you should be ashamed to be scottish now go cross the border to england and take your ugly face with you.
634 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:48 am
The self-indulgence of the whole recent scottish nationalism thing, the complete sense of ingrowing toenail; I mean, Edinburgh has turned into a city where you can see its toes growing in.
635 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:50 am
@GrandPrix55 if we where dominated we wouldnt be here dumbass , england couldnt even beat a bunch of farmers from scotland with no weaponry how pathetic is that . Yous ahd an army about twenty times our size and a massive amount of weaponry and still couldnt get rid of us . Dominated i think NOT.
636 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:52 am
Scotland is loved in your own fairy story of deludednationalism.
Know the reality?
EVERYTIME THE 60 MILLION ENGLISH POPULATION CAT WAKES UP TO THE MERE 4 MILLION POPULATION SCOTTISH MIC THAT KEEP NIPPING AT US
SCOTLAND COMES OFF WORSE.
That has been the case throughout history – and when we stamp on you.. as we do form time to time you go running off to wail defeat on the bagpipes and drink and drink and run to your French allies – whom we also beat.
SCOTLAND – THE SOREST LOSERS IN HISTORY
637 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:53 am
Know the reality?
EVERYTIME THE 60 MILLION ENGLISH POPULATION CAT WAKES? UP TO THE MERE 4 MILLION POPULATION SCOTTISH MICE THAT KEEP NIPPING AT US
SCOTLAND COMES OFF WORSE.
That has been the case throughout history – and when we stamp on you.. as we do form time to time you go running off to wail defeat on the bagpipes and drink and drink and run to your French allies – whom we also beat.
SCOTLAND – THE SOREST LOSERS IN HISTORY
638 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:54 am
@GrandPrix55 scotland was already a nation and a proud one at that only reason the “british” army was KNOWN was because of the SCOTS used as the frontline so yous have us to thank for britain being “known”. |YOUS UGLY POSH TWATS OWE US”!)
639 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:55 am
SCOTS ARE JUST LIKE ARABS.. TRIBAL, INWARD LOOKING AND FAKE HISTORY WHILST REPEATING EACH OTHERS PROPAGANDA LIKE MINDLESS INSULAR CLONES.
England became a global power by being exactly the opposite….. open and expansionistic.
Scots fled to the ENGLISH colonies after CULLODEN 1746 – CANADA, AUSTRALIA ETC.
LOSERS
640 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:56 am
@GrandPrix55 Actually scotlands ACHIEVEMENTS are KNOWN the world over thats a FACT that cannot be denied so your talking out of a that arse you call a face.
641 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:58 am
iN FACT RADAR was developed independently in England , France, Germany, and the USA in the 1930s, it was first put to practical use for aircraft detection by the English, who had a complete coastal chain of radar sets installed by Sept 1938.
NOT SCOTLAND, NOTICE.
642 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 3:58 am
iN FACT RADAR was developed independently in England , France, Germany, and the USA in the 1930s, it was first put to practical use for aircraft detection by the English, who had a complete coastal chain of radar sets installed by Sept 1938.
NOT SCOTLAND, NOTICE.
643 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:02 am
@GrandPrix55 The north sea oil is nowhere near england you stupid idiot so how the hell can it be english? Its in SCOTTISH waters so its ours and we have been paying for england and ourselves with it for nearly 40 years or so thats a FACT. You just cant admit that we pay for yous and you know it. so your trying to class it as “british ” how pathetic but i expect nothing less from an englishman who thinks the world is his.
644 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:04 am
@GrandPrix55 You clearly know nothing about the world if you dont see how much england is hated all over the world but its ok live in denial , the proof is there for all to see that england and america are the two most hated nations on earth.
645 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:04 am
@GrandPrix55 You clearly know nothing about the world if you dont see how much england is hated all over the world but its ok live in denial , the proof is there for all to see that england and america are the two most hated nations on earth.
646 samiali988 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:05 am
why!! why would u bring arabs up in ur pathetic argument? please, leave us out of this, and don’t insult us.. we are human beings u know.. we do feel offended.. u seem nice.. i’m looking forward 2 ur “hopefully apology” reply
647 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:08 am
@GrandPrix55 Fact is Scotland has more to be PROUD of than england has . And scots are way more patriotic about scotland than england are about there country think. We have a sense of who we are and are proud of it sadly same thing cant be said about yous.
648 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:09 am
See how “cultured” these barbarian Scots are, world? Look at gnostic’s language and spelling – and he wants us to think they’re brilliant LOL.
English are Anglo-Saxons – Germanics which is the standard Hollywood Good Looks.
In BRitain the ugly (Arse-Faces as Scots call each other) tend to be Celts:
649 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:10 am
Maybe you’re another ugly Scottish “beauty” such as Wendy Alexander, Andy Murray, Andrew Marr, Kirsty Wark, Susan Boyle, Robin Cook, Gordon Brown, George Robertson, Alastair Campbell etc. Oh, and that “beauty” Cherie Blair is also a Celt of Scots-Irish extraction. Not to mention Hairy Angel Susan Boyle. Google-image that lot! No wonder McLabour was a hideous sight! They don’t sound too pretty either.
650 samiali988 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:10 am
actually! i don’t know how is this all related to a ricky gervais clip.. see! even we arabs aren’t that dumb
ricky gervais rocks! imma big fan, i just don’t like that he’s an atheist
651 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:11 am
Scots are UGLY BUGGERS.
FACT
652 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:11 am
Scots are UGLY BUGGERS.
FACT
653 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:11 am
Scots are UGLY BUGGERS.
FACT
654 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:13 am
@samiali988 Wasnt trying to be offensive appoligies if i did was just pointing out that england used to get there oil from there and the prices would have went up when gaddafi came in in the 70’s until the scottish north sea oil was discovered then they started stealing our oil money which saved england from going into a reccesion.
655 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:16 am
See what the lefty Scots think of you America?
Now you know why these leech fantasist let the Islamic Lockerbie bomber out after killing all those innocent Americans.
Scotland – the last bastion of communism in Europe – with their Islamic allies.
656 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:18 am
And you clearly know nothing iof you think we English or Germans care what people think oof us. LOL
BUT you Scots are oh so touchy.. being emasculated babymen.
As someone else just told you: Actually that doesn’t prove anything. Its just a random assumption not backed up by anything other than your personal feelings.
657 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:22 am
@GrandPrix55 RADAR was invented by a scotsman its a historical FACT it was even on the program “QI” with stephen fry where they says RADAR WAS INVENTED BY SCOTLAND. The guys name was Robert Watson-Watt and yes it was in the 1930’s and used by england but it was a SCOTSMAN who invented it for them to use . You just seen used by england then automaticaly thought it was YOURS but thats typical of an englishman.check out the name ROBERT WATSON-WATT and see for yourself .
658 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:23 am
Actually that doesn’t prove anything. Its just a random assumption not backed up by anything other than your personal feelings. And Scottish nationalist insular mentality which will finish weak Scotland off anyway..
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND: THE WORLD STABBING CAPITAL.
proud of that are you?
Google: SCOTLAND MOST VIOLENT – UN
Google: SCOTLAND POOREST PERFORMING WESTERN COUNTRY
659 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:24 am
Scotland tops list of world’s most violent countries – Times Online
A UNITED Nations report has labelled Scotland the most violent country in the developed world, with people three times more likely to be assaulted than in …
660 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:25 am
@GrandPrix55 and if it wasnt for Robert Watson-Watt a scotsman and his radar the biggest factor in the allies winning the war thnx to scotland again.
661 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:25 am
@GrandPrix55 and if it wasnt for Robert Watson-Watt a scotsman and his radar the biggest factor in the allies winning the war thnx to scotland again.
662 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:28 am
Google: SCOTLAND MOST VIOLENT – UN
Google: SCOTLAND POOREST PERFORMING WESTERN COUNTRY £61.6 billions of ENGLISH money to bail out the Anti-English Scots. Just three times as much as we subsidise the Mc-Leech annually anyway.
663 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:29 am
@GrandPrix55 Your changing the subject on every post im having to reply to about 10 different subjects you LIED about who inveted radar then when i prove you wrong you change the subject to something about how violent scotland is or how much we drink or whatever other bollocks your little brain can come up with.
664 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:29 am
@GrandPrix55 Your changing the subject on every post im having to reply to about 10 different subjects you LIED about who inveted radar then when i prove you wrong you change the subject to something about how violent scotland is or how much we drink or whatever other bollocks your little brain can come up with.
665 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:36 am
All Scots should be ashamed to be Scottish.
But thank God for the ENGLISH Scots (Protestant Orangemen who fly the Union Jack)
That ensures Scotland will never unite – just as at Culloden 1746 when the lowlanders joined the English against Scotland!
666 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:50 am
@GrandPrix55 Man now your changing subject to something else its like your mind cant focus on one thing for more than 2 minutes. Seems like you forgot about your radar theory i see a little change of heart now have we?. And scottish parliment want to hold a referendum later this year for independence if they get the bill passed and we will vote for independence and it will pass cause as you put it only the ENGLISH scots eg. rangers fans will vote against it so independence here we come WOOOO!
667 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:50 am
@GrandPrix55 Man now your changing subject to something else its like your mind cant focus on one thing for more than 2 minutes. Seems like you forgot about your radar theory i see a little change of heart now have we?. And scottish parliment want to hold a referendum later this year for independence if they get the bill passed and we will vote for independence and it will pass cause as you put it only the ENGLISH scots eg. rangers fans will vote against it so independence here we come WOOOO!
668 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 4:50 am
@GrandPrix55 Man now your changing subject to something else its like your mind cant focus on one thing for more than 2 minutes. Seems like you forgot about your radar theory i see a little change of heart now have we?. And scottish parliment want to hold a referendum later this year for independence if they get the bill passed and we will vote for independence and it will pass cause as you put it only the ENGLISH scots eg. rangers fans will vote against it so independence here we come WOOOO!
669 abeeerrr • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:01 am
Ricky Gervais Rocks! I Luv him
670 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:08 am
Great – get independence (fully from English money) and piss off forever Scotland.
Of course, being bankrupt, you can’t afford it so – watch everyone – it won’t happen.
Unless we English vote to get rid of you.
Which we should.
671 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:10 am
Watson (-son being the English suffix) and Watt.. WHAT VERY ENGLISH NAMES.
I rest my case.
His ancestors were English.
672 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:15 am
If we’d have dominated you Scotland would be speaking ENGLISH and be full of English names like SMITH.
Oh you already are.
In fact, as at Prestonpans, the Scots outnumbered us 3-1 and stll ran.
Bonnie Charles Stuart was no leader LOL.
673 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:24 am
Arabs = sex pests and barbarians.
The West is about to crush Islam.
674 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:24 am
Arabs = sex pests and barbarians.
The West is about to crush Islam.
675 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:36 am
LOL dream on.
Scotland has a loser history as we’ve discussed and so your sudden “patriotism” comes with all the fake cover up history to pretend you weren’t losers.
So your “pride” is fake.
All Scottish nationalism is achieving is awakening English Nationalism.. and as usual we will stomp on you soon.
676 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:36 am
LOL dream on.
Scotland has a loser history as we’ve discussed and so your sudden “patriotism” comes with all the fake cover up history to pretend you weren’t losers.
So your “pride” is fake.
All Scottish nationalism is achieving is awakening English Nationalism.. and as usual we will stomp on you soon.
677 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:38 am
@GrandPrix55 the battle of stirling the scots were outnumbred 10-1 yes 10-1 and we still win it and you cant deny that because its in all the history books its FACT. And every OTHER war with scotland and england the scots were OUTNUMBERED by atleast 10-1 and the english had all the WEAPONRY scots where only farmers that had to fight have little check up on that . Is actually a surprise that we win any wars at all given the circumstance of english soldiers vs scottish farmers.
678 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:40 am
LOL meaning you Scots are scruffs?
Pathetic – listen to you.
You’re illiterate and uneducated.
Remember the Battle of New Orleans in 1814 when the Americans won? It was a SCOTTISH regiment that got hammered.
In contrast read of the ENGLISH outnumbered 4 to 1 at the Battle of Albuerra 1811 fighting UPHILL and we were victorious.
679 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:45 am
The battle of bannockburn wich we WIN when outnumbred 10-1 was the war that gave scotland there INDEPENDENCE . The union of great britain was a mutual decision between scotland and england and since then scottish people and english people have married on each side of the border thats why some english names are up here and the exact same reason why SCOTTISH names are down in ENGLAND. There was no domination because we win our independance then few hundred years later the union was mutually made
680 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:45 am
The battle of bannockburn wich we WIN when outnumbred 10-1 was the war that gave scotland there INDEPENDENCE . The union of great britain was a mutual decision between scotland and england and since then scottish people and english people have married on each side of the border thats why some english names are up here and the exact same reason why SCOTTISH names are down in ENGLAND. There was no domination because we win our independance then few hundred years later the union was mutually made
681 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:47 am
@GrandPrix55 You clearly dont know anything as i told you we pay for you with the north sea oil money wich pays for scotland and england ten times over. And as everyone knows north sea oil money is SCOTTISH as its in scottish WATERS far away from england.
682 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:47 am
@GrandPrix55 You clearly dont know anything as i told you we pay for you with the north sea oil money wich pays for scotland and england ten times over. And as everyone knows north sea oil money is SCOTTISH as its in scottish WATERS far away from england.
683 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 5:54 am
Remember the battle of stirling and bannockburn where we win when outnumbred 10-1? farmers fighting against TRAINED SOLDIERS who had all the weaponry? Scotland has punched well above its weight for many years thats why we win independence and kept our country. Sad how you think england did so well given the overwhelming ADVANTAGES they had in numbers weaponry and money even with that they couldnt get rid of us.
684 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:07 am
@GrandPrix55 LOL you are even going as low to fake that your scottish in one of your reply’s then use it to try and glorify enlgand what age are you about 5? lol thats something a little kid would do.
685 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:25 am
@GrandPrix55 england dosent even have a country anymore as its FULL of FOREIGNERS. The only other place on the PLANET with more foreigners is america. You have nothing to be patriotic about as your country is lost to foreigners where as scotland still has our OWN identity which is why we are full of pride for our country. You cant deny ENGLAND has more foreigners than any other place excluding america. Your identity is gone and all your best sportsman are BLACK and they arent of english origin.
686 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:28 am
LOL thought you’d bring up Bannockburn you pathetic Scottish twat – the ONLY victory you ever had (they have to go back to the 13th century to claim a win over England.) But 10-1?!! LOL a total and typical exaggeration. In fact half the English army was stuck across the river and never engaged.
It was an ambush as we crossed.
As usual, Scotland wins a battle but LOSES the war at at FALKIRK.
687 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:31 am
Also the king had died on the way up and his unexperienced son had to lead – hence the mistakes.
But of course you ignore inconvenient reality.
No domination? SO WHY DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH IN SCOTLAND?
WHY IS THE MOST COMMON SCOTTISH SURNAME ENGLISH?
Because we DOMINATED LOSER SCOTLAND of course.
CULLODEN 1746.. THE SCOTS RAN LIKE COWARDS!!!
688 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:39 am
Now you’re just rambling and not making sense.
England has a far larger population than Scotland and can absorb newcomers easily – unlike mere 4 million population Scotland (mainly English anyway.)
The English are still Germanic but Scots are hardly Celts.
Alex Salmonds SNP want to open the floodgates into Scotland. It seems he wants to turn Scotland into the west’s first Islamic Republic. Heaven help you from yourselves!
689 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:43 am
LOL you obviously think the Braveheart fantasy movie was REAL and that Wallace the Norman was Scottish.
Idiot – you believe scotland’s own propaganda to hide the fact that it’s a loser nation.
YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT STIRLING WAS CANCELLED OUT BY FALKIRK WHERE THE ENGLISH WON THE WAR.
We outresource crappy Scotland which is all hills and no roads and win every war – even if you won a single battle 800 years ago.
690 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:43 am
what about stirling aswell ? so thats 2 i count that we win and your giving an excuse that the king died on the way up oh poor yous one guys dead you still had your FULL TRAINED ARMY OF SOLDIERS who outnumbred the scots 10-1 thats a FACT go check it up .You seriously think yous done well and are crying about getting ambushed yet you ARROGANTLY IGNORE the fact that your trained soldiers with all the weaponry and money where fighting against farmers assembled to try and defend there land.
691 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:44 am
ILLITERATE SCOTTISH MORON
692 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:47 am
10-1 ? No one believes you – not even you.
Scots are fantasists.
THERE IS NO SCOTLAND.
SCOTS WERE CELTS AND YOU ARE NOT.
The Welsh at least look Celtic.
693 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:53 am
To paraphrase your illiterate diatribe:
Scotland doesn’t even have an identity anymore as its FULL of FOREIGNERS (not Celts.) You have nothing to be patriotic about as your country is lost to foreigners with ENGLISH surnames where as ENGLAND still has our OWN Germanic race which is why English Nationalism is on the rise You cant deny Scotland has more non-Celts than Celts. WHY IS SMITH YOUR MOST COMMON NAME? Identity is gone your inventors etc have English names and some of your Lairds are BLACK
694 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:54 am
scotland is a celtic country and full of celts and the welsh are our celtic brothers just like ireland. England is the odd one out and the only part of uk that isnt celts because your the worst scum of the earth and everyone knows it england most hated country on the planet they come joint first with america in the race for the most hated people on earth.
695 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:57 am
That’s ironic since you write and spell and articulate like a 5 year old kid.
Must be all that great Scottish “education” you received.
As for faking identity – Scots still pretend they are Celts when the Germanic English and Germanic Vikings swarmed all over you.
That’s why you don’t look like the real celts – the WELSH.
696 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:59 am
Exactly you couldnt think of anything so you stole my words about england how sad you are . Thing is mine was based on truth but yours is full of lies based on anger so you retaliate by REPEATING MY WORDS cause you cant think of anything else.
697 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 6:59 am
You’re not celts any more you scottish fairy.
Look at Catherine Zeta Jones – a real dark haired, short, brown eyed Celt from Wales – not an ugly ginger minger Scottish fake celt.
You’re no longer Scots at all.
The rest of you are Germanic (i.e. English etc) like your surnames.
698 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:04 am
The real celts are irish/scottish and the welsh. You can freely say whatever you like about scotland not being celts but its historical FACT that we ARE . Dosent bother me that you dont think it because the proof is in the pudding as they say. And the romans demolished england yet they didnt rule over scotland they stopped at england and built a WALL to keep us out so if anyone isnt pure bred is the ENGLISH.
699 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:06 am
Paraphrasing is a way of exposing hypocrisy you moron.
Being illiterate you wouldn’t understand.
Everything in that paraphrase is fact.
No one would steal your words – you can barely write.
Anyway, serves you right for jumping into an English-American debate re inventions to push your brainwashed, ridiculous typical Scottish nationalist bullshit above facts.
At least some of us have a UNIVERSITY education unlike you – obviously a high school drop out.
700 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:06 am
England or should i say GERMAN cant tell the diffrence since its the same thing just like your german royalty.
701 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:12 am
You clearly are a retard who makes up facts and talks the biggest load of shite ive ever heard . You are fully living up to the stereotypical englishman who thinks the world and everything in it is his.If we where having this debate face to face it would be a diffrent story as i would have slashed that thing you call a face from ear too ear within the first 2 minutes.
702 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:15 am
You repeat already defeated points because you can’t think for yourself because all you have is propaganda
I countered that
The English are German (Anglosaxon) anyway.
Learn history you ignoramuis: How could a Hanoveran German claim the HEREDITARY English monarchy without being a DESCENDANT of an English monarch.. you obviously just haven’t thought it out?!
In fact the Hanoveran German monarchy was descended from the sister of the English King HENRY VIII.
The German monrachy was thus ENGLISH.
703 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:16 am
Why can’t Scots see the difference between:
THEIR THERE THEY’RE??
Dunces
704 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:20 am
OH LOOK, SCOTSMAN, IN THE LAND OF THE WORLD STABBING CAPITAL – SCOTLAND IS THREATENING ME WITH A KNIFE!
As I said, you’re just tribal barbarians like the Arabs.
You’ve obviously realised an Englishman outmatched you. Lost on facts and education.
GROW UP CHILD.
Retard? I communicate much better than you do.
You talk like a child and type and spell like one.
You should really go back to school.
705 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:21 am
retard who makes up facts?
Try looking in the mirror – that sums up you and Scottish nationalism.
Obviously.
Poorly educated violent thug with a temper.
Definitely Scottish then. LOL
Pathetic.
706 gnostical • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:21 am
@GrandPrix55 yous are german your royalty is german FACT so enjoy being german descendants.Ive got to go now though been fun talking with a spastik your free to reply whatever you want now as i wont be replying back got shit to do unlike some unemployed englishman.
707 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:24 am
Wonder why you can’t spell INDEPEDENCE?
Or differentiate between there/their/there.
And threaten KNIFE violence.
IS IT BECAUSE YOU IS SCOTTISH MANNNNN?
lol
708 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:27 am
Except we English who invaded Celtic Britain far outnumber Scots, Welsh & Irish put together. And we made English the world language -even in Scotland where Scots gaelic barely exists today.
You conveniently ignore that bit.
You low IQ Ape. LOL
709 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:31 am
Of course we outresource you and beat you in wars – which is why Scotland’s bagpipe music and culture is a mournful wailing and why you are so bitter and fake history to pretend you were not losers. An ego thing.
Which is why you shouldn’t bother because in future we’ll hammer you again.. and again.
Why debate with a history academic when you really know only propaganda?
You’ll also get hammered in the same way.
710 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:35 am
You ignorant bastard – learn politics and history first:
In the 17th century the Scottish & English crowns merged to form the United Kingdom which makes that oil BRITISH not Scottish.
Plus the English found it so be grateful we shared it.
711 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:41 am
Penicillin was NOT invented it was DISCOVERED – it occurs naturally you idiot.
712 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:45 am
The science of Refrigeration was begun by Francis Bacon – an ENGLISHMAN – who gave the world SCIENTIFIC METHOD without which no insular petty minded Scotsman would have produced much.
BACONIAN METHOD.
Most of the KEY inventions and discoveries of the later Renaissance era were ENGLISH or other Germanic – Scots invented relatively little and those who did had mainly English surnames.
Significantly enough.
713 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:47 am
Scottish inventors with ENGLISH surnames like Watson you mean.. that mainly invented in ENGLAND where the industrial revolution was happening.
714 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:54 am
We English are German so what?
I told you that several times.
The Germanics made the Modern Scientific world – not you loser Celts – conquered by Rome then by us in Gaul & Britain etc.
I’m literate and employable – you are not.
Scotland with no industry and English subsidies is the Land of the Unemployed after all.
715 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:55 am
Got to go? Your Glasgow slum pub must be open then
716 janellc122 • Jan 25, 2010 at 7:56 am
Holy cultural wars Batman!
717 GrandPrix55 • Jan 25, 2010 at 8:05 am
In fact Americans forget that the English empire was the largest in history and the USA is an offshoot.
England made English the world language.
We’ve had far more influence and were bigger than the US is today.
718 freekicking85 • Jan 26, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I think the original point svd205 made was completly wrong for this reason.put the shoe on the other foot. Americans have a lot of pizzerias that serve pizza\pasta. And you don’t get many Italians saying that American is “Italianised” and that Americans swallow Italian culture. As you said culture is not simply a couple of restaurants or kids that wear caps and jeans. Each country is different. This is evident as soon as someone steps off a plane, but not to people behind a computer screen!